<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that was the second time you wished for their updates in this thread and that makes the new cartoons only half as good as they used to be.

I wish I was the best Legend Of Zelda player in the world.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, you become the worst Super Mario player in the world, getting a Game Over to the first enemy in the first level of each game, just because you didn't know what button was the jump button.

I wish Mikachu could evolve into a Maichu (a cross between him and a Raichu).

[Oslo]

Granted, but because Thunderstones are pricy, Mikachu has to sell all his possessions to afford his evolution. He tries to become a street performer to earn some cash but, since Maichus aren't nearly as loved as Mikachus, his attempt fails.

I wish the cicadas outside my window would shut up.

[Fett One]

Granted but they are replaced by constant hooting from owls.

I wish my pen would never run out of ink.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you end up writing all the time, forgetting how to eat and sleep.

I wish I was the king of Sweden.

[Oslo]

Granted, but the monarchy is abolished the day after you ascend to the throne. Bummer.

I wish deep-fried battered pickles were as healthy as they are delicious.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but after eating a few of them, you turn into a pickle yourself, prompting people to think you look delicious to them.

I wish South Park would come up with many more death ideas for Kenny and bring back Stan & Kyle's famous lines from when Kenny is killed.

[Fett One]

Granted but now they kill him off several times in each episode causing it to get dull and repetitive.

I wish emoticons could be used in real life.

[Oslo]

Granted, but it's damn near impossible to get the yellow out of your face afterwards, and everyone is left looking like a retarded lemon-head forever.

I wish I could sing.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, it turns out you can only sing one song, and it's Rick Roll.

I wish I had more money.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as of a result, the safes in every single bank in the world suddenly and mysteriously get emptied, and you are soon caught.

I wish I could be in multiple places at once, in my solid form here, but as a hologram everywhere else.

[Fett One]

Granted but the holograms can't interact with anything and they also can't talk. This pretty much renders them useless.

I wish all of my friends lived within walking distance of my house.

[Oslo]

Granted. Your friends now all live on your front lawn.

I wish to not be woken up tomorrow morning by the daycamp next door.

[Dogfish44]

Granted. You are woken up at 11:59pm today by the daycamp next door instead.

I wish for a can of 7Up

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but by the time you go to open it, you find it is mysteriously empty, as well as the other cans in the pack.

I wish I could be in a movie where I played every role, using a voice changer device.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become so exhausted from doing it that you fall asleep for a year.

I wish for a never ending supply of reeses peanut butter cups.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that never-ending supply requires a white hole placed in your backyard.

I wish I had my own spaceship.

[Oslo]

Granted. You get in a spaceship and blast off into space, leaving your identical twin behind. Your craft travels at the speed of light for the duration of your journey and, one boring special relativity thought problem later, you return to find your twin is now an old fogey. Bummer.

I wish my truck was not broken.

[Fett One]

Granted but since it works, some thugs decide to steal it.

I wish Spectacular Spider-Man would get renewed for a third season and get to keep the entire staff, including the voice actors.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the staff dies in the progress and nobody can continue the series.

I wish I could grant my own wish.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, you turn into a genie and end up becoming trapped in a useless magic lamp that has been rubbed one too many times.

I wish I was able to successfully operate a supercomputer.

[Dogfish44]

Granted, but to operate it 17 more arms spout from your body, which mean you can no longer fit in the room with aforementioned supercomputer.

I wish to know the lottery numbers for the next UK draw.

[Fett One]

Granted but you catch a contagious disease that requires you to be quarantined and as such you are unable to buy the winning ticket.

I wish Team Rocket would finally succeed in capturing Pikachu.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Pikachu's capture ultimately could being a bad end to the Pokemon anime, thus marking the end of Ash and company's travels.

I wish that Inspector Gadget had more zany gadgets in his body.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, like all the other gadgets in his body, roughly 90% of them are either never used, malfunctioned, or just plain impractical.

I wish people would be more patient.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, everyone ends up in a hospital, as a patient.

I wish Finland became a monarchy.

[Fett One]

Granted but the monarchy rules with an iron fist.

I wish to own a crop duster.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it ends up making the crops unsafe to use or consume as a result of a nasty malfunction.

I wish that this forum had been called Games, Games, Games much earlier than it is now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's so cool that the entire Internet freezes over.

I wish for a Pokemon and Dragonball Z crossover movie.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! The movie is named Epic Fail!

I wish to make a video that appears on Web Soup.

[Fett One]

Granted but the video is only 5 seconds long and it's just a black screen.

I wish all computers used touch screen instead of keyboards.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but Mikachu Yukitatsu was dazed to see Shadow Wolf replying to this topic so he accidentially hit you with a computer screen.

I wish I could travel across dimensions.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You can now travel across dimensions. You travel to the 2-dimensional realm and your senses become so distorted and indistinct that you can't figure out how to return to the higher realms.

I wish I had a telephone with an old-fashioned spinning dial thingy. You know the thing I mean.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! You get the telephone and when you call your friends to tell them, the wheel breaks, rendering you unable to make any calls, thus making the phone useless.

I wish that I no longer need to sleep.

[DivineAll]

Granted. Now you are continuously tired throughout the rest of your days due to a lack of rest. However, you can sleep when you're dead.

I wish I was more self-confident.

[Fett One]

Blademaster, those phones are called Rotary Phones.

Granted but you become so confident that you think yourself invincible, which is why you stabbed yourself as proof of your invincibility, only to discover that you aren't invincible and die 10 seconds later from the stab wound.

I wish that there was a McDonalds at every corner.

[Blademaster]

Louis, you are MEAN.

Thanks Fett. Your wish is granted, but the cost of putting a McDonald's on every corner and maintaining/staffing them all stretches the company's profits far, far too thin, and as a result McDonald's goes out of business.

I wish I had and could wield a ridiculous yet badass weapon.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But you'd have to find and buy a pair of strength-boosting gloves like the ones in the Zelda games (Power Glove, Titan's Mitt, Silver Gauntlets, Golden Gauntlets, etc.) in Japan, unfortunately, they don't sell them to anyone who is not from Japan, so I guess that means you're out of luck.

I wish that all the weapons wielded by criminals were replaced by chocolate equivalents of those weapons.

[Fett One]

Granted but the chocolate melts, causing the criminals to get chocolate on everything that they touch.

I wish there was a cartoon that had G.I. Joe teaming up with The Transformers.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. I'll draw the cartoon, but it fails because I don't have much knowledge on either.

I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend.