<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 5 (Approved by The_Missing_Link)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take him into hostage and not release him until his fans calm down. Just to annoy them.

What would you do if you had your own mecha?

[Fett One]

Use it to take power, assuming I'm the only one with a mech. If there are other mechs, then I'll make a career of battling them.

What would you do if your father's bully started bullying you?

[Knight of Time]

Call the police and have the bully taken away, hopefully, without having any problems.

What would you do if you were at your local grocery store/supermarket and found out they were having a storewide sale on everything, but for only one day?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Buy everything and sell the stuff for a better price tomorrow.

What would you do if I filmed you and me dancing Hare Hare Yukai and I put it in Youtube without your permission?

[Fett One]

Pray no one I know sees it and try to get Youtube to take it down.

What would you do if all technology stopped working without explanation?

[Knight of Time]

Read the next day's newspaper and cross my fingers it has a story on this event.

What would you do if eating any of your favourite foods caused you to be cloned each time you or a clone ate (much like with the Captain Planet episode Send in the Clones)?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Team up with the clones and purge society from all the actors, singers, AND celebrities ruining life as we know it! Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, and Rebecca Black are on the list.

You had to either snuggle a 500 pound fat man naked who is VERY grabby or snuggle a cactus with EXTREMELY sharp spines laced in LSD and HAD to make a choice?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I guess I'd go for the first option, although I think death would be the third option and suddenly look quite plausible in the situation.

What would you do if you were Super Mario?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Grab a large hammer and hit Justin Bieber repeatedly in the head!

If you had to watch a pet lion for a month?

[Knight of Time]

Pray to God that this lion has been trained in the past to trust humans...I wouldn't want him to mistake me or someone else I know for "dinner".

What would you do if Facebook disappeared from the internet?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Dance with joy and try to get my friends join TPM instead.

What would you do if your least favourite person had your most favourite Pokemon?

[Fett One]

Be slightly annoyed at first and then just let it go and forget about it.

What would you do if a film crew wanted to film you at work everyday for a year?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

I'd say, "Work? Really? I WISH I COULD get a job!"

If your car broke down leaving you stranded in the middle of nowhere and the Bates Motel was the only thing for 200 mile BOTH ways and it is in the middle of the night and you need to get help immediately and your cell phone is dead and you don't have a car charger?

[Knight of Time]

Well, for starters, I don't have a car, but if I was stranded...oh boy, this is very hard...I'd go inside the motel and ask to use the nearest phone to get someone to pick me up and get me to the nearest and safest place I can stay until I get back home.

What would you do if your daily routine involved dealing with a persistent busybody?

[Fett One]

Silently put up with it until I can find a way to make the person stop.

What would you do if electronic devices malfunction the second you touch them?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Get gloves.

What would you do if, without your permission, someone built huge buildings around your house, and they were so close to your house that the only thing you could see from the windows were the buildings' walls?

[Fett One]

Complain to City Hall and if that achieves nothing find a new place to live.


What would you do if your 3DS broke the same day that Pokemon X/Y comes out and every single Store in your City is sold out of 3DS's?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Visit another town.

What would you do if having a Facebook account wasn't free anymore?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably stop using Facebook unless I could find a way to use it again.

What would you do if you found a photo on Facebook where you were tagged, but that the person in the picture wasn't you, but rather someone who resembles you?

[Fett One]

Either ignore it or get it untagged.

What would you do if you were forced to move to the north pole?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Be sad to leave familiar places behind, but at the same time, be happy for my experiences in a cold climate.

What would you do if you were Link from The Legend of Zelda series?

[Fett One]

Keep the master sword instead of giving it back at the end of the adventure and use it to continue doing good.

What would you do if you had the opportunity to make one video game and the game could be about anything you wanted?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably make a strategy/puzzle game where you have to interact with various kinds of boxes much like this non-commercial game (aka one you cannot find in any store) I've enjoyed for years...but of course, I'd probably put in a few additional boxes this game didn't have, just to make it a little more enjoyable and have an expanded range of ideas I could put to use.

What would you do if you had a small cavity in every single tooth of yours, and had to get a filling in each (but not on the same day; I think dentists only do one side at a time)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First work out how to get to the dentist with as little travelling expense as possible, since I currently have to visit another town for my dentist, then go there as many times as I have to, I'm not so afraid of dentists.

What would you do if you turn TPM posts into money?

[Fett One]

Post a lot of spam so I can get a lot of money.

What would you do if someone cut in front of you at the check out line and that person ended up being the 1 millionth customer?

[Knight of Time]

If I had enough money, I might buy it, otherwise, I'd save my cash.

What would you do if you were a contestant on a trivia game show and facing off against Mark "The Beast" Labbett of The Chase, as well as Marc Edward Heuck, Paul Goebel, and Andy Zax (the Movie Geek, TV Geek, and Music Geek respectively; of Beat the Geeks) in the ultimate test of knowledge, and you were being watched on TV at the time by your family and closest friends?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Hope that the trivia game is not about movies, TV and music. If it is, just go for the comedy option and steal the show by spamming it with jokes when there are questions I know nothing about. Could be a fun challenge!

What would you do if you had to participate in your least favorite reality tv show in order to get something you had dreamed ever since you were a little child?

[Fett One]

I wouldn't compete (i don't like reality tv) so I would just make do without that item.

What would you do if you became immortal but continued to age?

[Knight of Time]

Try and find a way to slow down the aging process...even if it turned out I had infinite time to do it.

What would you do if you were a regular player on GSN's website, and you were notified you won something (from a contest you entered)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd claim the prize. Don't know what kind of website that is though.

What would you do if you won a trip to Japan?

[Fett One]

Take the trip and hope I don't starve to death (I'm a picky eater so I won't eat Japanese food).

What would you do if you had to cook a big family dinner for the holidays but your oven broke the day of the dinner?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Get to a shop and buy another one unless there's a way to cancel the party.

What would you do if you were transferred to another school along with someone who bullied you in the previous school but that person now asked to be his or her friend and you didn't know anybody else in that new school?

[Fett One]

Avoiding being friends unless said person can prove they really are sorry and wants to make amends.

What would you do if you had the power to control the weather?

[Knight of Time]

I'd use that power to reduce the potential problems with weather as much as possible.

What would you do if you were running a business but getting very few sales?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Invent new brands. Use them in different places, such as costumes, pens, websites, you name it.

What would you do if you were a Team Rocket member?

[Fett One]

Avoid Jessie, James, and Meowth so I wouldn't always be on the losing end of things.

What would you do if your pet dog and/or cat gained the ability to talk?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Discuss with him or her everything I have on my heart.

What would you do if you played truth or dare with me and I choose a dare from you?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

I'd dare you to pick "truth!" Technically it WOULD count.

What would you do if you had to choose either being shot of a malfunctioning cannon or eat candy laced with broken glass and you did not know which pieces were harmful and which were safe?

[Knight of Time]

I'd honestly not pick either, as choosing to risk hurting myself would be just ridiculous.

What would you do if just one mistake in your favourite video game always would result in a Game Over?

[Fett One]

Most likely I would stop playing.

What would you do if you got your dream job but then discover it's not as great as you thought it would be?