Wow. Pichu Luver, I applaud you. This deliciously incomprehensible slice of prose made me laugh harder than I have in quite some time. I'll have to read it a few more times to begin to understand exactly which characters were on each side of the war, as well as who betrayed whom along the way. In any case, though, I thoroughly enjoyed this.
Thank you so much! You clearly put a lot of thought into how to put this together. Well, either that, or you're just very good at fooling me. One way or another, thank you again for the gift! It was great.