Granted, but their schedule changes so that it's only open on Sundays.
I wish the candles on Donald Trump's next birthday cake were replaced with trick candles that would relight themselves every time if he tried to blow them out.
Granted, but their schedule changes so that it's only open on Sundays.
I wish the candles on Donald Trump's next birthday cake were replaced with trick candles that would relight themselves every time if he tried to blow them out.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but because his birthday is on the 14th of June and mine on the 19th of June, the cake delivery company switches them by accident, so I get the one with trick candles.
I wish I could have a huge birthday party together with Fett One, one with a big cake, sweets, lots of friends, a dancing choir, videogames, and anime.
Granted but the party gets out of control so the police arrive and arrest everyone. Thus, we get to spend our birthday in jail.
I wish Monk would get a movie made with the original cast.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but in the movie, Monk has overcome his phobias and other issues so his character isn't sympathetic anymore.
I wish stars were truly eternal.
Granted, all big name actors become immortal and never retire making it harder for new actors to become stars.
I wish Christmas would last for two months.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but Santa Claus ends up disappearing everywhere, causing all the kids around the world to wonder what happened to the big jolly elf.
I wish I had a Christmas gift that money cannot buy.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but for your next birthday, the very same present of time, love, creativity and development gets stolen
I wish to become Santa Claus.
Granted but being Santa means working 24/7, 365 days a year, so there are no days off and no vacations. The lack of free time means you have to give up all of your hobbies and other things that you do to relax. The amount of stress this causes you results in you having a shorter life span and a very early retirement.
I wish Marvel Comics would make a crossover movie with Star Wars.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the movie ends up being cancelled after fans of Marvel Comics end up clashing with fans of Star Wars, causing a huge feud that makes people working with each franchise realize that a crossover would not bode well if the feuding doesn't stop.
I wish I had a collection of official merchandise from various game shows based in the United States or Canada.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but all of them come from new game shows that were cancelled after a couple of episodes and become completely forgotten so nobody really knows what they were about.
I wish for a Christmas miracle.
Granted. For 24 hours the entire world knows peace but the very next day World War 3 begins and lasts 10 years.
I wish to have the power to manipulate time.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it also ends up affecting everyone you know in real life, causing them to either lose their memories of meeting you or turn against you completely.
I wish one of Donald Trump's immediate family would unknowingly give him a present with a stink bomb in it for Christmas.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but Donald Trump's sense of smell is altered so he actually likes the present.
I wish I could program video games.
Granted, you become proficient enough to make the next E.T. game which causes a second video game market crash.
I wish the next Nintendo console is more powerful than the PS5 and Xbox Series X/S.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but its battery life ends up being only fifteen minutes, and the amount of time it takes to fully recharge ends up being 24 hours.
I wish a real life Robin Hood would take all of Donald Trump's money and give it to as many of the world's poor people as possible.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but since Donald Trump is poor now, too, he gets the sympathy of the people and is elected the President of the United States again.
I wish to learn kung fu.
Granted but it takes you ten years to advance to each new stage of your training.
I wish Luke Skywalker makes an appearance in the Book of Boba Fett.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. He appears in a future episode, but the series is cancelled before the episode can air.
I wish Binky the Clown, Bozo the Clown, and Krusty the Clown would appear together with other famous clowns in the ultimate clown-themed crossover.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, it also has Pennywise from Stephen King's 'IT' and Ronald McDonald. In this crossover, the clowns try to attract passers-by into the woods but they all camp near a shinkansen (bullet train) railway track so nobody actually has time to notice them.
I wish there was a YouTube channel called The Epic Rap Battles of TPM History.
Granted but the channel gets zero views after 48 hours so Youtube takes the channel down to spare TPM from suffering further embarrassment.
I wish the Birds Are Not Real Movement was taken far more seriously by the public (FYI I am not a believer, I just want to see someone twist this).
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. People all around the world end up mistaking birds for actual drones, and before long, the bird population begins to quickly drop as more and more birds are blasted out of the sky.
Well, as much as I'd like to make a wish right now for someone else to twist, I think it's time a new version was started, so without further ado, I'm gonna close this now.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020