[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.8 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu Yukitatsu had a boring evening after playing Playstation 3, Playstation 2, Playstation and Playstation One with his friends earlier today, so he ended up here. Let's try out version #8 of Twisted Wishes! It was Mod approved by Lady Vulpix, who is now an Admin.


What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

I wish my soda wasn't warm.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

Granted. Now it's boiling!

I wish I was the king of the world.

And the process continues to repeat itself.

Granted, now you have thousands of assassins trying to kill you.

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I wish I could make nice houses of cards.

[Blademaster]

Granted. They're actual houses that cost you thousands of dollars to make.

I wish I had some fish and chips.

[Fett One]

Granted. You are given a live fish and a bag of potato chips.

I wish 3D Movies had cheaper ticket prices.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but in order to compensate that, they last only for 5 seconds. And a new Spider-Man movie lasts only for 2 seconds.

I wish I was a lion.

[DivineAll]

Granted. You're the cowardly lion from the Wizard Of Oz, before the courage gain.

I wish I had better memory.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You now remember one additional detail, which is better than before.

I wish I had a superpower of my choosing.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only choose between being able to run at super speed for only 2 seconds or being able to hold your breath for 20 minutes.

I wish Blademaster would become the nicest person on the planet.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, all the other people turn out to be extremely militant, aggresive, impolite and intolerant. Now what was better?

I wish for a trip to the USA.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You take a ferry to the U.S.A., and then when it docks you trip and fall over the rail to your death.

I wish I had a flamethrower.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, however, it burns you each time you use it due to a creation fault that makes it always face you instead of whatever you had it aimed at.

I wish I had a bucket of regenerating water each time there was a fire.

[Fett One]

Granted but the bucket when filled weighs 100 pounds, so you can never lift it to get it to the fire and you can't empty it to make it weigh less since the water keeps regenerating.

I wish everything except food is fire proof.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. An hour later, your telephone rings. It's me, Mikachu Yukitatsu. I have just won the lottery, and I call you to visit Finland. You come and we decide to go hiking. In no time, we're in the middle of Lappland and it's winter and it's cold. 'Now let's do some campfire!' I say and we chop some trees. Now the problem is, how do we make them fire because they are fireproof! So we freeze into death.

I wish someone to hug me.

[crown34]

Granted. Except the hugger refuses to let go.
I wish I could score a perfect score on every test I take.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You get accused of cheating and are quickly kicked out when they realize your answers are wrong and thus you edited the grade.

I wish I could freely manipulate the flow of time around me.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only do it once a year.

I wish Superman was real.

[DivineAll]

Granted. Superman is real, along with everyone in his rogue's gallery. Darkseid is coming...

I wish I didn't have frequent existential crises.

[Blademaster]

Granted: You no longer exist.

I wish I had the willpower to finish anything that I started.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Unfortunately, you from now on lack the willpower to start anything.

I wish I could see ghosts.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up seeing so many ghosts, you soon begin to suffer from hallucinations, and before long, you end up becoming a ghost yourself, wandering around as if you were zombie-like.

I wish Timmy Turner's crazy teacher Mr. Crocker was in a future episode of Fairly Oddparents where he somehow lost his obsession for fairy godparents.

[Fett One]

Granted but he becomes obsessed with giving homework instead.

I wish Warner Brothers will finally release the final volume of Animaniacs.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They'll release it in the year 2200.

I wish I could cook better.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You get in a shipwreck and are abducted by natives and roasted on a spit... You cook quite evenly and they find you quite tasty.

I wish I had more stamina.

[Fett One]

Granted but as your stamina increases, your health and endurance decrease.

I wish Black Friday wasn't the only day to get great sales at stores.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. On all the other days with great sales, you miss out on all the big sales on anything and everything that you like, making you think shopping is for the (early) birds.

I wish that Pidgin and MSN would stop this crazy clash that they seem to be having with each other.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they destroy each other.

I wish to see Harry Potter And Deathly Hallows for free.

[Fett One]

Granted. You get to watch from a store window while it is down pouring out and with no umbrella.

I wish to own a super computer.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You own an MIT computer, but cannot use it since it's at MIT. Hope you live in Massachusetts, boyo.

I wish I had some baklava.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. I stuff your face full of it, and after one hundred ones you'll never ask for it again.

I wish nobody complained to me when I listen to my favourite music.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up listening to your favourite music through headphones, but some sort of malfunction happens with the headphones, making the music sound much louder than normal, making it too hard for you to listen to it without anyone else hearing it as it makes your eardrums feel like bursting.

I wish that there were more video game character heroes in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.

[DivineAll]

Granted. They're the Marvel side of heores/villains that will be appearing in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. ...What? They're technically video game characters.

I wish it would stop snowing across most places of the U.S. that aren't supposed to get snow right now.

[Fett One]

Granted but they get 12 inches of rain instead.

I wish Football wasn't associated with Thanksgiving.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Soccer is associated with Thanksgiving instead.

I wish I could fall asleep and wake up on command, whenever I wanted.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. One night, you'll have such a lovely dream that you don't want to end it at all and stay in your bed for days until you get a bedsore.

I wish to meet Naruto in real life.

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to have a glass wall separating the two of you so can't actually go near him.

I wish to have ice powers.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but after a few too many uses of them, you end up melting into nothingness, just like Frosty the Snowman.

I wish that all the volcanoes in the world were dormant and not making any sound for years.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, instead, the erupt with no noise at all. Would look/sound funny, though.

I wish they spoke better English in Sweden.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The English-speakers there become the best in the world. The rest don't change.

I wish I was an all-powerful genie.

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to live in a lamp and can't come out unless somebody rubs the lamp.

I wish medical bills weren't so expensive

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but then the doctors don't get paid enough and they'll have even more to complain.

I wish NASA could reach planet Mars much more quickly.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Their rockets end up making such a hard landing on Mars in the distant future, that the resulting explosions from using too much speed end up leaving permanent damage on Mars, making it look like a deformed planet.

I wish that a whole bunch of crossover cartoons combining cartoon characters from various universes of similiarity (e.g. Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents, The Simpsons and Futurama, etc.) would start appearing on televisions around the world in 2011.