Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted but you achieve this by destroying all of your possessions and killing everyone in your life, so you are left with nothing but yourself.

I wish Dracula would become a force for good and protect the world from monsters.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he loses his blood sucking ability in addition to his weaknesses being magnified.

I wish future episodes of The Simpsons would no longer have Homer strangle Bart after saying "Why you little!".

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now Homer strangles Bart without any warning.

I wish to live in Mushroom Kingdom.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's the mushroom kingdom from the movie Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish to be able to read books at twice the speed that I'm currently reading them.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but your ability to comprehend what you read drops by 50%.

I wish to live in the bronze age.

[Fett One]

Granted, nuclear war breaks out and all of the destruction causes the world to revert back to living like it's the bronze age.

I wish Marvel would make a new Daredevil movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, Marvel stops making movies about all of their characters besides Daredevil.

I wish I could work for Marvel.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get a job working for Marvel as a coffee boy, with no chance of promotion.

I wish for a Spider-Man 2099 movie to be made.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the movie will be situated in Egypt 2099 BC. It features Peter Parker turning into a tiny poisonous spider. Too bad he accidentally stings Wahankh Intef II. Luckily the Pharaoh receives help from Serket, the goddess, and is healed, but as a punishment, Peter Parker is stuck in that form until he finally dies on the 21st of October 2000 BC.

I wish I was better at using computers.