My top 6 ASB Pokemon would be my IRL team.
Blaziken. My starter, no doubt. He and I would both be teachers. I'd teach him to battle, and he'd teach me to fight. He'd play video games with me and set my hair on fire when I repeatedly kick his tail feathers at them. We'd be bros.
Electivire. The team genius, probably. He'd power all my dad's electronic garbage downstairs and then stop doing so when he felt enough time had passed. You don't need to say "TEST" for 6 minutes straight to see if the fucking MIC WORKS. He'd play games with me and Rawk, and probably cut down on our electric bill a good deal. Another bro.
Kingdra. This would be a tricky relationship. Since we leave close to a lake, Kingdra would probably be a loner, spending most of her time there while I stayed in the sanctity of my lair. Then again, she'd make summers a LOT more fun since she'd be able to swim with me (Blaziken and Electivire might have trouble in that area.) and she'd rule the water. Water/Dragon? Not a damned weakness except other Dragons. Suck it, kiddy pool!
Torterra. We're surrounded by forests. This dude would be happy. I'd probably ride him around on nature walks or, if it was possible, on streets. Pissing off drivers by going 10 mph. You wanna honk at me? WHA-ZAM! Your tire just got slashed by Razor Leaves and an Earthquake put you in a pothole so you can't change it. Problem?
Drifblim. Not quite sure how reliable she'd be, seeing as how she's a Ghost who probably wants to drag me to Hell based off her family's Pokedex entries, but if those tentacle ribbon things can carry me, I'm flying. Also she'd keep the kids off my lawn on Halloween. Just keep the porch light off and let her answer the doorbell. If a 2-foot wide head with emotionless glowing red bead eyes stretched across it looming 6 feet in the air doesn't scare the little bastards off, then they've earned their candy.
Ditto. Too many uses to list, too much shame to actually speak that list.