<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 5 (Approved by The_Missing_Link)

[Knight of Time]

Do whatever it takes to make the nightmares stop...it might end up reminding me of the clown(s) in the Twisted Metal games.

What would you do if you were invited to be part of the wedding party of a wedding that had a theme of a certain video game series, e.g. The Legend of Zelda (this example actually happened; check YouTube)?

[Shadow Wolf]

The enjoyment would be different, depending on the game (I honestly would dislike a Modern Warfare/ Battlefield wedding, and I would love an RPG wedding, like Skies of Arcadia, Zelda, Fire Emblem, or even an FFVIII themed). Nevertheless, it would be a unique experience worth being part of.

What would you do if you had a curse that involves a consequence when people touch you? (choose the curse and answer what would you do with it)

[Knight of Time]

I'd test it out, hoping it has backward compatibility with the last system made by the same company.

What would you do if you were invited to be on the game show 1 vs. 100, and the "mob" was made up of 100 TPMers determined to split the prize money amongst themselves, including me?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I've never played Farmville, but if I did...then I'd try to find someone who can keep all the animals, as the yard at my house just isn't the place for farm animals.

What would you do if you came to TPM on the next April Fool's Day event and found out that every other TPMer on there was one of the other active members in disguise?

[BTPoke]

My brain would explode. 'nuff said. No, really, though. Mind would = blown

What would you do if you had to live in your most hated video game?

[BTPoke]

guessing you mean It had instead of I had


well, to quote a popular internet meme: read ALL the posts!


you wake up in the (fictional) place you have wanted to go to for a long time. What would you do?

[BTPoke]

I'd get the rosetta stone.... not the computerized one. I mean the ACTUAL rosetta stone. Gonna need a heck of a crew for this one...

What would you do if you could eat anything without consequence?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Buy unhealthy stuff every single day. Unfortunately, that's pretty much what I do already.

What would you do if Pokemon were real, but using them was banned in your country?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I guess I'd have to move out of Canada then.

What would you do if you received an invitation to a country where everything except the people was made of food (e.g. chocolate for the ground, pretzels for the trees)?

[BTPoke]

I'd go, definitely! It's like if Willy wonka's chocolate factory was a country! hmm, just imagine, Bacon roof shingles!!!!

Also, I wouldn't tell my friends, because they'd want to come with as well.


What would you do if everything you touched turned to a cheese of your choosing?

[Knight of Time]

I'd get people to worship God in church EVERY day.

What would you do if you looked into a full-length mirror and saw an image of what you'll look like in 10 years?

[Knight of Time]

I'd wonder what was causing them to fall from the sky, then I'd probably go to find a police officer to find out the best way for people to handle this unexpected phenomenon.

What would you do if Ralph Wiggum and his family moved into your city, and became your next door neighbours?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Have them go after Natalie Portman, Meredith Vieira, and Joy Behar!

What would you do if Justin Bieber tried to kidnap you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Simply call the police and give him finally what he deserves.

What would you do if you discovered a complete He-Man's sword?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Decapitate Joy Behar, Natalie Portman and the God awful Meredith Vieira!

What would you do if you saw Osama bin Laden in your house?

[Knight of Time]

I'd shrug off the sighting, being that he is already dead.

What would you do if you went on Facebook and suddenly saw that you had a friend request from each person from around the world excluding the people already on your friend list?

[mr_pikachu]

Write a computer program to automatically accept all the friend requests. I don't have time to manually accept requests from all one billion active users, especially since Facebook doesn't have anything like an "accept all" option.

What would you do if someone hacked into your Facebook account and deleted it?

[Knight of Time]

Hmm...that's a tough one. I'd probably have a mixed response to that decision (glad and sad at the same time that they stopped making Pokemon games, especially if it was for the main series of the games).

What would you do if you bought a used game system/game and found it already had data indicating it was completed 100% by its previous owner?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Have them get me stuff on a REALLY long list of my wants! Hey, if they are a renowned theif and can get anything, why not use the opportunity? You can't tell me YOU weren't thinkg the same thing!

What would you do if you woke up next to Miss Piggy (just the Muppet, no strange man's hand up her) and found out what you did to the puppet the night before while you were completely hammered?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Enjoy it!

What would you do if you werre set up on a blind date who turned out to be Snooki? And on top of that you cannot sneak off and leave because the date is on one of those mystery train party events.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Get them drunk and while they are out cold take my possession back and take THEIR most prized possession in revenge!

What would you do if Snooki suddenly asked permission to marry you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Refuse politely, buy a skirt to her and after getting the courage, ask Jutta Urpilainen for myself.

What would you do if you were banned from any other subforum besides Mt. Moon?

[Knight of Time]

Nothing, because I don't have an ex to begin with...but if I did have an ex in this case, I'd stop being friends with my ex while trying to find a way to get my friends back.

What would you do if your phone, TV, and internet services all mysteriously disconnected, and stayed disconnected for the rest of the day?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Post at the library or Mielikkitalo, like even now.

What would you do if you had to start school from the 1st grade all over again?

[Knight of Time]

Find a comic book with that villain, an try my best to convince him be belongs in the comic book, and not in the real world.

What would you do if you were on Let's Make a Deal, got zonked, and saw Nelson Muntz in the front of the audience heading your way?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Run away because I don't even understand Diili, the Finnish edition of Let's Make A Deal.

What would you do if you were forced to mention Finland in every single TPM post?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

FINLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is what I'd do.

what is you were set up on a date and you fing that your date is a sock puppet named Louise being controlled by a VERY hairy 600 fat man named Tiny Tim?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Bring out sock puppets and put on a show. EVERYONE loves sock puppets!

What would you do if you had a stalker that turned out to be Joan Rivers?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Sorry CJ, but you should EITHER have to waited for someone to post after Fett One OR one week. Double ruling. I'll take your question anyway, since this is confusing.

Ask her for money or some movie contracts for every step she takes towards me.

What would you do if you bought your favourite food and discovered it had horse meat in it?

[Knight of Time]

I'd be on the lookout for some products that would offer better sun protection than what we have here...now that reality would be kinda scary.

What would you do if a spaceship brought 10 clones of you to the town/city you are currently living in, and they all began to cause problems (much like in The Flintstones episode Ten Little Flintstones), getting you blamed for things you didn't do?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

That situation would be very chaotic. I'd end up in so many addresses for saying things I'd say to people. But I'd try to get some advantage of the state, too, like decoy my own clones to end up in prison instead of me while the others could handle some cooking and cleaning for me, and I'd also have the clones listen to stuff I didn't want to listen.

What would you do if you always had the same dream of getting banned from TPM every night?

[Knight of Time]

Try and find myself a suitable Pokemon that not only has a type advantage over the Diglett and Dugtrio, but also is faster than them, so that I'd have a better chance of preventing my yard from being ruined.

What would you do if a skunk and an angry bee found their way into your house, and were in between you and the nearest exit?

[BTPoke]

Anything other than something sensible. I have a horrible fear of bees and wasps, and I would probably panic like a mad man.

What would you do if you woke up to find a scorpion on your pillow (it hasn't stung you yet, of course)?

[Knight of Time]

I'd look it over carefully and look up information on it before making a decision, after all, I wouldn't want to be falling for a scam if someone e-mailed me, pretending to be someone they aren't.

What would you do if you were single (or already are), and you were selected to be the next Bachelor/Bachelorette on either one of ABC's reality dating shows?

[Knight of Time]

I guess I'd have no choice but to talk to TPMers on Facebook, while possibly no longer posting on TPM, especially if everyone I know in real life joined TPM.

What would you do if various well-known cartoon characters showed up at your next birthday party, all with their original or most well-known voice?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Give it to my friend who LOVES Sailor Moon.

What would you do if you woke up next to Tom Cruise who is going on another insanity trip?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Proclaim myself king and throw Larry the Cable Guy, Natalie Portman, Joy Behar, Meredith Viera, Courtney Cox, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, and Rebecca Black into the torture chamber! I'm twisted. I know.

What would you do if you had a million dollars that you could spend any way you wish but with the restriction that you can only use $10 of it per day?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Give Eeyore some Prozac. I've always wanted to see what would happen if you did that.

What would you do if you had to get a new car but all you could afford is an old Ford that is literally falling apart and you cannot afford to make the necessary repairs without going bankrupt?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Become his best friend. I once had my living room floor literally covered in store ads that kept for no reason at all for five months. I would probably get along well with Daffy.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that every morning after that you were perpetually stuck as a one month old baby but you also had the memories of you life before and the previous day a la Groundhog's Day?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a wonder child. I think, remembering each day, I'd learn to speak and walk quite fast.

What would you do if you were Harry Potter?