[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted, instead they make the less familiar areas more familiar.

I wish to have my own suit of iron man armor.

[zap the electric master]

Granted but it will not work.
I wish for a bar of platinum.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you get a bar that reads 'platinum' but when you touch it it appears to be of your least favourite chocolate.

I wish I could run supersonic.

[Fett One]

Granted but your limited to 2 seconds every other week.

I wish for an unlimited supply of peanut butter flavored ice-cream.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it comes in flimsy packaging, and as a result, taking it out of the freezer doesn't look like a good idea.

I wish I had a total immunity to substances that are poisonous, corrosive, or flammable.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now regular food is poisonous to you, you start melting when you touch anything not corrosive, and are exposed to hypothermia in normal conditions.

I wish for a pet herbivore dinosaur.

[Fett One]

Granted. The amount of money needed to pay for it's food is so tremendous that it bankrupts you, which leaves you living on the street and you end up on eating the dinosaur to avoid starving to death.

I wish jobs were completely unnecessary to survive life.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, it becomes impossible to survive life without an endless amount of education.

I wish I was a master car driver with no history of accidents or brushes with the law.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You don't have any history at all, and that makes you super suspicious.

I wish I never made typos and grammatical errors, no matter what the language was.

[Fett One]

Granted, you can type perfectly in any language but you can now only talk in sentence fragments no matter what language you speak.

I wish to own a cosmic tube

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The moment you open up the packaging, it traps you inside permanently.

I wish I had a more powerful DVD player with USB connectivity, to eventually replace my current one.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, but due to its power, it overheats so quickly you'll only be able to watch movies for 10 minutes before it shuts down automatically to cool down.

I wish reggaeton didn't exist.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It's now replaced by an even more disgusting dance.

I wish my friends didn't have so many anime series to suggest me for watching. I never have time to watch them all.

[Fett One]

Granted. They no longer have any animes to suggest but they now have a ton of western animation to suggest.

I wish Anakin Skywalker managed to avoid turning into Darth Vader.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the poor Chewbacca gets turned into Darth Vader instead.

I wish for an original VII Generation Pokemon game series which doesn't have an evil organization against the player at all (akin to Team Rocket, Team Plasma or anything similar)

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, the 7th generation also lacks other important staples, including the 8 gyms, the Elite Four and Champion, a rival, other Pokemon trainers, and even the Pokedex.

I wish the next season of Let's Make a Deal would have many more Zonks than ever.

[Fett One]

Granted, now it has nothing but Zonks.

I wish Fox will make a Married With Children reunion movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but because, by coincidence, it was I who had to grant your wish, I didn't invent any negative outcome from Married With Children reunion movie, this resulted on me getting banned from Twisted Wishes game for all eternity.

I wish for a perfect Chinese character dictionary.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But the price of the dictionary is so incredibly high, that you cannot afford it.

I wish I could get a 100% accurate glimpse of what the weather will be for the day that would be exactly one week from today.

[Fett One]

Granted but you develop a short term memory problem that causes you to forget by the time the day arrives.

I wish The next Star Wars movie doesn't retell the story of one of the previous movies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Instead, it retells the story of the last Spider-Man movie.

I wish I wouldn't have to wait for my wish to get granted so long as I had to wait last time.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Your wish is granted before you can even wish it.

I wish I wouldn't get thinker's or writer's block when I attempt to twist a wish that would otherwise seem a little too tough to understand.

[Fett One]

Granted. Instead you get hungers block wish prevents you from eating until you are done writing a twisted wish.

I wish the petition to have the Deadpool movie edited to be PG13 fails.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they edit it to be PG13 without the petition.

I wish I could turn animals into Pokemon.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but all of the animals-turned-Pokemon decide to disobey you, and as a result, not even a single Gym Badge would enable you to control them.

I wish that Nintendo wouldn't make the requirement for 100% completion in a video game so incredibly time consuming.

[Fett One]

Granted. 100% completion is now quick but incredibly boring so people stop playing the games and Nintendo goes out of business as a result.

I wish Amazon offered the discount on video games to non Amazon Prime members.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now you get cheap video games by drowning yourself into the Amazon river.

I wish to learn touch typing.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But soon after your training is completed, you are given a computer where each time you press a key, a random letter, number, or symbol comes up instead of what is shown on the key.

I wish that there would be some new versions made of a couple of games here in GGG.

[Fett One]

Granted but the rules are so different in the new versions that no one is interested in playing

I wish travel to other planets was possible.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. The gravitational force of the planets everyone visits kills them in slow and horrific ways that take hours to end. Earth is then left unpopulated.

I wish I had a pet squirrel!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, it is a cute squirrel in the daytime, but when the night comes, it turns into your least favourite horror movie character.

I wish I was Bowser.

[Fett One]

Granted but everything you do is now ruined by Mario and Luigi

I wish to own an indestructible shield just like Captain America's.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it's so heavy that you can't even hold it with one or both hands.

I wish there was a book on the market about what life would be like if people had no freedom.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it's a boring book three thousand pages long and everyone is forced to read it at school in mere ten days.

I wish I always ended up ordering music I actually like.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. But it is all pirated and you are arrested and sentenced to 100867889878985678766787665678877778877 years in prison. You are up for parole in the year 3030.

I wish I had a giant lollipop!

[Fett One]

Granted but its poop flavored and you must finish it before you are allowed to have anything else to eat.

I wish for a live action Batman Beyond movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's super exciting and too long to hold on, so 75% of the audience pees in their pants during the movie.

I wish I could have Elsa's abilities from Frozen.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up becoming Elsa for the rest of your life. As of now, looks like you're not Mikachu Yukitatsu anymore!

I wish you guys would not talk about disgusting stuff here.

[Fett One]

Granted. All conversations in this game cease resulting in this game ending up in limbo.

I wish The new X-Files show is a huge success so it gets renewed for another season.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But you, Fett One, can't view that because you live in the Star Wars universe.

I wish people never laughed at me.