[GAME] My Pokemon Wins Yours!

[Fett One]

The Empire because it covers half a galaxy.

[Blademaster]

Tengen Toppa Gurran Lagaan, because it can take your piddly little galaxy and THROW it into another one.

[Knight of Time]

Marvin the Martian's Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, because if it was 10 times stronger, it could destroy the entire galaxy.

[Fett One]

Bugs Bunny because he always stops Marvin the Martian from using his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mickey Mouse because he is older than Bugs Bunny.

[Knight of Time]

Walt Disney, because if it weren't for him, Mickey Mouse and the entire Disney company wouldn't exist.

[Fett One]

Marvel Comics because if it wasn't for them Disney wouldn't have the third largest grossing movie of all time.

[Blademaster]

DC Comics because Superman will always find a way to godmode his way to victory over even Marvel's mightiest. Seriously, Supes stopped Thor's hammer. By CATCHING it. What an overpowered jerk.

[Knight of Time]

Archie Comics because they have published more comic book series than just the many, various series of comics featuring Archie and/or his friends.

[Fett One]

Batgod aka Batman, since he can beat anyone (just ask the crazy obsessed fans)

[Blademaster]

Entropy, because everyone and everything dies eventually.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A Death Note because you can use that to control the time when and the occasion where someone dies.

[Knight of Time]

God, because he is the real one who determines when someone dies.

[Blademaster]

Friedrich Nietzsche, because "God is dead."

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

René Descartes because he is the father of the modern western philosophy.

[WAR ANVIL]

Rosseau, because he's always right.

Usually.

[Fett One]

Women, because they can never allow men to be right. lol

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Miss Universe because she at least should be more beautiful than any other lady.

[Blademaster]

Lizzie Velasquez, because beauty is subjective.

[Fett One]

Mystique because as a shape shifter she can look however she wants

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Drawing skills because if you can draw you can create a character who can look however you want.

[Knight of Time]

Paint (the Windows program), because the latest version allows you to make art more complicated than a drawing.

[Fett One]

Photoshop can you can edit real photos to look how you want, instead o using drawings.

[Blademaster]

Clay. Because even a marvel of painting is still restricted to just 2 dimensions.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Clay animation, it adds movement to clay.

[Fett One]

CGI because you can do a lot more (animation wise) then with clay.

[Blademaster]

Magnets, because they can and will wreck your computer if you stick them to it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Electrons, because magnetism is based on their movement.

[Fett One]

Protons because they are the opposite of Electrons.

[Blademaster]

String theory because atomic models are so 20th century.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Scissors, you can cut string with them.

[Fett One]

Rocks because they always beat scissors.

[Knight of Time]

A sledgehammer, because it can not just beat rocks, but CRUSH them too.

[Blademaster]

Paper, because it covers rock and a sledgehammer is nothing but a glorified rock on a stick.

[Fett One]

Fire because it can destroy paper in seconds.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Fire extinguisher, it extinguishes fire.

Originality lol

[Blademaster]

A nailgun. That fire extinguisher can't work if there's a hole in it.

[Knight of Time]

An Electrolaser. If misused, it can virtually disable any electronic device permanently in one shot.

[Fett One]

EMP. It can disable the laser from a distant.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Home-made clothes because if you can make clothes you can design even more individual ones than those ordered from EMP.

*crosses fingers this is not advertising*