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    Granted, in order to keep your weight from changing, you are frozen in carbonite, thus forever remaining the same.

    I wish smart phones are cheaper and easier to make.
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    Granted, but they become more prone to malfunctioning or breaking as a result.

    I wish all the pranksters who pull coronavirus-related April Fool's pranks today would suffer massive consequences for those pranks.
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    Granted. They meet an elephant.

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    Granted, you are given a magical amulet that gives you +20 for reputation but -10 on Stamina and -10 on Luck.

    I wish real life was more like RPGs.
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    Granted. Every person on Earth is forced to work together to combat what may be the greatest evil of all time- ISIS (and on their territory). ISIS ends up killing everyone who doesn't support them.

    I wish ISIS never existed in the first place.
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    Granted, but Al-Qaida is now way stronger.

    I wish my copy of Super Mario Galaxy wasn't broken. I tried to play it yesterday but it stopped during the opening video, when Bowser's ship was approaching Peach's castle.

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    Granted but your Wii breaks leaving you unable to play the game.

    I wish to have a healing factor like Wolverine's so I don't have to worry about ever getting sick again.
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    Granted, but it only works once and ends up having the side effect of making you unable to fully heal from any illness or injury.

    I wish I was lucky enough to win a plushie of a Pokemon I want to ask for on my birthday so that I could ask for a different plushie for my birthday this year (I'm not saying which one I'm hoping to win or get for a birthday plushie unless I do get one for real, whether it's one I won or ends up bring a birthday plushie).
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    Granted. However, TPMers are so excited about our new Moderators that every single one them come back and flood Pokemon Hangman. As a result, Pokemon Hangman becomes more fast-paced than ever and you, Knight of Time, manage to win ALL the Pokemon plushies available during a single week, meaning you'll have no Pokemon to wish for your Birthday.

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    Granted, but unfortunately we all end up living on the same block as Cartman.

    I wish for an episode of Family Guy that has Peter Griffin battle Mecha Streisand.
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    Granted. Mecha Streisand ends up killing Peter Griffin's entire family (Brian included), forcing him to short circuit her for good to avenge his losses.

    I wish I would meet the Archie gang (aka Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead, etc) and become a close friend of Archie himself.
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    Granted. You end up being a 2-Dimensional comic book character.

    I wish for a complete collection of Yu-Gi-Oh! Manga in its original Japanese language.

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    Granted, but the collection fell in a shredder before being given to you, so you will need to spend several hundred if not thousands of hours trying to put it back together again before you can read it.

    I wish to witness a three-way fight between Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Darth Sidious.
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    Granted. You end up witnessing your own demise as the three decide to gang up on you after getting tired of fighting each other.

    I wish I had a special deck of playing cards to help me outsmart a blackjack player who was claiming to have never lost a game.
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    Granted, but that card player happens to be Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh! and he sees your hand. KooooTTYY-boooooyy!

    I wish to become a dragon.

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    Granted, you are turned into a bearded dragon and immediately become the pet of a 4 year old kid.

    I wish Q shows up for an episode of Star Trek: Picard season 2.
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    Granted, but a freak accident in that episode turns him into the letter Q, making the others wonder how to change him back.

    I wish Donald Trump's ego would shrink drastically so that he thinks of others more than himself.
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    Granted, but that makes him become so popular that the USA and the rest of the world will have him as a leader for the rest of his life.

    I wish to be able to travel between Heaven and Hell.

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    Granted but you have to die first to achieve this ability.

    I wish for a Green Lantern/Quasar crossover movie.
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    Granted, but their meeting and subsequent team-up causes an element to form which weakens them both with prolonged exposure to it, forcing them to stay distant in order for them to not accidentally weaken each other when fighting the same enemy in combat.

    I wish coronavirus wasn't able to spread from person to person.
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    Granted. It can spread first from person to internet and then to person.

    I wish there were fewer coronavirus-related wishes.

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    Granted, we now see a huge increase in wishes regarding Home Improvement.

    I wish real life was more like a sitcom.
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    Granted, but when anyone has an event of misfortune, Nelson Muntz appears out of nowhere and gives that unlucky person his trademark Ha Ha! laugh.

    I wish there was an upcoming episode of The Simpsons with a counter to show how many times Nelson said Ha Ha! to an unlucky victim of misfortune in that episode (it's a reference to the South Park episode "It Hits The Fan", except if this episode was real, it would have a "Ha Ha!-o-Meter").
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    Granted but Nelson ends up saying that zero times in the episode making the counter useless.

    I wish people could finally stop confusing Digimon with Pokemon.

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    Granted, instead people confuse Digimon with Death Note.

    I wish The Simpsons would do an entire episode with an anime art style.
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    Granted. They do it in Mikachu's anime art style, forcing him to animate the entire episode for them.

    I wish that forks in the roads had real forks in them (the kind of fork you eat with).
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    Granted but the forks are so sharp they break tires of vehicles.

    I wish this wish was granted with a really cunning wordplay.

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    Granted, you win a free trip to Hell, where you are guaranteed to have a hell of a time (sorry, this is the best word play I could come up with).

    I wish Amalgam Comics would make a return and become the next big thing in comic publishing.
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    Granted, but they run out of ink before they can publish their first comic book in ages.

    I wish I had the skill to beat the world's best chess player (whether human or computer) while never cheating in my win.
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    Granted, you travel to Russia, face Garri Kasparov and win him, but, for some reason or another, end up in trouble with the local government and never ever get back home to Canada.

    I wish I wouldn't have to hear annoying comments from certain people.

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    Granted, you go deaf so you can't hear anything annoying or otherwise ever again.

    I wish to be king of the world.
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    Granted. You end up being crowned the new king of one of the worlds of Super Mario Bros. 3 after the previous king dies under mysterious circumstances, but you end up being turned into an animal much like your predecessor after your wand is stolen, and unlike your predecessor, the wand is broken afterward, ensuring you never return to human form.

    I wish AC/CC had new players and a major overhaul.
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    Granted. It gets new players first, but then the overhaul scares them and makes them run away.

    I wish I didn't look so scary.

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    Granted, you look less scary but now criminals are no longer afraid to approach you and rob you.

    I wish criminals are as afraid of me as they are of Batman.
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    Granted. They only become afraid of you if you dress up as Batman.

    I wish criminals and terrorists would have strong bouts of paranoia any time they tried to do what they do best (commit a crime or terrorism).
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    Granted. They trust nobody and do even more hideous crimes.

    I wish also the elderly folk learned quickly to use the internet.

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    Granted, they become so proficient in using the internet, that they leave the younger generations in the dust and take over all of the tech jobs.

    I wish to be bullet proof.
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    Granted, but as a result you become more vulnerable to blunt-force objects (like knives) and physical trauma.

    I wish jigsaw puzzles found in thrift stores would only sell if they weren't missing any pieces (since I don't think someone would want to buy a used puzzle at a thrift store only to find some pieces missing).
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted. Now thrift stores only have puzzles with 2 or 3 pieces.

    I wish to always know where I am going to.

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    Granted, you always know where your are going but you never have anywhere to go.

    I wish to be a great chef.
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    2) I will live forever or die trying
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