[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted, but it becomes illegal to be a ninja so you end up in jail, sharing a jail cell with Knight of Time and Donald Trump.

I wish junk food becomes healthy for you while fruits and vegetables become unhealthy for you.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you have to always exercise as vigorously as someone in a bootcamp for junk food to remain healthy for you.

I wish I was able to present evidence at Trump's second impeachment trial that would guarantee he is convicted of everything he could potentially be charged with.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but poor Fett One gets framed, too in the process and now we are all three in the same prison cell together with Donald Trump.

I wish I was fearless.

[Fett One]

Granted but since you are still in prison that fearlessness causes you to standup to the meanest inmate in the prison. The confrontation ends with you being shivved.

I wish we all (me, Mikachu Yukitatsu, and Knight of Time) have get out of jail free cards.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but yours and Mikachu's end up being fakes, while mine turns out to be a real one.

I wish I could set the record for the fastest win in Monopoly without cheating.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now nobody wants to play Monopoly with you anymore.

I wish to own the world's largest game collection.

[Fett One]

Granted but due to jealousy, people break into your home and destroy your collection.

I wish to own Grave Digger.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but since I didn't take the effort of reading the wikipedia article you get a mortician.

I wish I got more things to wish for.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, but only the "negative things" you wish for will become true.

I wish that the person who posts after me becomes richer than Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk combined.

[Fett One]

Granted. I very happily take the money. For your role in making this possible, I repay you by taking your spouse and kids and making them my own. Just goes to show, no good deed goes unpunished.

I wish Shadow Wolf got to keep his family.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now you, Fett One, end up not becoming rich.

I wish Fett One got some extra money.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the extra money ends up having taxes on it, making him only get an extra cent each time he is paid.

I wish Republicans would stop being afraid of Donald Trump and grow some backbones so that they can stop him from running for president again in the future.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, but now they support Ivanka Trump.

I wish we had a single Political Party that actually cared for the people.

[Fett One]

Granted, but no one votes for this party, instead using write in votes to cause Republicans and Democrats to remain in power.

I wish Luke Skywalker didn't die in The Last Jedi.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now he's not even seen during the entire movie, but in 'Rise of the Skywalker', there's a short flashback where he dies.

I wish I could play a game of chess with Knight of Time.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but I end up beating you due to the quickest possible checkmate (in just 2 moves, with you as White and me as Black; look it up if you want to know just how quickly a checkmate can happen).

I wish President Garrison would revert back to Mr. Garrison on South Park on a future episode.

[Fett One]

The pandemic most likely ruined our chance to see how they would handle Garrison's impeachment.

Granted but he can't get his old job of school teacher back so he leave South Park and is never seen again.

I wish Married with Children would get a revival series.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the whole cast is revived as zombies.

I wish I could swim properly.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You become a master of swimming in the air, but end up sinking in water, meaning that you'd drown if you were to swim in deep enough water.

I wish that any sports team who won a championship in the past few years would end up seeing its fans forget about the championship (or call it a fluke) if the team was currently nowhere as good as they were when they were champions.

[Fett One]

Granted but this ends up dooming sports since very few teams win championship's frequently enough to remain relevant.

I wish the Trix Rabbit would finally succeed in getting a bowl of Trix Cereal.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. And as a bonus those little snot nose brats get shoved into a blender where they get turned into liquid mush! This also means no more cereal. Ever.

I wish I had a new laptop!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But your new laptop won't be able to log into TPM for another 4 years... wait... I meant 40 years!

I wish I always got a new laptop immediately after the old one breaks up.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the laptop's are all made with faulty parts so each laptop only lasts less than a day.

I wish the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would do a crossover with Spider-Man.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it has multiple versions of both the TMNT and Spider-Man, making it more difficult for the writers to get all the universes right (especially the multiple TMNT universes).

I wish I had a universal charge station to fully charge anything wireless in only a few hours.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately it can’t recharge your own energy and you drop dead from exhaustion two days after getting your charger!

I wish I had a cute fluffy Yorkshire terrier puppy!

[Fett One]

Granted, but it has multiple versions of both the TMNT and Spider-Man, making it more difficult for the writers to get all the universes right (especially the multiple TMNT universes).

That sounds like a far more extreme version of their last crossover with Batman.


Granted. A taxidermist stops by your house and drops one off that they just put the finishing touches on.

I wish Optimus Prime would run for President.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but a hidden flaw in his programming causes him to get closer and closer to a permanent malfunction each time he tries to campaign to get votes his way.

I wish thrift stores would only sell used jigsaw puzzles if the puzzles weren't missing any pieces.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately puzzles in thrift stores now cost $9999999999999999999999999999999999999.99 per jigsaw piece.

I wish I could fly!

[Fett One]

Granted but like Icarus, you get too close to the sun and end up falling to your death.

I wish for a Star Wars book that explains Darth Maul's life from the end of the Clones Wars up til his death.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the story ends up being minimal on details and is only in the first chapter, leaving the rest of the book to cover a longer story from an unknown franchise.

I wish chocolate wasn't poisonous to dogs.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, now it becomes poisonous to every half man being.

I wish we could get a 3D Sonic Game with great reviews.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Wish is wasted as granted as Sonic Adventure 2 exists! And you can’t make another wish.

I wish I was on Rupaul’s Drag Race!

[Fett One]

Granted, you get to be on the show for a second when the camera pans to the audience, which is where you are sitting.

I wish to build a fully functional robot.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Too bad it's only one micro organic robot and nobody believes you did it because they don't even see it with bare eyes.

I wish I could dodge bullets.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You become good at dodging rubber bullets, but soon a gunman comes along and shoots you, proving you cannot dodge any bullet not made of rubber.

I wish I could hack a Game Genie code for a SNES game to give players access to an unused, fully functional area that would otherwise be impossible to reach in-game without the code.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get caught by Nintendo. They get back at you by blacklisting you so you can never buy another Nintendo product ever again.

I wish to have the power to control animals.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately they don’t take very kindly to you controlling them that they all brutally murder you while you sleep.

I wish Wind Waker would come to the Switch!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it will be a Remake which becomes the hardest Zelda Game ever and you have to ask Knight of Time for advice in every single corner.

I wish Knight of Time began to play a Final Fantasy game in turn now that I have begun to play Illusion of Gaia.

[Fett One]

Granted he begins playing Final Fantasy but becomes addicted to the point that he stops eating and sleeping.

I wish for a crossover video game between Final Fantasy 7 and Final Fantasy 8.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You then lose all your limbs in an unfortunate accident you get into just from trying to start up the game.

I wish I was a cute little puppy!

Granted but it will be a Remake which becomes the hardest Zelda Game ever and you have to ask Knight of Time for advice in every single corner.

Yeah I don’t think that is much of a wish being corrupted. I never played Wind Waker before as I never owned a GameCube and the only store that would have had it for me to play on the Wii closed recently and they rarely had the game in stock and when they did it cost $70 used. And I never wanted to get the Wii U just for the HD remake.