<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 5 (Approved by The_Missing_Link)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Send the boss numerous angry letters concerning the question if he could make a better show himself and even more trivial stuff until his house is full of them.

What would you do if you went to TPM one morning and saw I had 36,545 posts?

[BTPoke]

guessing you mean It had instead of I had


well, to quote a popular internet meme: read ALL the posts!


you wake up in the (fictional) place you have wanted to go to for a long time. What would you do?

[Fett One]

Go exploring and see all of the sites.

What would you do if you accidentally awaken a mummy?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ask what was it like to live in ancient Egypt. I'm sure we'd come up with an interesting conversation.

What would you do if you went to TPM one morning and saw I had 36,545 posts IN MY POSTCOUNT!?!?

(BTPoke, LOL, this is what I actually meant, I hope I explained it better this time)

[Shadow Wolf]

Hehehehe, probably ask how did you do that?

What would you do if you discovered that your dreams happen in real life three days later?

[Fett One]

Try to influence my dreams so that good things happen to me.

What would you do if you had to learn a new language on the fly?

[BTPoke]

I'd get the rosetta stone.... not the computerized one. I mean the ACTUAL rosetta stone. Gonna need a heck of a crew for this one...

What would you do if you could eat anything without consequence?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Buy unhealthy stuff every single day. Unfortunately, that's pretty much what I do already.

What would you do if Pokemon were real, but using them was banned in your country?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I guess I'd have to move out of Canada then.

What would you do if you received an invitation to a country where everything except the people was made of food (e.g. chocolate for the ground, pretzels for the trees)?

[BTPoke]

I'd go, definitely! It's like if Willy wonka's chocolate factory was a country! hmm, just imagine, Bacon roof shingles!!!!

Also, I wouldn't tell my friends, because they'd want to come with as well.


What would you do if everything you touched turned to a cheese of your choosing?

[Fett One]

Turn things into either American Cheese or Cheddar Cheese when I'm hungry and avoid touching things the rest of the time.

What would you do if you a chance to meet God?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Tease Him to answer to every question I pose before He hits me with a meteor.

What would you do if you could establish a religion of your own?

[Knight of Time]

I'd get people to worship God in church EVERY day.

What would you do if you looked into a full-length mirror and saw an image of what you'll look like in 10 years?

[Fett One]

Think something is wrong with the mirror.

What would you do if people started worshiping you like a god?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make sure they don't expect having happiness, wealth, some sort of a place in heaven and stuff in exchange. It might disappoint them.

What would you do if your TPM name became your 'real name' as it would be seen in documents, register, everyone called you with it and so on?

[Fett One]

Have everyone call me Fett for short.

What would you do if you were wrongly accused of murder and the only way to clear your name was to become a fugitive so you can clear your name yourself?

[mr_pikachu]

Become a fugitive and clear my name, I guess....

What would you do if gold coins started raining from the sky in your town?

[Knight of Time]

I'd wonder what was causing them to fall from the sky, then I'd probably go to find a police officer to find out the best way for people to handle this unexpected phenomenon.

What would you do if Ralph Wiggum and his family moved into your city, and became your next door neighbours?

[Fett One]

Kot, your a nicer guy than me. I would have pocketed as much gold as possible and hope no one questions me about it.

Ignore them as much as possible and if they can't be ignored then be polite and feign interest in whatever they are talking about.

What would you do if your cell phone developed free will?

[mr_pikachu]

Oh, mine did that several years ago. It started turning itself off and on, changing its own settings, and so forth. So I stopped carrying it around -- or doing anything with it, really -- and eventually got a new phone. One could think of the SIM card transfer as a lobotomy on my "sentient" phone, I suppose....

What would you do if you discovered that every inanimate object in the world could actually feel pain?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Nobody would probably believe me, so they'd think I'm crazy when watching out for my every move. Of course that would also depend on the severity of the pain, like how much pain my bicycle would feel when I'm riding it.

What would you do if you had to sing your favourite song in front of an audience of 10,000 people?

[Fett One]

Fake being sick so I won't have to do it.

What would you do if you found out that your brother/sister is a serial killer?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Have them go after Natalie Portman, Meredith Vieira, and Joy Behar!

What would you do if Justin Bieber tried to kidnap you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Simply call the police and give him finally what he deserves.

What would you do if you discovered a complete He-Man's sword?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Decapitate Joy Behar, Natalie Portman and the God awful Meredith Vieira!

What would you do if you saw Osama bin Laden in your house?

[Knight of Time]

I'd shrug off the sighting, being that he is already dead.

What would you do if you went on Facebook and suddenly saw that you had a friend request from each person from around the world excluding the people already on your friend list?

[mr_pikachu]

Write a computer program to automatically accept all the friend requests. I don't have time to manually accept requests from all one billion active users, especially since Facebook doesn't have anything like an "accept all" option.

What would you do if someone hacked into your Facebook account and deleted it?

[Fett One]

Contact Facebook about the problem and then start a new account.

What would you do if you were stranded on an island for 5 years?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to find out if there are any inhabitants in order to negotiate about the food. If not, I'd have to learn how to hunt animals.

What would you do if Quentin Tarantino offered you money asking if he could make a movie based on your life?

[Fett One]

Ask for the money up front since my life isn't interesting enough to base a movie off of.

What would you do if Nintendo stopped making Pokemon games?

[Knight of Time]

Hmm...that's a tough one. I'd probably have a mixed response to that decision (glad and sad at the same time that they stopped making Pokemon games, especially if it was for the main series of the games).

What would you do if you bought a used game system/game and found it already had data indicating it was completed 100% by its previous owner?

[Fett One]

If possible reset the the game. If not, see if I can exchange it for another copy, otherwise just try to enjoy it.

What would you do if you found out that your best friend is a world renown thief?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Have them get me stuff on a REALLY long list of my wants! Hey, if they are a renowned theif and can get anything, why not use the opportunity? You can't tell me YOU weren't thinkg the same thing!

What would you do if you woke up next to Miss Piggy (just the Muppet, no strange man's hand up her) and found out what you did to the puppet the night before while you were completely hammered?

[Fett One]

Destroy any and all evidence and then never, ever let anyone find out.

What would you do if you found out that you are allergic to your pet?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd hand the pet to another good home and start doing ASB and AC/CC more seriously. Internet detachment!

What would you do if your least favorite song was stuck inside your head making you unable not to hear it?

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Enjoy it!

What would you do if you werre set up on a blind date who turned out to be Snooki? And on top of that you cannot sneak off and leave because the date is on one of those mystery train party events.

[Fett One]

Pretend to have a good time and then avoid her forever afterwards.

What would you do if you fell into a well and the person that rescued you died in the process of saving you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Tell the person's family and friends what happened, weeping.

What would you do if you saw the ringu video on your computer screen all of a sudden one night? (a word of warning, you may freak out when you click the link and watch that)

[Fett One]

Assume I've been up too long and go to bed.

What would you do if you forgot how to speak your native language?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Speak English or Swedish instead, I guess my Finnish friends and relatives would have to brush up what they learned at school a little bit.

What would you do if you lost the ability to read?