<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted but the rest of the players are now the worst in the world.

I wish Blademaster and Knight of Time would learn to get along.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Knight of Time realizes the error of his ways and starts being nice again.

Then, he gets hit by a tractor and winds up in a coma for 8 years.

I wish my hamster's cage cleaned itself.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, all the dirt is now all over your house, not in your hamster's cage.

I wish to possess Psyduck's powers.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Like Psyduck, you begin to suffer intense headaches. However, you don't get any psychic power from those headaches, which eventually lead to you getting into deep, deep trouble.

I wish I was able to better understand why Blademaster is such a hard person to get along with.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Now you know.

I wish I had a cheesecake.

[Fett One]

Granted but it is laced with poison.

I wish the Norse and Greek gods were real.

[DivineAll]

Granted. The Marvel and DC comics based on Greek and Norse mythology come true which means the events of DC's Amazons Attack!, Marvel's Civil War, and other crazy miscellaneous events that turned out bad or good. Mostly bad.

I wished I didn't have a stuffy nose.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Your nose vanishes, leaving behind two ugly holes separated by a ridge of bone.

I wish my laptop never lagged.

[Fett One]

Granted. Your laptop over heats and breaks down permanently, leaving you without a computer, so you no longer have to worry about it lagging.

I wish the internet in the USA was just as fast as the rest of the world's internet.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But it begins to cost roughly the same amount of money as it would in other world currencies, depending on the country.

I wish I was able to retrieve the rare penny I found a couple of years ago that had two "tails' on it due to a bank error.

[FieryFlareon]

Granted. You end up finding it but it has tar permanately stuck to both sides.

I wish babies didn't have to cry so much.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now babies are unable to express their feelings and parents can treat them however they wish.

I wish I knew FieryFlareon's true identity.

[Blademaster]

Granted. It's someone you don't know and who doesn't care to know you. What a waste.

I wish I had a diamond pickaxe.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But the diamond material comes off it after a few uses, eventually rendering it not as reliable as you would have hoped.

I wish for a banana split from the makers of a nut-free facility.

[Fett One]

Granted but it only has half of a banana and 1 scoop of ice cream.

I wish Halloween occurred twice a year.

[Blademaster]

Granted: The calendar doesn't change and nobody knows the correct date.

I wish I had some fresh chives.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, 4 fresh chives appear where you used to have your arms and legs.

I wish for some fresh chives that wouldn't appear where I have my arms and legs.

[Oslo]

Granted. The fresh chives appear where your genitalia was. Lucky!

I wish I could write an awesome thesis that will accomplish everything I want to get out of this project in fifteen minutes.

[Fett One]

Granted but your professor finds out it took only 15 minutes so it is assumed that you cheated and thus get an F for the project.

I wish the future was set in stone.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Everything in the future turns to stone.

I wish I had a robot clone that never broke or malfunctioned and always did what I told it to.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it also does some things you don't tell it to do, such as totally humiliate you naked in public.

I wish I was the God.

[Fett One]

Granted you become the god of chickens.

I wish 1 day a year people would put aside their differences and get along.

[Blademaster]

Granted. It happens on random days, for different people. So it accomplishes nothing except a few awkward moments.

I wish I could draw perfectly on my first attempt everytime I decided to draw something.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but your drawings get boring because they are too realistic, just like photographs.

I wish I had my own giant fighting Mecha robot that I can control and that cannot be turned against me.

[Fett One]

Granted but you need a nuclear reactor to power it.

I wish the Phillies make it to the World Series and win.

[Blademaster]

Granted. A bunch of cheesesteaks win the World Series.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of canned beef gravy.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, since you didn't wish for any sort of can opener, you can't open any can without said object.

I wish I had more stamina.

[Fett One]

Granted but you have so much stamina now that you can't sleep which causes you to become paranoid and eventually lose your sanity.

I wish becoming old doesn't cause people to become senile?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They become very sharp and nobody can touch them.

I wish Fett One wouldn't make a wish about Phillies and World Series every year.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Next year, there is the chance that the Phillies will miss the playoffs altogether, finishing last in the NL East.

I wish that Drew Carey would have a contestant playing 3 Strikes on the Price is Right someday before the World Series is over, just so he can talk about the World Series and all that baseball stuff.

[Fett One]

Sorry Mikachu, but I have to support the home team some how.

Granted but that episode ends up getting preempted for news concerning baseball.

I wish George Lucas would team up with Paramount to make a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The movie will be named Star Wars VS Star Trek and will end up in senseless massacre that won't attract an audience of well-moralized people.

I wish somebody made better movies based on J.R.R Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Unfortunately, that somebody will have to be you, and I'm sure you have no idea how to make a movie successful enough to be shown in theaters.

I wish Nelson Muntz's famous laugh was incorporated into Atomic Bomberman as a death taunt only used on the deaths of any CPU Bomberman I thrash with my own Bomberman, sounding exactly as it generally sounds on the Simpsons.

[Blademaster]

Granted. LAWSUITS!

I wish I had all the wisdom in the world.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's too much information for you to handle and you end up going into a vegetative state for the rest of your life.

I wish cable television was free.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you get a free TV from a shop with a few pieces of cable added, the product being named cable TV, and, naturally, it does not work at all, not even when you try to connect it with your Playstation 3 to play games.

I wish I knew how to connect my Wii, DS, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 into the Internet, I have yet to find out how my new router works.