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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted, next they grow wings and fly off, just in time when you try to pick the berries.

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    Granted, all 13,310 members become superheros but with so many heroes and no villains to fight, the heroes all begin fighting each other.

    I wish to be able to communicate with all animals.
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    Granted. You become the next Dr. Dolittle, and end up having to communicate with skunks more than any other animal.

    I wish I couldn't be angered or frustrated by anything or anyone.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted, you become unable to show any emotions at all.

    I wish Finns were better at playing football.

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    Granted, Finns become better at playing American Football

    I wish the next Superman movie uses a villain other than Lex Luthor and General Zod.
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    Granted. The villain ends up being the Whammy from Press Your Luck, who steals everything needed to make the movie, causing it to be cancelled as it ends up having no chance to happen.

    I wish there was a place near me where I could pan for real gold.
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    Granted, you can pan for real gold in the nearest river. But, for some odd reason, the pan costs real gold in the shop and you would have to pan for real gold first to purchase the pan.

    I wish people understood me better.

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    Granted, people understand you perfectly but you lose the ability to understand people.

    I wish everyone on Earth spoke the same language so there wouldn't be any communication issues.
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    Granted, everyone ends up speaking in gibberish.

    I wish that no state in the United States had any laws unique to it (e.g. New Jersey has a law against pumping your own gas).
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    Granted, but for the sake of variation and different opinions, the laws change daily and nobody can keep track of what is right at the moment.

    I wish to win Yami Yugi in a duel.

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    Granted, but by beating Yami Yugi, you end up gaining Seto Kaiba as an enemy for the rest of your life.

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    Granted, but no babies are born during that week each year.

    I wish that the police had bubble gum shooters to use on criminals who try to flee from then.
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    Granted but some hungry policemen eat all the bubble gum and everyone knows you even shouldn't eat bubble gum.

    I wish there was an alternate ending for Code Geass Season 2.

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    Granted, but the alternate ending has Lelouch's father succeeding in taking over the world and Lelouch is powerless to do anything about it.

    I wish to see a battle between Iron Man and a Gundam.
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    Granted, but that happens to be a Pokemon battle, and since neither of them are Pokemon trainers, they end up using only one Metapod each in this boring battle.

    I wish I could challenge Knight of Time to a game of Blokus.

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    Granted but both of you play such a defensive game that it ends in a draw.

    I wish all Pokemon would gain the ability to speak so we can finally understand them.
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    Granted, but as a result all Digimon end up only being able to say their name, losing their ability to digivolve in the process.

    I wish there were more all-or-nothing game shows where losing contestants would win absolutely nothing.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted but the winners and losers are always the same persons.

    I wish I could vote in the USA Presidential Election 2020.

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    Granted, but you lose the ability to vote in all Finnish elections.

    I wish the X-Men would succeed in creating world peace for mutants.
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    Granted, but they only succeed in creating world peace for mutants from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe, including the TMNT themselves.

    I wish I had a cell phone whose bill would be paid by Donald Trump every month without him knowing about it.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted, but Joe Biden pays my phone bill so Biden is unable to afford his own election campaign giving Donald Trump an easy win in the election.

    I wish to become a Presidential Election Debate Moderator.

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    Granted, you become a presidential moderator in China but since they have a president for life, you have a long wait until you get to do a debate.

    I wish Darth Stewie gets to team-up with Darth Vader to fight rebels.
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    Granted, but in the middle of the battle, Darth Stewie ends up turning back into Stewie, enraging Darth Vader, who kills him for copying him.

    I wish Joe Biden was already the next president of the United States.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted but due to a laboratory accident, a single virus particle gets enlarged about 1,000,000,000 times. Fortunately, a virus that big is not harmful to any living being on earth. Unfortunately, that virus hasn't got anything else to do, so it starts a campaign to run for the president of the United States of AMERICA replacing BOTH Trump AND the newly-elected Biden.

    I wish people stopped cracking jokes about serious things.

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    Granted but now the world is a far more depressing place to live.

    I wish for a Captain America/Batman team-up movie would get made.
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    Granted, but the team-up soon goes south when Red Skull and The Joker trick the heroes into believing the other is evil, causing them to end their team-up and fight each other instead.

    I wish I had enough chocolate bars composed of 100% cacao to ensure that their endorphin producing properties keep me indefinitely happy with life.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted. On top of that, you are no longer allergic to peanuts either! Too bad after 150 years of perfectly happy life, you are reborn into the Peanuts world and as Charlie Brown, who fails in everything he does.

    I wish Nils Torvalds (the father of Linus Torvalds, who created Linux) was the President of Finland instead of Sauli Niinistö.

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    Granted, but he switches the operating systems for all of the computers in the country to Linux, which causes compatibility issues with the rest of the world, causing the economic collapse of Finland.

    I wish to have unbreakable skin.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted, all the holes in your skin disappear, so you lose your mouth, nostrils, among other vital organs.

    I wish I never had to speak Swedish again.

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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted, but as a result you lose your ability to speak.

    I wish that the Houston Astros would be renamed the Houston CHEATERS for the rest of their existence.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted, the whole franchise is disbanded an hour after the name change but the next day, a new franchise is created to replace it called, the Houston Astros.

    I wish horror movies were less scary.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

    Granted, but as a result superhero movies become super scary and especially the new Amazing Spider-Man movie will scare the heck out of you.

    I wish to be able to sing beautifully.

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