Yeah, actually that movie did suck. Only the name was good.

How about Innervisions?

Nah, Poetry Corner is an obvious and appropriate name.

So Andy, on to a lighter note, how were those two poems?

Yours was a damn fine limerick! The French deserve it.

Ok, me make new material. This is a very altered version of Sliver by Nirvana. The first verse is the same, but the rest is very twisted. Just some contempt for pop music.

EDIT: Say Tara, when the hell did you start getting into Guns'N'Roses? Ooh, so you like ol' Axl Rose, hey?! In that case, check out their album Appetite For Destruction. It's the one with Civil War, Paradise City and, of couse, Sweet Child Of Mine, featuring Slash's best riff ever and Axl's best lyrics/vocals by far.


Mum and dad went to a show
Dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
Begged and screamed
Said please, no
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

They made me watch darn MTV
And on the screen was Britney
Half-naked
I nearly choked
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

She said "My God! Stop your crying!"
She kept it on, couldn't deny
That she loved
The gay boy bands on MTV
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

After dinner I had to pee
And I did, on the TV
They didn't know
They were half-asleep
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone