[GAME] My Pokemon Wins Yours!

[Knight of Time]

Having your own clothing line, because then you can potentially make a lot of money from selling your own personally made clothes, if people like them that is.

[Fett One]

Millions of dollars because without capital you can't start a clothing business.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Happiness because money can't buy happiness.

[Fett One]

Family because you can't have true happiness without family.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A big apartment because you have to have something where to house the family.

[Fett One]

A house because it can fit more people/stuff than an apartment.

[Blademaster]

A pyramid, because if you're going to live larger than your needs warrant, you might as well go completely overkill while you're at it.

[Mr. Madister]

A monolith, since they predate pyramids (in 2001, at least)

[Fett One]

The moon because a house on the moon beats everything else.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ganymedes, one of the moons of planet Jupiter, since it's the biggest moon in our solar system. Bigger than planet Mercury.

[Blademaster]

Archimedes, since unlike Ganymedes, that's actually someone's name.

[Knight of Time]

Knuckles (the Echidna), because in the comics he ironically has a friend and mentor named Archimedes (a fire ant that surprisingly, can breathe fire).

[Fett One]

Dr. Robotnik because you got to love the original bad boy of Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Blademaster]

Dr. Wily because at least a few of his robots have been successful versus Robotnik's one (who constantly rebels and kicks his ass anyway).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Dr. Phil because his super popular TV show is much more well-known that any of Dr. Wily's cartoon appearances. Plus, he could perhaps solve the mental problems of any mad scientist.

[Fett One]

Oprah because Dr. Phil wouldn't even be famous if it wasn't for her.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Maury Povitch because he's been on TV longer than BOTH Dr Phil and Oprah and he's married to Connie Chung!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, because unlike with a TV, with a phone you can actually interact with a person of your own choice even from the other side of the planet!

[Fett One]

Benjamin Franklin because with out him discovering electricity the phone wouldn't exist.

[Knight of Time]

A kite, because if it had never been invented, electricity may not have been discovered as easily.

[mr_pikachu]

A plane, because it can fly even if the wind isn't blowing.

[Blademaster]

A spaceship, because it doesn't even need AIR to fly.

[Fett One]

Fuel because no vehicle can operate without fuel.

[mr_pikachu]

The economy, because that's the reason why people can't afford fuel now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Politicians, because they always seem to know what to do to get the economics turn up.

[Fett One]

Cover ups, because that's the only reason most politicians still have their jobs.

[Blademaster]

Phoenix Wright. Because his job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be.

[mr_pikachu]

Pokémon, because those games have sold many more copies than the Phoenix Wright series.

[Knight of Time]

The Super Mario series, because those games have sold even more copies than the Pokemon games.

[Fett One]

Pacman because it's even better known than Mario.

[mr_pikachu]

Ghosts, because they can kill Pacman and leave Mrs. Pacman widowed.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Light, because if you follow the light when you die, you may avoid being turned into a ghost.

[Fett One]

Black Hole because it has the ability to capture light

[Blademaster]

Neutron decay, because eventually even a black hole will erode into nothing.

[Knight of Time]

Tooth decay, because this is one kind of decay people would want to avoid at all costs.

[mr_pikachu]

Toothpaste, because it can fight tooth decay. (Did that even need to be explained?)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Copypaste, because you can use those keys to bring on interesting stories to read.

[Blademaster]

Typing, because stop being a lazyass and write it out yourself.

[mr_pikachu]

Talking, because you can communicate much more quickly that way.

[Fett One]

Phones because you can talk to anyone anywhere.