<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you are able to live there for 2 days before you get deported back home.

I wish I had more time.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A whole bunch of clocks, watches, and other time-telling devices all appear in front of you, where they end up causing an avalanche...the worst of all-time (no pun intended).

I wish that there was at least one new Pokemon of every single type combination in the 17 current types.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only catch these pokemon in the Japanese exclusive version of the game.

I wish everything tasted like pizza.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, yet now you hate every type of pizza disallowing you to enjoy anything anymore.

I wish everyone in the world could fly.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but every single solid floor in the world disappears, and with people having a limit to their flight power, the people find themselves falling into oblivion after hours of non-stop flying without being able to land anywhere for a rest.

I wish that Woody Woodpecker cartoons uploaded to YouTube and other related websites were in English much more often, than in Portuguese (Pica Pau).

[Fett One]

Granted but the episodes have advertisements running at the bottom and top of the screen.

I wish for Starscream to have an epic fight with Megatron, just like Optimus Prime gets to do.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it lasts 30 hours and you sleep on most of it.

I wish for a new season of Digimon.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but none of the new Digimon in the new series can digivolve, thus making them pretty useless against high level Digimon.

I wish I could develop a cure for any abnormal condition in a human in the blink of an eye.

[Oslo]

Granted, but eradicating these checks against population growth results in the overconsumption of our natural resources and the deterioration of any inhabited space. D: Buuuuummer.

I wish I could somehow resurrect John Lennon and have him perform The Ballad of John and Yoko right here in my bedroom.

[Fett One]

Mikachu, there is a new Digimon show coming out. It's called Cross Wars. I think it's due out in Japan later this year.


Granted but the song sounds so bad that your ears end up bleeding and you eventually go deaf.

I wish the Phillies didn't blow today's game against the Twins.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, by winning this one particular game, the Phillies are drop dead last next season.

I wish the weather wasn't unpredictable.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Thanks for the info Fett One!

Granted. Suddenly, the Earth gains a constant weather of 200 degrees celcius. This wipes out pretty much all the life on our planet.

I wish my favourite band Blind Guardian played Pokemon music.

[Fett One]

Granted but the songs end up being so bad that they are locked away in a vault so no one can ever hear them again.

I wish the Nintendo 3DS will cost less then $100 when it is released.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the IRS decides to supercharge the tax on the 3DS, making its overall cost much more than a mere one hundred dollars.

I wish that I had a GameBridge.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you had it before I stole it from you. Happy with my grammar?

I wish everyone in the world could speak Finnish.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's poorly spoken by everyone.

I wish everyone could own a flamethrower.

[DivineAll]

Granted. Now everything in the world in burninated.

I wish the Homestar Runner website would actually update.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the workaholic updaters go crazy about it, updating the site every single hour will drive the poor updaters into a burnout.

I wish someone made a Poll here in Polls, Clubs and Games.

[Fett One]

Granted but the poll is only open for 5 minutes.

I wish cigars were made illegal.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A bunch of cigar craving criminals go to their favourite store to find some cigars to buy, upon finding them illegal, they forcefully ransack the store and the story becomes top-page news, all because of the person who wanted them illegal, made a disaster.

I wish that jails had an electrified security system so that any would-be fugitives would get an unforgettable shock if they tried to break out of jail.

[Oslo]

Granted, but the tax hike required to pay for this technology depletes your funds and forces you into a life of crime. When you're thrown into the slammer for holding up a bank, your bright idea comes back to bite you in the ass as you try to escape.

I wish it were September.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get in an accident and spend the entire month of September in a coma.

I wish pokemon could interact with digimon.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. First off, Dark Towers appear everywhere around Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh and the 5th generation place. Digi-Destined children want to help to get rid of them, but as you wished, Pokemon and Digimon from the towers will interact and join together against humans.

I wish for a new type of Pokemon introduced in Pokemon Black and White.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, the new type ends up being called the OWNED type, giving it a type advantage over every single type in existence other than itself, and with an immunity to every other type, the one Pokemon with this type ends up having the highest base stats in existence (1000000 in each), meaning that even a mere Constrict in its moveset can 1HKO any Pokemon, yes, including Shuckle.

I wish that I was a super genius like Wile E. Coyote, but without all his faults.

[Fett One]

Granted. You now have his intelligences and you managed to over come his faults by avoiding ACME products. As a result you succeed in catching the Road Runner but in doing so, you become the most hated person in the world, since everybody loves the Road Runner.

I wish Bugs Bunny got to make a bunch of cartoons with Donald Duck.

[DivineAll]

Already granted. See the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

I wish Cartoon Network would actually show decent cartoons.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, there will be a show called 'Decent Cartoons', but the name doesn't really fit.

I wish to become a Hokage.

[Fett One]

Granted but somebody even stronger than you steals the position shortly after you are appointed.

I wish Warner Brothers would make a live action Batman/Superman movie.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the two franchises end up getting into a terrible feud about which one will get more screen time, and the movie is eventually scrapped and thrown in the trash.

I wish I had unbeatable mind-controlling powers.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Unfortunately, I gain the same powers as well and we meet up in an epic battle. The battle lasts for 1 year and then we both agree and call it a draw. But since you had the unbeatable powers, a draw isn't allowed by gods and they immediately punish you for breaking the rules they made for you and for scorning the power they gave you.

I wish I could have everything I want.

[Dogfish44]

Congrats. You have everything you wanted right on top of you, conviniently crushing your body into the floor.

I wish I had a nice, tame Labrador to replace my old pet.

[Fett One]

Granted but the Labrador is elderly and dies after a few hours.

I wish to own a green lantern power ring that actually works.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but other super heroes and various other characters including Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Hero Turtles, Super Mario, Sailor Moon, Incredible Hulk and Sonic all become jealous and join in together to confront you and destroy you.

I wish I was the best videogame player in the world.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but being as you didn't mention Link in your post, you end up becoming good at every single game, except for all the games in the Legend of Zelda series, getting 999 Game Overs in each, and never getting past the first dungeon/temple in any of them.

I wish that I could recruit some former TPMers to make a return someday.

[Oslo]

Granted. You manage to get every single person who has ever been a member of TPM to log into their accounts all at once, causing the servers to explode and the forum to go down in flames.

I wish my boss would stop deliberately understaffing shifts.

[Dogfish44]

Granted - His Secretary takes up that job whilst he goes on a Holiday with your significant other.

I wish that Labour was the government currently leading the UK politically.

[Fett One]

Granted but it ends up turning into a dictatorship over night.

I wish to captain the original Enterprise from Stark Trek.

[chaos_redefined]

Granted, you get teleported there right now. Pity it's about to crash.

I wish that games were free, with government subsidising.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the only games that end up becoming free are rigged ones, meaning you can't win at any of them, or do much of anything within your control, for that matter.

I wish that the entire 6 seasons of Captain Planet and the first several seasons of Power Rangers (Mighty Morphin, Zeo, Turbo, In Space, etc.) were all released on DVDs within the next few years.

[Fett One]

Granted but each season is divided up into 3 volumes and each volume costs $80.

I wish Homestar Runner will start updating again with new cartoons.