[GAME] My Pokemon Wins Yours!

[Fett One]

Government, because without the government to make money, people won't be able to provide the tithe.

[Knight of Time]

The various parties, because without them, we wouldn't have any kind of government.

[Fett One]

Money, because the people in the parties can't get elected without money to pay for their campaigns.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Inflation, because that makes the money lose its worth.

[Fett One]

Space bugs because they are infecting our governments and making them inflate currency as well as other things. (I'm curios to see if anyone gets what I'm referencing)

[Knight of Time]

Outer space because it's where these space bugs are undoubtedly from. (sorry Fett One, but I don't really get the reference. If you want, you can PM me to tell me more)

[Fett One]

U.S.S. Enterprise because it makes traversing outer space easy.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Cosmog because who needs a ship when you can use wormholes?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Magikarp because Cosmog cannot learn Tackle.

[Fett One]

Gyrados, the only reason to ever own a Magikarp.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Gyarados, because that is the correct and offical English way to spell that Pokemon name.

[Fett One]

Dictionary because without one,you would never know the correct spelling of words.

[Knight of Time]

String, because without it, a book like a dictionary would fall apart.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

An iPad because paper books are quickly becoming harder to find!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Bill Gates because Steve Jobs is dead.

[Fett One]

IBM because without IBM to buy DOS, Bill Gates never would of become rich.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Coca Cola because it's more valuable as a brand than IBM.

[Fett One]

Water because it's better for you than coke

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Milk because every baby needs milk.

[Fett One]

Moms, because without moms there wouldn't be any milk for the babies.

[Knight of Time]

Grandparents, because they make good babysitters when a kid's parents are busy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Toys, because kids love to play with toys.

[Fett One]

Hasbro, because it's a major company that makes those toys.

[Knight of Time]

Monopoly, because it's the most well-known Hasbro board game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Chess, because chess is the king of board games and the board game of kings.

[Fett One]

King Arthur because he is considered one of the greatest kings ever.

[Knight of Time]

A queen, because no king would be able to consider himself "complete" without one.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Throne, because without a queen the king is like a king without a throne.

[Fett One]

Castle, because a throne isn't worth much without a place to put it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Toad, because 'our Princess is in another castle'.

[Fett One]

Mario, without him the Princess will never be rescued.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Sonic, because his games are faster than Mario's.

[Fett One]

Eggman because without a villain Sonic wouldn't have anyone to fight.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A frying pan because you can make some tasty omelet from eggs with it.

[Knight of Time]

Princess Toadstool as a playable character in Super Mario RPG, because her strongest weapon is a frying pan.

[Fett One]

Princess Peach since that's the name she is best known by.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mandarin because not only is Mandarin a tasty fruit but also a language with 960 million native speakers.

[Knight of Time]

Orange, because not only is it a fruit (and yes Mikachu, I'm quite sure you were referring to mandarin oranges), it's also one of only three colours with no rhyming word.

[Fett One]

Red, because you can't make orange without the color red.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Yellow, because that's the other colour you need when you have to make orange.