Chapter 2: The Annoying and Persistent Celebi of the Christmas Past
“Blast…” Brian grumbled in a non-interested fashion after what the Celebi had announced. He was sitting on his bed with his arms folded. “Why me of all people?”
“(Well, I could tell you what happened in your Christmas past using a list and such),” the Celebi cooed cutely. “(But then you’d say, ‘That’s not true!’ because I don’t have any pictures. Instead, we’re going time travelling).”
“Oh, bug,” Brian moaned as he looked at his alarm clock that was placed next to his lamp. It was two o’clock in the morning. “If you must, wait for me downstairs. I need to change my clothes. I’ll be five minutes.”
The Celebi nodded in acknowledgement. Using her psychic abilities she flew towards the door and exited the room.
An hour later, a familiar bright light flashed inside Brian’s room. It quickly disappeared revealing the same Celebi, now with an angry look on her face. To add more of her anger, she found Brian sleeping on his bed, with his face resting on the pillow. “(Lazy son of a)…” she snarled before poking him on the side of his body, stirring him in his sleep.
“Wha…?” Brian grumbled sleepily.
“(You said you’d be five minutes)!” Celebi squealed angrily. “(It’s been an hour)!”
“I take it that you can’t accept the hint. A man’s got to have his sleep,” Brian grumbled as he got himself into a seated position.
Still angry, Celebi glowed a bright light and then disappeared, much to Brian’s delight… until she reappeared again this time holding a frying pan. Brian’s eyes widened with shock as she slammed the weapon onto his head, making him yell in pain after taking the hit. “I’m not going to win this, am I?” he asked as rubbed his throbbing head.
Celebi smiled cheekily, shaking her head signalling a no.
Deep inside a forest, a flash of light appeared, quickly revealing to be Brian, now dressed in his usual attire, and Celebi. They both sat on a tree branch and looked around, wondering where they were. “(Huh? This isn’t the place I was thinking of),” Celebi cooed.
“You’re a time traveller and you don’t know what you’re doing or where you’re going?” Brian asked feeling a little miffed.
“(It’s… my first day),” Celebi replied sheepishly before disappearing.
“Oh… flip,” Brian said feeling frustrated. She quickly reappeared, this time carrying a pair of binoculars. She looked into the small lenses. “What do you see?” he asked.
“(Some people wearing very short skirts),” Celebi answered unsurely.
“Hmm… 1960s. The hippie ages,” Brian said in a thinking manner. “I didn’t exist in that year but I wouldn’t mind sticking around.”
“(Not girls, Brian! Men)!”
“Spandaux Ballet, 1983,” Brian said. “Close, but I didn’t exist.”
“(Nope).”
“Gimme that!” Brian said annoyingly, snatching the item the green fairy was holding. He looked inside the small lenses. What he saw surprised him, there were a number of men dressed in armour and helmets. They were armed with shields, spears and swords while standing behind a small wall. And, of course, they were also wearing skirts. “Romans!” he said in a surprised fashion. “You took us centuries away from my past!”
“(Something I spotted here, Brian),” Celebi cooed. “(I think I spotted a guy that looks just like you).”
“Let’s see,” Brian said as he looked back into the small lenses again, this time to search for the possible look-alike. “What was he wearing?”
“(All black, armour and everything),” Celebi replied.
It didn’t take long for Brian to spot the person in black clothing. It matched everything Celebi described except…
“He looks nothing like me,” Brian muttered loudly with his eyes narrowed.
Celebi rolled her eyes, showing her disbelief towards Brian’s stubbornness. “(Fine! We’ll take a closer look)!” Celebi squealed angrily as she grabbed Brian by the hand.
“Don’t bo…” Brian said but was interrupted when they disappeared simultaneously, courtesy of Celebi’s teleporting abilities.
“…ther,” he finished. He found himself sitting in an open field with his back next to the wall, still with Celebi, which he found unfortunate. Celebi pressed her finger on her lips as she signalled Brian to look up. As he did, he saw the person who Celebi described as his look-alike.
“Just brilliant,” the man in black armour grumbled in a moody tone.
“What is it, o centurion?” a roman soldier standing next to him asked.
“We’re facing a horde of ginger red maniacs with wild Mareeps nesting in their huge beards… or put it another way, the Scots,” the centurion said in somewhat arrogant tone. “And how does out inspired Caesar intend to keep out this vast army of nutcases?” he continued as he looked down. “By building a three-foot high wall. Terrifying obstacle. As frightening as a little Togepi with the word ‘boo!’ painted on its nose.”
The soldier was slightly startled at that remark. Another soldier came by. “O centurion, there seems to be a large orange hedge moving towards us,” he said.
“That’s not a hedge, Leglus,” the centurion replied in a somewhat calm tone. “It’s the Scots.”
Sure enough, a large number of men with ginger hair and beards were running towards them yelling out their battle cries. They had black markings and symbols on different parts of their bodies and were wearing loincloths and other rugged clothes.
“(Should we disappear now, Brian)?” Celebi cooed nervously as she saw the charging Scots.
“Yes…” Brian moaned, feeling irritable as he gave her a dull glare. “Any time you’re ready.”
“Perhaps we could negotiate!” the centurion yelled to the Scots. “First one here gets broken to pieces by Black Jack’s great, great grandfather!”
Celebi shut her eyes tightly while clinging herself onto him. They glowed vigorously green while Brian showed a sarcastically cheeky smile as he waved the Scots goodbye. The attacking Scot aimed his weapon at them but they disappeared, making him miss his target by an inch.
They teleported somewhere different in a future far from the roman ages, not far from Brian’s present time. They both looked around. It was a dark snowy night and the place looked like a small neighbourhood, consisting of white small houses. “I remember this place. I wonder what this place was called,” Brian said trying to remember. His eyes of curiosity turned into dismay after he took a few short seconds to remember it. “Oh no!”
He turned towards Celebi, who was flying towards one of the houses. “Celebi, not there,” Brian said, chasing her.
She stopped as she reached one of the houses to peep inside a window and Brian did the same, not that he was interested. What was they saw inside was a room with a wooden floor, white walls and ceiling. There were a number of types of furniture and Christmas decorations inside that room. Also inside the room were two men and a woman. One of them held a close resemblance to Brian. “(I take it that the guy in black is you, Brian),” Celebi cooed. The woman was wearing some typical housewife clothing while the other man was wearing a pair of glasses, a grey woolly jumper and a pair of thick brown jeans.
“And unfortunately, those other two people are my parents,” Brian said with a dull frown. “This was about five years ago before you rudely disturbed me.”
“Well, I’ll get our dinner ready, dears,” the past Brian’s mother said happily as she walked into the kitchen.
“Thanks, hon,” the father said coolly. “While you’re at it, Brian and I can have a nice father and son chat.”
“Sorry, dad, change of plans,” the past Brian replied with a blank expression. “I’m of to shoot myself for coming here.”
“Now, now, son. It’s been such a long time since you came here to see your old folks. Tell me what’s wrong.”
“Too many bad memories. Like the one Christmas time when you drank too much eggnog and threw up all over me. The year before that, you said you’d get the presents for the family but you forgot and put the blame on me, causing me to be berated by our other relatives. A couple of years before that, you forced me to dress up like some pink fairy after finding out cousin Earl was suffering from a cold when he wasn’t and…”
“Okay, son, okay,” the father said. “I understand that you had some bad moments during Christmas but who doesn’t?”
“No one does, only me. You should also understand that no one should be sad on Christmas…”
“Yes, all right. This year, we’ll do whatever you want, son. What will it be?”
“As I told you before, I wanted to spend a little quality time with just me, boring myself for the next twelve days but since that’s out of the window because of your pesistent begging, I’ll just settle down and have a nice quiet holiday with my parents… and only my parents.”
A small sweat drop trickled down on the side of the father’s face. “Uh… son,” he said nervously.
Ding-dong!
Suspicious of that sound, Brian looked at his father with narrowed eyes. “I hope you don’t mind, Brian…” the father said sheepishly. “I invited a few more friends over already… after that conversation we had.”
Brian quickly walked out of the room in an attempt to lock the door and yell the words, “No one’s here!” But he was too late; his mother was already there, opening the door to reveal a number of people and pokemon singing their Christmas carols.
Jingle Bells
Vileplume smells
Chansey laid an egg
Zangoose thinks
Seviper stinks
The Spanish trainer yells “Ole!”
As they continued singing, the past Brian had a shocked look on his face with so much dismay. “That’s it. I’m going to Scrooge School,” he grumbled as he quickly walked away with a dull look on his face. After seeing everything, Celebi and the present Brian walked away from the house.
“That was the last time I ever saw them. Good riddance because even when I tried, something bad happens,” Brian said. “All I asked was for things to go my way. But no, everyone has to get their fun and I have to clean up.”
“(Hey, your parents didn’t know that you wanted to be alone),” Celebi squealed crossly.
“Doesn’t hurt to ask first, does it?”
(Plus, your parents were showing you what great friends you have).”
“Friends? Friends!?” Brian barked turning towards her, sounding a little louder when he said his second word. “All they want is my attention so they can talk about their talent, asking for my opinions and some show contracts! Even when I told them my opinions, they disagree with me no matter how smart my suggestions are. Take you for example: I’ve been giving you hints that I don’t want to be part of this stupid adventure and yet you keep on pestering me about something that’s already happened and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
A perplexed look was on the face of Celebi. “(Nope, didn’t catch any of that),” she cooed. “(The problem here is that you think that bad things happen to you on Christmas)…”
“Go on, babble on for no reason,” Brian mumbled as he turned his back towards her.
“(Let’s face it, bad things just happen to people, you can’t deny that. Things like that could happen to anyone any day, any night. You just got to lighten up a little bit because it may bring some funny memories… like the time when you had to dress up like a fairy).”
Brian angrily his attention back at the green fairy, who was giggling at that memory. “I knew you were going to mention that!” Brian said loudly, pointing at her. She quickly grasped his finger and glowed vigorously, much to Brian’s surprise.
The next thing he noticed was that he was standing in a studio and Celebi was no longer there. “I have no clue where I am,” he said to himself. “But at least the Celebi’s gone… I hope.”
He felt a clawed paw grasping his shoulder. He turned around and saw a big brown bear with a yellow ring on his belly. “An Ursaring?” he said.
“C’mon, Brian, you’re on next,” the Ursaring growled in perfect English.
“Wha…? You talk human talk?” Brian asked in shock as some cheesy music was sounded from the background.
“It’s English actually. Now go on already!”
“Wait a minute, what exactly am I doing here?”
Without even answering, the Ursaring shoved him into another part of the studio. There were large cameras pointing at him, much to his unpleasant shock. To add more to it, there were no humans in the audience, only pokemon. Some of the crowd were applauding him were others were booing him. He looked at the stage he was standing on, which looked decent enough to have a celebrity talk show. It had a bluish purple floor, comfy sofas, a wooden desk with a TV set placed on it. Sitting at the desk was a pink cat-like creature… Mew.
The little Mew motioned for Brian to come towards, which Brian did with a confused look on his face. He went to shake Mew by the paw. As he did, the little Mew flew up to his face and playfully kissed him on the lips, much to his shock. She gleefully pointed upwards, Brian looked at the direction Mew was pointing at and saw a mistletoe hanging from the ceiling above them. “Don’t tell me,” Brian said with a frown as he looked back at her. “You must be…”
“(Yep! I’m the Christmas Mew of the present)!” the little Mew cooed excitedly.
Brian showed his trademark frown. “Oh, it just keeps on getting better and better…”
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