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    Default Huawei Sucks (a haiku)

    A Huawei cellphone,
    Loaded with Chinese spyware.
    Get a Samsung, yo.

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    Default Re: Huawei Sucks (a haiku)

    But Samsung is loaded with planned obsolescence. It gets slower over time and the battery drains faster and faster until it no longer works.

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    Default Re: Huawei Sucks (a haiku)

    Most traditional haiku are about parallelizing a human mood and a phenomenon of nature, so that's not your average haiku.

    About mobile phones, I'm still with my first smartphone Sony. People still always ask me to help me with their various smartphones and I totally hate Huawei and especially Honor. A friend of mine agrees, he had a Honor and calls it 'a head muddler'.

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    Default Re: Huawei Sucks (a haiku)

    It's not a traditional haiku, but I've seen plenty of haiku which are not traditional. Some even deviate slightly from the metric rules.

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