[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You will be a cute little puppy in a town full of dog haters.

I wish people didn't hate unharmful little animals.

[Fett One]

Granted, people end up irrationally hating all other animals to the point of hunting them to extinction.

I wish for a crossover between One Punch Man and Dragon Ball Z.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately the only copy of the crossover immediately catches on fire and destroys all evidence of it ever existing.

I wish it was April.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. April ends up coming before March, confusing all the calendar people and making them shake their heads as they try to figure out what is going on with the month mix-up.

I wish my mom's special Barbie dolls would turn into real women wearing adult-sized versions of the dolls' clothing (kinda like how Barney the dinosaur comes to life; going from doll size to somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet tall).

[Fett One]

Granted but them changing into people ends up scaring your mom to death.

I wish chicken would taste like hamburgers.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Now hamburgers taste like literal garbage.

I wish I lived in Hawaii!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You get too excited, climb on a palm tree, fall and hurt your leg.

I wish I had a PSOne with a screen.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. It unfortunately runs on pure plutonium and you die a slow and extremely excruciating painful death from radiation poisoning!

I wish Banjo Kazooie would come to the Switch!

[Knight of Time]

CaptainJigglypuff, you should have waited for another person to post after Mikachu before you made your post; since less than a week passed between Mikachu's last post here and your last post just now. You really need to check the rules here more carefully; I don't want to give you an infraction but I'll eventually have to if you keep breaking the game rules.

Anyway, granted. You get a hold of a modded Nintendo Switch with RetroArch and Banjo-Kazooie on it among other games, but when you try to go online on the Switch, you end up finding the console banned.

I wish I had a gadget to pluck fruit off of a prickly pear cactus without getting pricked by any of the spines.

[Fett One]

Granted but unknown to you, the gadget is covered in a neurotoxin that gets all over the fruit you plucked, thus infecting you when you touch and eat the fruit (suddenly getting pricked by a cactus doesn't seem so bad).

I wish to gain the power of Thor.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but unfortunately you can't use your powers without Thor's hammer. Your hammer gets stolen and you never get it back.

I wish to reign in Hell.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can never leave so you are doomed to doing nothing but torturing people for all of eternity.

I wish the Drengir would appear in the next Star Wars movie/show.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Luke Skywalker manages to find a new way to destroy them before they can become a big threat.

I wish there was a 3x3 sized Rubik's Cube that instead of having 6 different colors, had a maze going through all 6 faces.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but for some odd reason, it's so hard that it requires an IQ of 300 to solve, making Mizuno Ami/Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon the only one able to complete it.

I wish to obtain a huge sword.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's 45 meters long, meaning you have to keep it outside, which violates weapon laws, causing you to have to get rid of it to avoid jail time.

I wish someone would make a great Superman video game.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, but it ends up destroying the videogame industry since everyone stops playing every other videogame in the world to just buy and play Superman for the rest of their lives.

I wish I could fully control my dreams (lucid dreaming, I mean)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now you'll never be able to control what happens to you in reality at all.

I wish to have a sophisticated sense of humour.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's so sophisticated that the vast majority of people don't get your humor.

I wish Ironman would teamup with Gizmo Duck for an adventure.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they team up on a strange adventure where they have to kill you, Fett One, in various methods 100 times over and over again.

I wish to have a painless death.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up dying instantly the next time you watch or read Death Note.

I wish the piano gag would appear in a new episode of the new version of Looney Tunes someday.

[Fett One]

Granted but parent groups complain and the episode gets banned from television and the gag is never seen again (sadly, I can see this actually happening).

I wish Daffy Duck finally gets a win over Bugs Bunny.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It's Elmer season again; Daffy Duck manages to shoot the poor Elmer Fudd before Bugs Bunny does and they cook up and eat the poor guy.

I wish Wile E. Coyote finally manages to catch Road Runner.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Wile E. Coyote watches the clip showing the parody of him catching the Road Runner, but soon dies from food poisoning after catching and eating the real Road Runner.

I wish Seth MacFarlane (the creator of both Family Guy and the parody I mentioned) would make a parody of The Legend of Zelda.

[Fett One]

Granted, but he makes Link talk in the parody, which pisses off the Zelda fans and they proceed to hang Seth for his blasphemy.

I wish Family Guy would do Dragon Ball Z Special, like they did with Star Wars.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the only difference to a regular Family Guy episode is that Peter Griffin is named Goku.

I wish some friendly aliens made a contact with Earth really soon.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but their sticky fingers cause them to accidentally steal things from all the stores, leading to a sticky situation each time someone tries to get them to release their grip on the things they took.

I wish Marvel Comics and DC Comics would each get permission from the other to have a cameo of one of their characters appear in an issue of the other's comic someday (e.g. having Superman in a Spider-Man comic, or having the Incredible Hulk in a Batman comic).

[Fett One]

Granted but it causes so much confusion amongst readers that they stop buying comics causing Marvel and DC to go out of business.

I wish the new season of The Orville would start sooner rather than later.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it will have a dark theme of the coronavirus spreading out to other planets, making its humor really troublesome.

I wish to win the Articuno plushie in Pokemon Hangman.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up winning one several months after I win not one, but two Articuno plushies (going for a Kanto one first followed by a Galar one).

I wish the next season of GSN's Master Minds (if there is another season made) would increase the number of consecutive final round wins required for a contestant to become a Master Mind (thus replacing one of the resident Master Minds or trivia gods/goddesses) from 3 to 5, so that a contestant would have a chance to win up to $50,000 ($10,000 for each final round win over a Master Mind), but have an even more daunting challenge if they wanted to become a Master Mind.

[Fett One]

Granted but people end up hating the changes and the show ends up being canceled.

I wish the Force will be with all of us.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Knight of Time and I get real lightsabers while you, Fett One, get just a little stick.

I wish I could withstand loneliness better.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! *Gets sent to the moon to live a solitary life with only the resources needed for life, no living beings around and no return trip until 10 years later*

I wish we had every TPM member active again.

[Fett One]

Granted but the forums are so busy that it becomes impossible to keep track of what's going on.

I wish Anakin Sykwalker never became Darth Vader.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, Yoda becomes Darth Vader instead.

I wish my Circadian rhythm was infallible.

[Fett One]

Granted but it causes you to fall asleep at the same time every day and you are unable to deviate from this for any reason?

I wish to be the fastest speed reader ever.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You decide to do this in front of a group of kindergarten aged children and their teacher, who get upset with you reading way too fast for them to understand each book you read to them.

I wish there was no such thing as misunderstandings.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now people can't use misunderstandings as an excuse.

I wish I was a superhero just like Saitama.

[Fett One]

Granted, you gain the ability to defeat any villain with a single kick but much like Saitama, but you become bored with crime fighting because there's no challenge.

I wish Batman would show up in the Marvel movies.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Batman shows up in the latest Marvel movie which turns out to be a Lego movie, and ends up being embarrassed at being the only non-Lego character in the movie.

I wish that it would always be duck season in any cartoon where Daffy Duck appears (whether he has a cameo or a starring role in the cartoon).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now even the Space Jam movie is about duck hunting, not basketball.

I wish to become a successful inventor.