Granted, but he loses his blood sucking ability in addition to his weaknesses being magnified.
I wish future episodes of The Simpsons would no longer have Homer strangle Bart after saying "Why you little!".
Granted but you achieve this by destroying all of your possessions and killing everyone in your life, so you are left with nothing but yourself.
I wish Dracula would become a force for good and protect the world from monsters.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but he loses his blood sucking ability in addition to his weaknesses being magnified.
I wish future episodes of The Simpsons would no longer have Homer strangle Bart after saying "Why you little!".
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
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Granted, now Homer strangles Bart without any warning.
I wish to live in Mushroom Kingdom.
Granted but it's the mushroom kingdom from the movie Sonic the Hedgehog.
I wish to be able to read books at twice the speed that I'm currently reading them.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but your ability to comprehend what you read drops by 50%.
I wish to live in the bronze age.
Granted, nuclear war breaks out and all of the destruction causes the world to revert back to living like it's the bronze age.
I wish Marvel would make a new Daredevil movie.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, Marvel stops making movies about all of their characters besides Daredevil.
I wish I could work for Marvel.
Granted, you get a job working for Marvel as a coffee boy, with no chance of promotion.
I wish for a Spider-Man 2099 movie to be made.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, the movie will be situated in Egypt 2099 BC. It features Peter Parker turning into a tiny poisonous spider. Too bad he accidentally stings Wahankh Intef II. Luckily the Pharaoh receives help from Serket, the goddess, and is healed, but as a punishment, Peter Parker is stuck in that form until he finally dies on the 21st of October 2000 BC.
I wish I was better at using computers.
Last edited by Mikachu Yukitatsu; 28th July 2022 at 12:10 PM. Reason: 21st, not 21th