[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted, all your inventions work but your inventions are things that people aren't interested in buying, such as an automated nose picker or teddy bear that can only say negative things about a person.

I wish to own a triceratops.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. David Yost comes along and gives you the remains of his Triceratops Dinozord, asking you if you can help him get it working again after years of being in the junk heap.

I wish the Dragonzord would be summoned by Tommy Oliver the next time he appears on a season of Power Rangers (and hopefully Jason David Frank will once again reprise his role as Tommy).

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, but he does it as the Green Ranger when he was a villain and defeats the Power Rangers.

I wish COVID19 finally subsides and all the restrictions and regulations that came with it get lifted once and for all.

[Fett One]

Granted but the very next day a brand new virus that's even deadlier emerges and the restrictions are immediately put back in place.

I wish to learn kung fu.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, your learn kung fu but the only body part you can use is your tongue.

I wish to learn every language in the world.

[Fett One]

Granted, you learn how to read and write all the languages but can't speak any of them.

I wish to become the world's greatest swordsman.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you are challenged to a duel by Link and quickly defeated, as his Master Sword somehow defeats you in a single hit.

I wish there was an island with enough bananas to satisfy a barrel of monkeys (aka several monkeys all living on that island).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but those monkeys eat so much bananas that they can't live in trees anymore because they are too fat.

I wish to become a shinigami captain.

[Fett One]

Oddly enough, I'm currently watching Bleach (for the first time) so I knew what you were referring to without even having to click on the link.

Granted but your Zanpakutō only possesses the power to make your own hair grow longer, which interferes with your fighting skills (because your hair gets in the way), causing you to be the weakest of the 13 captains.

I wish cable television becomes free.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but every channel you get with it is in black and white.

I wish several famous dead celebrities would come back to life when Donald Trump dies so that the world's loss of him is a gain for the fans of dead celebrities who were very much loved.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, too bad Donald Trump himself is among those revived celebrities.

I wish I was a high priest in ancient Egypt.

[Fett One]

Granted but you develop an allergy to cats, which causes the people of Egypt to think you are actually a devil in disguise. As such they have you killed and your remains cursed to eternal punishment.

I wish to revolutionize the entertainment industry.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You become a comedian that tells jokes, but on your first gig your audience groans at your jokes, booing you off the stage as they tell you your jokes severely lack originality.

I wish we had a very reliable bug zapper outside my house to eliminate as much of the mosquito population as possible.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it costs so much that buying it drives you bankrupt and on top of that, there will be no mosquitos at all this summer so it's completely useless.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

[Fett One]

Granted but you still have to twist the wishes. Causing bad things to happen to yourself, along with the good, drives you to drink which makes you make even more twisted wishes which leads to even more drinking, thus trapping you in a loop of drinking and making twisted wishes.

I wish it's impossible for people to become alcoholics.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Alcoholic beverages end up disappearing everywhere, much to the annoyance of the people who enjoy getting drunk, forcing them to find something new to give them a "high".

I wish there was a real life version of one or more of Link's strength enhancing items, with the ability to increase the physical strength of the wearer like in the games.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. All Link's items from the Legend of Zelda series appear in real life, but Mikachu Yukitatsu and Fett One manage to acquire most of them leaving you only the weakest items making you the WEAKEST LINK.

I wish to become the co-chief executive officer and chief content officer for Netflix, Inc. instead of Ted Sarandos.

[Fett One]

Knight of Time, I'll be willing rent out some of Link's items to you for the right price. Mwa-ha-ha!

Getting back to the game; Granted but your lack of experience running a company causes Netflix to go out of business within your first month on the job, making you the second most hated man in the world (I won't let you dethrone my number 1 pick for this position) for ruining people's entertainment.

I wish to be able to work from home forever.

[Knight of Time]

I know of a place to farm LOTS of rupees, and it's possible to upgrade even the weakest items, so that they're not so weak (I will say this though; you two know how to make me crack up).

Back to the game...granted. But this causes you to lose all of your real life friends as your work causes you to neglect them.

I wish this game had three wishes to grant and twist (and three to make) per post instead of one (just for the record guys, I've played a version of this game on another forum that is three times the fun thanks to its wish concept being tripled in each post).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but soon after that change appeared in the game rules, people become greedy and start demanding even more additional wishes, that is, first they want 3 wishes, then 9 wishes, then 27 wishes, then 81 wishes, then 243 wishes, ad infinitum.

I wish I had a postcount of 1,000,000,000.

[Fett One]

Granted, you hack the site to change your post count to 1,000,000,000 but you get caught and receive a permanent ban from the site.

I wish to have rapid healing like Wolverine.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it only works if you feel multiple kinds of pain at the same time (physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual).

I wish I could permanently forget the beautiful face of someone who hurt me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you'll never forget her clothes and perfume.

I wish I could improve myself mentally in the future.

[Fett One]

Granted, your mental health improves but at the cost of your physical health.

I wish cobras were less deadly

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but harmless snakes become deadly as a result.

I wish Facebook had banned Donald Trump for life instead of banning him for only 2 years.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but he steals your identity and you get banned for life instead of him.

I wish we all three, Fett One, Knight of Time and I could be Digital Monsters so we could have an epic Digimon battle to decide the fate of both Human World and Digimon World.

[Fett One]

Granted but we end up knocking each other out at the same time, causing the fight to end in a draw. None of us get to decide the fate of both worlds; instead a third, unrelated party, takes advantage of us being unconscious, to destroy both worlds.

I wish penguins were better able to defend themselves against humans.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They voluntarily enter a roboticizer (like what Dr. Robotnik/Eggman uses) to turn themselves into Penguinator badniks from Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and their vastly improved sliding ability allows them to severely injure any human daring enough to attack them, making humans wary about the robotic penguins.

I wish I had a communicator with many of my school friends' cell numbers so that I could talk to them before our reunion comes up (it is on July 17th this year as you guys likely remember).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but all of them mistake you for a telemarketer so they don't answer the calls you make.

I wish for a Japanese katana.

[Fett One]

Granted but the katana is magically enchanted so that only someone extremely worthy can pick it up. Unfortunately, you are not worthy enough so the katana is stuck on your doorstep, unable to be moved inside to a display case.

I wish for a movie where Batman goes evil and has to be stopped by the Joker.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Batman and the Joker end up getting zapped by a machine that switches their brains (much like Shredder and Splinter in the TMNT episode The Old Switcheroo), but it doesn't fully eliminate the evil in the Joker or the good in Batman, forcing Batman's allies and enemies to temporarily work together to get them back in their correct bodies.

I wish someone would make a mod of the 2011 version of Sonic CD to make it possible to play as Sonic with Tails following him (if Tails was unlocked already) that would be 100% compatible with the Knuckles mod that adds Knuckles as a third character (so that like in Sonic 3 & Knuckles, it would be possible to play as Sonic & Tails, Sonic, Tails, or Knuckles).

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, the mod is released and It runs with the combined glitches of Sonic 2006 and Sonic Boom.

I wish gamers from every console and PC have a great game to look forward to after the E3.

[Fett One]

Granted, there is only one great game revealed at E3, which causes all of the other companies financial problems since no one is interested in their games.

I wish high speed internet is free.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it is only free if you buy a new TV with an internet browser.

I wish there was a comic strip version of Big Brother composed of several comic strip characters, with Brutus Thornapple (the titular character of The Born Loser) being the first house guest evicted (and also evicted by a unanimous vote by 13 other comic strip characters, including his boss Rancid Veeblefester).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Too bad that among those other 13 comic book characters is Deathstroke who is given a task to kill all the other Big Brother participants and he does this clean and quickly so the show doesn't have time to continue after Brutus Thornapple is evicted. (yes, I may not know anything about this character, I just picked him from the internet, so I just hope I used the guy in a correct context, perhaps Fett One can fill us in)

I wish there weren't ruthless assassins who kill people for money.

[Fett One]

You used Deathstroke correctly.

Granted, instead there are ruthless assassins who kill people for free. Since they are not getting paid, they are less picky about who they kill and kill far more often.

I wish for a brand new, fully CGI (so Clint Eastwood can voice the character) Dirty Harry movie to be made.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the movie ends up getting major computer problems, pushing the movie's production further back with each computer having more problems than the last, thus causing it to eventually be either cancelled or not in CGI.

I wish I could overcome the challenges of being a hopeless romantic before (or if) someone special comes into my life.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted *turns Knight Of Time into a Robot*

I wish Sonic Zap (hypothetical title) becomes the best 3D Sonic game.

[Fett One]

Granted but it becomes so popular that they stop making Sonic games since none can ever top this one.

I wish Fox News would get sued into oblivion for falsely presenting the news.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They get sued by Donald Trump, who takes all their assets (becoming even richer than he already is) and gets his own 24 hour channel as a result.

I wish Donald Trump was sold to a violin string factory where he would have to contend with the endless threat of being turned into violin strings if he caused any trouble (like what could have happened to Sylvester in the Sylvester & Tweety cartoon Tweet & Sour).