<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

It's been some time, huh? Let's try out version #7 of Twisted Wishes! It was Mod approver by Lady Vulpix, who is now an Admin.


What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

I wish my soda wasn't warm.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

Granted. Now it's boiling!

I wish I was the king of the world.

And the process continues to repeat itself.

Granted, now you have thousands of assassins trying to kill you.

Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the general TPM rules.


So let's get this thing started!

I wish for Super Mario Galaxy 2.

[DivineAll]

Granted. You now have 2 copies of Super Mario Galaxy!

I wish I could find a job.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Your job involves doing the same boring thing, every day, for the rest of your life.

I wish the internet isn't as slow.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Very quickly, Facebook is infected with a virus that brings my Facebook profile pictures everywhere, in addition, some dead Pokemon forums are revived, TPM is turned upside-down, extremely fast, Youtube is all Chinese traditional characters without Hanyu Pinyin, the catch was that you wished internet would be faster but now it's turn quickly into a chaos.

I wish I could speak Latin.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A book called "Latin for Dummies" appears in front of you, however, it must be your unlucky day, as you can't even get it open, and think it's a zonk book, literally.

I wish that one of the three doors in the big deal of the day in Let's Make a Deal had a Zonk every once in a while.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, when they open the door. A giant Zonk comes out and starts rampaging around eating everyone insight.

I wish I didn't have writers block anymore.

[Fett One]

Granted the incident that allows you to get over your writers block also causes you to lose your hands so you can't write.

I wish pokemon black/white was already out.

[Oslo]

Granted. The game is out, but because the production team had to rush, the new Pokemon all look like this and this and this...

I wish my cell phone had a longer battery life.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but because I laughed like hell seeing those new Pokemon I will phone you every second minute and your only way to escape from this terror is to destroy your cell phone.

I wish I didn't have to cook tomorrow.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you now don't need to eat food, but you can't eat food at all.

I wish I had a bigger Hard Drive.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You now have a bigger hard drive in the sense that it now takes up a lot of your room's space.

I wish there's an easy way to sort out the stuff/mess in my room.

[Oslo]

Granted. The television show Hoarders comes to sort out the mess in your room, but the public embarrassment you suffer from having your neurosis depicted on national television compels you to voluntarily take up the life of a homeless person. Good luck with that.

I wish I could fly.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, you become just that, a fly, and someone swats you, not realizing you were once a human.

I wish that Chef would be revived on South Park with another African-American actor (Isaac Hayes may be hard to top).

[Fett One]

Granted. Chef is now voiced by Steve Urkel.

I wish Family Guy and The Simpson did a cross over episode.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Homer strangles you.

I wish computer programs were easier to install.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But they only become easier to install on supercomputers, which I'm sure you can't understand their high degree of complexity.

I wish this game was copyrighted here on TPM.

[Fett One]

Granted but now Kevin makes everyone pay to post in this game.

I wish everyone would start to play farmville on facebook.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, it turns out not everyone in the world has Internet access or use Facebook much if they do. What a shocker.

I wish I was a little less negative.

[Oslo]

Granted. Your lobotomy makes everything just swell.

I wish I didn't have to take a course in Medieval Language and Literature.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, it's now Finnish language and literature. Ten times worse. Trust me, I've been there.

I wish for a Digimon.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get one that can't digivolve or use any attacks

I wish 24 had a happy ending for Jack.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the rest of the cast of 24 get unhappy endings.

I wish that there was a movie made that was 24 hours long.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you sleep through most of it.

I wish for a game of chess.

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to play against a computer that is capable of out thinking you 100% of the time.

I wish superhero comic books were cheaper to buy.

[Oslo]

Granted. Comic books now cost significantly less, but, to offset production costs, they are now all printed on toilet paper.

I wish the tourists would pack up and head home.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they never make it to their homes. For their backpags are too heavy.

I wish Finland hadn't lost the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A time machine appears in front of you, where you use it to change history. Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest, but as a result Finland never gets a big win in anything else ever again.

I wish that there were more freeware programs for anything someone would want to do on a computer (as long as it was legal).

[Fett One]

Granted but there are now so many that it puts most software companies out of business, thus weakening the world economy even more.

I wish there was a simple solution to all of the world's problems.

[Oslo]

Granted. A nuclear apocalypse decimates the entire planet. Ahh, sweet relief.

I wish this popsicle I'm eating right now tasted better.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The popsicle begins to taste sweeter, and sweeter, and sweeter, but at the same time, the amount of sugar going into it causes it to taste too sweet.

I wish that the NBA and MLB didn't have the Raptors or Blue Jays.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, they don't. Both of them are replaced with teams made up of dinosaurs which eat all the other players ruining the sport.

I wish I could just slow down time.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only slow time down by a few seconds and you can only do it once a day.

I wish to own a real zoo.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you end up being the main exhibit in it, instead of your animals, who end up controlling the zoo and making you take their orders 24/7.

I wish that Africa's children all had sponsors to help them with their lives, to make them much better.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Africa has a population of only 1,000,010,000 and it's 14.72% of the world as a whole, but compared to developed countries, there is an extrememly huge number of children, so it takes approximately, do the math, approximately, OK, I can't really do it because I would need the number of chldren in Africa and the one of adult people in developed countries, I even tried Wikipedia, but I couldn't find it easily enough so I'll just say that Knight of Time, your wish is granted, but as a result, the whole world's economy is turned upside down.

I wish I was a Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are now a Dunsparce, that is in the possession of Jessie and James.

I wish to own a professional sport team.

[DivineAll]

Granted. You are the proud owner of the Seattle Supersonics. Wait... they don't exist anymore do they. Curse you, city counsel!

I wish things don't have to change much.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, now things don't change at all giving us a boring world to live in.

I wish that plane tickets were cheap.

[Oslo]

Granted. Plane tickets are now remarkably cheap, but in order to swing this the airlines have to make some budgetary cutbacks...

I wish the dream I had last night were real.

[Fett One]

Granted. You now get to go to school without studying for the big final, while wearing nothing but your underwear.

I wish Star Wars Episodes 7, 8, and 9 get made.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I wanted the exactly same time so I'll chase you with my lightsaber for stealing my wish.

I wish I lived in the USA.