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    Default The Rock makes a surprising announcement......



    The world is apparently still reeling from the shock of this one......believe it or not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has announced his intent to RUN FOR PRESIDENT! Even more shocking still is his announcement of a running mate.



    It's none other than the Prince of Parkour himself: John Morrison!

    When asked to comment about it President Obama expressed zero concern over the matter. In regards to the announcement he had this to say: "Personally I'd be more worried about this if the two of them weren't arguing so much with each other. Apparently they can't decide on if the White House should be renamed the Smackdown Hotel or if it should be called the Palace of Wisdom."

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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    Nice source, bro.

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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    I'd take them over Palin, any day...

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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    This belongs in Mt. Moon.

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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    Possibly the worst April Fools thread in existence, well done

    X-rated since April 2012!

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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    When did you become mod, Bex? D:
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    When Kirst became unmod D:

    Lol, about a month ago.

    X-rated since April 2012!

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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    Quote Originally Posted by ChobiChibi View Post
    Possibly the worst April Fools thread in existence, well done
    Heh....my job here is done ^_~
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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    Quote Originally Posted by ChobiChibi View Post
    When Kirst became unmod D:

    Lol, about a month ago.
    Ohhh, late congrats then, I didn't notice until now. D:

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    Truly something to be proud of...

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    Default Re: The Rock makes a surprising announcement......

    Even more than me? And the all two threads I've started that no one noticed? :'[

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