[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you, Knight of Time will suffer the fate of Tweety, and live in the same house with Donald Trump who constantly wants to eat you.

I wish Facebook was never invented.

[Fett One]

Granted, Myspace ends up becoming the dominant social media site but it's lack luster features result in Twitter and other popular social media options to never be created as well.

I wish Batman would finally permanently stop the Joker.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but this gives a rise in power to Batman's other enemies once they find out the Joker's been permanently defeated, and they end up avenging the Joker's defeat by defeating Batman.

I wish one of my female classmates would someday give me the ultimate test of being a gentleman without overdoing it in the department of taking advantage of me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Your former class and my former class will have a double class reunion arranged in Haapavesi, Finland, hosted by me. Your female mate is about to enter the New Haapavesi Grand School Building and you are inside, ready to open the door for her. Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu's special someone from his school days is right behind your female classmate and I rush into the doorstep, roll out a red carpet and force you to bow deep down with me to those two women so you still overdo the compliment.

I wish for a FINAL HOPE IN THESE BARREN LANDS.

[Fett One]

Granted but this is destined to happen 200 hundred ears from now so you won't be alive to see it.

I wish the sky is red instead of blue.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, and so does the sun turn red and we also get a red moon in the process, making Calamity Ganon appear and lay waste on Earth.

I wish babies were born with the ability to talk their mother language instantly.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but to compensate, they never learn to count or even walk on two feet.

I wish Knight of Time watched Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion.

[Fett One]

Granted but he gets confused by why the tone of the show changes in the second season so he quits watching it without ever finishing season 2.

I wish people would stop putting pineapple on pizza.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, now they put your favorite fruit and your least favorite fruit on the same Pizza instead (outside Pineapple, of course).

I wish that Earl Nightingale was alive so I could meet him.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but since he was in Pearl Harbor, that brings also alive some infamous war criminals who sided with the Axis Powers in WWII, including the Finnish President Risto Ryti.

I wish someone twisted a wish resulting in me becoming a demon (a bit like I wished long ago someone would arrest me in this game and I ended up in a fake prison in my back yard)

[Fett One]

Granted, now they put your favorite fruit and your least favorite fruit on the same Pizza instead (outside Pineapple, of course).

I guess the joke's on them. I'm a very picky eater. I don't like any fruit (banana's being the sole exception) so people are now stuck eating a pizza that has every single fruit known to man on it, minus pineapple of course.


Anyway, getting back to the game; Granted, you become a demon that is tasked with tormenting yourself.

I wish bakers would stop putting holes in donuts.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The donuts people come to love all disappear without their signature hole in the center, causing heavy disappointment for everyone, but especially Homer Simpson (can you say Doh! like him? If you can, you might be feeling just like poor Homer right now).

I wish Homer Simpson would give up donuts and beer for a month.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Bart Simpson starts eating donuts, drinking Duff Beer and becomes a drug addict.

I wish to obtain a full set of woodwork equipment.

[Fett One]

Granted. The donuts people come to love all disappear without their signature hole in the center, causing heavy disappointment for everyone, but especially Homer Simpson (can you say Doh! like him? If you can, you might be feeling just like poor Homer right now).

I would think Homer would like it since it means there's more donut to eat.


Granted, but the instructions for how to use the equipment is in a language you don't speak so you can't figure out how to use the equipment. As a result the equipment ends up being tossed into the back of your garage collecting dust.

I wish physical media becomes more popular than streaming.

[Knight of Time]

I would think Homer would like it since it means there's more donut to eat.

Actually, I was implying that donuts would completely disappear without their holes. I only said that because I've tried donuts without holes, and quite frankly, they're just not the same to me that way.

Anyway, granted. Over time, streamable media completely disappears from the internet, putting some websites like YouTube and Vimeo completely out of business.

I wish I didn't forget what I wanted to wish for.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I forgot how to twist the wish.

Wish I, like this to speak English weird didn't sound.

[Fett One]

Granted, live with Yoda's people you do , for rest of your life you talk like this.

I wish we get to learn more about Yoda's backstory and his people.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A wacky guy with wild hair who knows absolutely nothing about the Star Wars franchise ends up writing a book about Yoda and his people, making up his own stories which make absolutely no sense.

I wish residential schools never existed (so that the people who died at one could have gone to a much better school and survived).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. That makes the term 'Maplewashing' happen in another way, namely so that the Maple in the flag of Canada is literally washed away! There's more to that, the government of Peru also sues Canada because the flags look too similar.

I wish I could use the Lappish costumes of the indigenous people in Northwest Russia, Northern Finland, Sweden and Norway without getting into a trouble.

[Fett One]

Granted, but everyone else in the world who dresses like that is arrested and sent to prison for life, leaving you as the sole person dressed like that.

I wish for a live action Voltron movie.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the robot short circuits and breaks into a million pieces at the end of the movie, making the five heroes wonder how they'll repair it.

I wish all banks had elite level security to thwart any would-be bank robbers, guaranteeing that they always get caught on the spot and end up failing miserably to steal any cash.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but those elite security systems cost so much that banks actually have to hire the said criminals to lurk for people and steal the wallet of every single person who doesn't use their bank in order to compensate the prices.

I wish the Netflix Sailor Moon movie Sailor Moon Eternal had been better.

[Fett One]

Granted, it becomes so good that Netflix decides to air only Sailor Moon content, which causes people to die from Sailor Moon overload.

I wish pokemon and digimon are able to peacefully co-exist.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but when Poke Balls and the like end up being used to catch Digimon by a horde of new trainers mistaking Digimon for Pokemon, it ends up leaving Pokemon trainers with a shortage of balls for catching Pokemon.

I wish a Simpsons episode would be made where Krusty the Clown's studio is overrun by rats resembling Itchy, making him enlist the help of Bart, Homer, Sideshow Mel, and Corporal Punishment in order to get rid of all of the rats (which would be based on the video game Krusty's (Super) Fun House).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Unfortunately that will be the last episode of The Simpsons because the Fox Broadcasting Company is under an impression that only you would like it and everyone rather watches Family Guy, King of the Hill, American Dad and South Park anyhow.

I wish to co-star a new Clint Eastwood movie.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the movie is just one person monologuing to the audience the entire time, until the very end when you get to walk up the person and say "cool story". As the only other person with dialogue, you get listed as the co-star.

I wish Wolverine would be in the next Deadpool movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The movie will be all about torturing innocent wolverines and it will be quickly withdrawn from theaters due to protests made by animal protection organizations.

I wish I could write books with original, captivating stories at the speed of six pages per one hour.

[Fett One]

Granted but working at that pace causes you to quickly burn out, resulting in the stories never being finished.

I wish vampires are immune to sunlight.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now they can't stand moonlight and darkness making them easy targets to vampire hunters.

I wish to develop an ability to see dead people.

[Fett One]

Granted, but as the only person that can interact with the dead, they harass you 24/7 so you never get a moments peace ever again.

I wish to have an unlimited source of income.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up getting an unlimited amount of counterfeit money, and as a result, you get arrested and put in jail for life.

I wish mosquitoes would die from an allergic reaction if they bit someone.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now they are also about 50 times bigger and you wouldn't really want to meet one like that.

I wish someone had posted a 'Happy 20-year Anniversary Mikachu!' thread for me.

[Fett One]

Granted but the thread gets hijacked by giant mosquitos looking to suck the blood of people celebrating 20th anniversaries. (Congrats on 20 years)

I wish Pokemon were real so we could all become Pokemon trainers.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Pokemon Centers built in the real world end up having to charge a small fee for every Pokemon in need of healing when they need healing.

I wish Alcatraz was turned back into a real jail instead of a tourist attraction, so that the USA's most dangerous criminals could be locked up there again.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it turns into a real jail instantly, so all the tourists visiting it are put behind the bars.

I wish to score a new record when I go bowling next Monday.

[Fett One]

Granted, you receive a record for being the first adult to ever bowl a zero in all of Finland.

I wish politicians would stop putting party before country.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now politicians put their substance abuse before country.

I wish to become a successful snooker player just like Judd Trump.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become so great that no one wants to ever play with you, causing you to become bored with snooker so you stop play8ing forever.

I wish the new Wolverine game will be just as good as the last Spider-Man game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but your wish makes the last Spider-Man game the last Spider-Man game so they'll be no more videogames about your favourite superhero.

I wish Finns didn't drink so much alcohol.

[Fett One]

Granted. Finland becomes an alcohol free country, which causes 90% of the population to move to Ireland, so they can become even bigger drunks.

I wish Chick-fil-A would start opening on Sundays.