Oh it's easy to get started here:

1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.

Oh wait, those were the instructions for what Ben's gift to Asi should be.

ANYWAY! We're not that crazy, or possessive, we just enjoy having new playthings to torment in a fictional setting created and inflated by our dark twisted minds. That being said, it really is a wonder why you haven't joined us sooner, Gavin.