[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.8 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First of all, Lady Vulpix has just posted a lightening to the wait-for-two-other-persons-to-post rule.

=6= After you've made a post on a game, you have to wait until at least 2 more people have posted after you before posting again on that topic. Exception: if a week has passed since the last post and only one person has posted after you, you're free to post again.

So thanks to her, we can continue. Sweet! This game might not have new replies since November, but I see potential and you can still give me a warning if I deserve that for necroing.

Now to Knight of Time's wish...

Granted. The cartoons appear INSIDE the televisions because I couldn't use the right prepositions. Knight of Time receives a televison set from me, but when he tries to switch it on, it reads: PLEASE OPEN THE TV CORRECTLY. Knight of Time wants to see the cartoons so bad he gets a screwdriver and stuff and opens it. The cartoons indeed break out, causing huge confusion and even destruction around the real world.

I wish I could control the time.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only make time go forward

I wish electricty was free.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result though, other sources of energy used in everyday life become more expensive.

I wish the new generation of Pokemon brought at least one new Pokemon that was an evolution or pre-evolution of an older generation Pokemon.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They'll put there a Fakemon by me and everyone's angry.

I wish for invulnerability.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, since you didn't specify which kind of invulnerability you wanted, you're pretty much extremely vulnerable to any sort of attack.

I wish I could wish upon a star.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Unfortunately, the star you end up trying to make a wish upon ends up being used for millions of other people's wishes at the exact same time, leaving their wishes to be fulfilled while yours unfortunately is not.

I wish all the GGG regulars would convince Blademaster to post in Whack-a-TPMer and thus allow other people to whack him if they so chose to.

[Fett One]

Granted but he strikes back after-wards twice as hard.


I wish Santa was a robot?

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! Christmas does not happen since Santa robot became obsolete.

I wish the mr_pikachu reappears.

[Knight of Time]

Granted...but instead of mr_pikachu appearing, a talking Pikachu with what looks like a mustache on his face appears in his place.

I wish that the Toronto Maple Leafs had a new coach and a new GM, both with an absolutely no-nonsense, tough love approach that they could use to turn the team from a literal pushover to a force to be reckoned with.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they'll get them, but this year, Finland wins the Ice Hockey World Championship, which makes all the other countries, including Canada, lose interest on the sport in question totally.

I wish the next person wished something good to happen to me.

[Fett One]

Granted. You become president of Finland but your reign only lasts for 5 seconds.

I wish to become a world champion poker player.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! You become the champion, but the loser claims that you cheated and the staff comfirms his claim, stripping you from the title.

I wish to read other people's minds.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you'll have to brutally slaughter the persons and dig their brains out to do that.

I wish I could play some Bomberman with Knight of Time.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. I agree to play Atomic Bomberman with you and we end up playing the Bowling for Bombers level. Unfortunately for you, my Bomberman is the one on the far left, while your Bomberman and the other 8 Bomberman (controlled by AI) are on the right, as the "pins". I make my Bomberman repeatedly kick bombs to the right, and before long, in each of the 5 battles, I end up killing every single other Bomberman opposing mine, getting you first every single time. After 5 battles, I win the match, getting a total of 45 kills while every other Bomberman gets a total of 0 kills. In other words, I just walloped you at Atomic Bomberman, which leaves me to say these three words you might hear in Atomic Bomberman when a Bomberman is killed: man, you blow!

I wish I didn't have to make such a long paragraph to twist someone else's wish.

[Fett One]

Granted from now on you can only twist a wish by using emoticons.

I wish Hollywood would stop making 3D movies?

[DivineAll]

Granted. Now they make really horrible CGI and claymation movies.

I wish I had my satellite cable back.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You manage to find it one day in a box, cut into pieces. Looks like it's time for a new cable.

I wish I could predict how someone would try to grant this wish.

[Fett One]

Granted but knowing causes the game to become boring to you so you stop playing.

I wish I had fire powers so I can melt the snow (it snowed 15 inches here today) in a matter of minutes instead of having to spend hours shoveling.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but everyone wants to take profit of your power and boss you around asking you to melt snow everywhere, giving you minimum pay. You demand more money and everyone accepts, but now you end up melting snow everywhere and you have nor time nor energy for anything else. And finally, Articuno, Mikachu's favourite Legendary Pokemon, ascends from the skies and fills the world with snow and ice.

I wish to find whatever I'm looking for.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up finding a place full of every single Zonk featured so far on the Wayne Brady version of Let's Make a Deal, and both Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum appear, telling you they both remembered your birthday, and thus wanted to give you a present, so there you go.

I wish that people would realize sooner if they made a 20 megaton blunder (aka a major mistake) with something.

[Fett One]

Granted. Instead of realizing it after it happens people now realize it before it happens but after its too late to stop it from happening.

I wish we wouldn't get any more snow for the winter.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The entire global climate shifts as all snow vanishes from existence and is replaced by freezing rain and hailstorms.

I wish I had a golden handgun.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A golden handgun appears in your right hand, unfortunately, not only is it empty of bullets and designed to never be able to discharge them due to the front being plugged up, but it's also made of fool's gold instead of real gold.

I wish Marvel Comics would bring the Human Torch of the Fantastic Four back to life ASAP.

[Fett One]

Granted. He is brought back to life in the very next issue only to be killed again at the end of the issue.

I wish Pokemon could merge together to create bigger, more powerful Pokemon.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you'll face that level 100 Venustoise with a small level 1 Geodude. Ghost of Maiden's Peak, Kids WB's favourite episode, was it?

I wish for a pat on my shoulder.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A pint-sized person named Pat manages to find his way to your shoulder and begins to tap-dance on your shoulder, except the problem is, he's wearing spiky golf shoes.

I wish that restaurants offering desserts had them split into two separate sections, one for desserts with nuts, peanuts, and the like, and another for desserts with none of the said allergens.

[Fett One]

Granted but some of the allergens end up in the other deserts by accident and ends up killing you since you didn't think to check the food first since it came from the non allergen list.

I wish all food was good for you so you wouldn't have to watch what you eat.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but then all health services become useless with no customers.

I wish for a bigger room.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! *uses a shrink beam to shrink Mikachu to 1/4th of his size* Now your room is bigger for you.

I wish to learn and speak japanese fluently.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You become Japanese yourself and have to relearn Spanish and English as a result.

I wish I never got tired, but could still sleep when I chose to.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The next time you fall asleep, you fall into a deep sleep for 100 years. Your parents end up thinking after several days of no response from you that you died, and they end up giving you a funeral, having you cremated at the end of it.

I wish that there was a Let's Make a Deal video game for all the major systems of today, complete with Zonks that could give the player a Game Over if they were unlucky enough to get one.

[Fett One]

Granted but the game only takes 5 minutes to play and costs $80 to buy.

I wish online stores have faster shipping methods but at no extra cost.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the ships are mistaken as warships and a war breaks out.

I wish I never run out of ideas.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! Your mind overflows with ideas, making you have constant chronic headaches, which renders you unable to share your ideas.

I wish to withstand any kind of hot and cool temperatures.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, when withstanding one, you become very weak to the other (e.g. if you're in an icy climate, you become very weak to fire).

I wish all kinds of malicious software, from viruses to spyware to trojans to scams, aka everything fitting the term malicious, would become extinct (e.g. if computers developed massive resistance to them, automatically destroying the malicious software the moment it tries to cause a problem).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the hackers have nothing to do then and they start stealing stuff and harming other people in real life.

I wish Square Enix DIDN'T make any new Kingdom Hearts games anymore.

[Fett One]

Granted, instead they keep re-releasing the current games on every new generation console when they come out.

I wish more adults watched cartoons.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The adults begin to watch each other's cartoons, made through horrible use of a video camera and cartooning software designed to turn real life into a cartoon. Too bad they all get tired of watching each other's cartoons fairly quickly, though.

I wish the weekends were a day longer.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, because of this change weekdays are 3 days longer.

I wish most job application weren't online. (Seriously.)

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! However, job applications offline will need even more paperwork and three hours of interview, not counting that even more people would apply for jobs.

I wish I could meet Ken Akamatsu. (Love Hina producer)