[GAME] My Pokemon Wins Yours!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Welcome to My Pokemon Wins Yours!

OK, the title may be a little misleading, but let me explain.

Simply you see an awesome thing someone has posted, and post another thing that is even more avesome and why. Like this:

Player 1:
Pokemon since why, why would I be here at TPM if I didn't like Pokemon.

Player 2:
Super Mario because it's older than Pokemon, as a video game series.

Player 3:
Bowser since he often beats Super Mario.

Player 4:
Sephiroth because I think he is a more powerful bad guy than Bowser.

So let's begin!

Sailor Mercury/Mizuno Ami since her IQ is 300.

[BTPoke]

Alakazam since he has an IQ of 5000 (somehow can only learn 4 moves in the games, though. Idk, he should have an ability or something that allows him to have one more move slot)

[Fett One]

Houndoom because it can easily beat an Alakazam in battle.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Houndour because it is cuter than Houndoom.

[classy_cat18]

Hitmonlee because it can literally kick Houndour's ass.

[Blademaster]

Bruce Lee. Because he can kick AND punch. And do about 7 million other things that will kill you.

[Fett One]

Indiana Jones because he can shoot Bruce Lee before he can get close enough to use martial arts.

[DarkestLight]

The Smurfs, because even Indy can't name all 10,003 of them

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Papa Smurf because he is the leader of all the other Smurfs.

[Fett One]

Sabertooth Tiger, because even a Papa Smurf is no match for this animal in a fight.

[classy_cat18]

A pack of raptors, because they're too smart for just one Sabertooth Tiger. Organized, too.

[Knight of Time]

Jason Lee Scott/The (first) Red Mighty Morphin Power Ranger because his first Zord was based on a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[Fett One]

Godzilla because even a Power Ranger can't beat the king of all monsters.

[Blademaster]

Destoroyah, because it was powerful enough to kill Godzilla Jr. and destabilize Godzilla himself enough to bring him down.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Nuclear radiation because it actually can create a new Godzilla through mutation, you see, without it there wouldn't be a Godzilla to be brought down by Destoroyah.

[Fett One]

Radiation suits since they can protect people from the radiation.

[Blademaster]

A wrecking ball, because hazmat suits can't save you from a few thousand pounds of blunt iron force.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A long reach excavator since they can reach the upper stories of buildings and demolish them in a rather controlled fashion unlike a wrecking ball.

[Knight of Time]

An anti-gravity device, because at full power, it can dislodge multiple buildings from the ground at once, as shown in "Sky Turtles", a TMNT episode.

[Fett One]

Anti Gravity Boots since they render the wearer immune to the device.

[Blademaster]

Elves. They make shoes. Without the elves, boots wouldn't exist.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Sauron from J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Lord of the Rings' for in the fires of Mt. Doom Sauron was able to create the One Ring, which was evil and able to control the original Rings of Power forged by Noldorin Elves in Eriador during the Second Age.

[Fett One]

The Mandarin (an Ironman villain) because he has ten rings of power

[Knight of Time]

The Sega Genesis RPG game, Sword of Vermillion, which has 16 rings (8 good, 8 evil) you have to collect to finish the game.

[Blademaster]

A Winchester rifle. Never bring a sword to a gunfight, Genesis.

[Fett One]

An AK-47 because it's better than 95% of all guns

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A bazooka because it shoots freaking rockets which can take down entire large vehicles easier than you can do with an AK-47.

[Blademaster]

A foundry. Toss that bazooka into a crucible and see which one is the last one standing.

[Fett One]

An atomic bomb because nothing can withstand that.

[Knight of Time]

Atomic Bomberman, because no Bomberman in that game can survive a single bomb explosion, and if they did, they wouldn't let out a scream or a agonizing cry upon death as a random thing happens to their robotic body, such as them getting beheaded, going to pieces, getting burned up, etc.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

The Sims, although it's the only video game series I hate, you have to admit it's more popular as a videogame series than the Bomberman series.

[Fett One]

Final Fantasy because it's even more popular than the Sims.

[Knight of Time]

Legend of Zelda because Link tops all FF characters in just about every character battle on GameFAQs.

[Blademaster]

IGN, because even shitty biased bought-out video game websites have more credit than the den of 13 year-olds and mental defects that constitutes 95% of GameFAQs' userbase.

[Fett One]

G4 because it's probably a better place to go to for video game news than IGN.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A videogame shop since you can actually get the games there instead of just reading news about them.

[Knight of Time]

A department store because they have more items you can buy than just video games.

[Fett One]

Amazon since it has a larger selection than a department store.

[Blademaster]

Nile because it's longer than Amazon.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Volga because even today, Russia covers an area bigger than the Egyptian Civilization ever had.