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    Granted but you achieve this by destroying all of your possessions and killing everyone in your life, so you are left with nothing but yourself.

    I wish Dracula would become a force for good and protect the world from monsters.
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    Granted, but he loses his blood sucking ability in addition to his weaknesses being magnified.

    I wish future episodes of The Simpsons would no longer have Homer strangle Bart after saying "Why you little!".
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    Granted, now Homer strangles Bart without any warning.

    I wish to live in Mushroom Kingdom.

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    Granted but it's the mushroom kingdom from the movie Sonic the Hedgehog.

    I wish to be able to read books at twice the speed that I'm currently reading them.
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    Granted, but your ability to comprehend what you read drops by 50%.

    I wish to live in the bronze age.

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    Granted, nuclear war breaks out and all of the destruction causes the world to revert back to living like it's the bronze age.

    I wish Marvel would make a new Daredevil movie.
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    Granted, Marvel stops making movies about all of their characters besides Daredevil.

    I wish I could work for Marvel.

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    Granted, you get a job working for Marvel as a coffee boy, with no chance of promotion.

    I wish for a Spider-Man 2099 movie to be made.
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    Granted, the movie will be situated in Egypt 2099 BC. It features Peter Parker turning into a tiny poisonous spider. Too bad he accidentally stings Wahankh Intef II. Luckily the Pharaoh receives help from Serket, the goddess, and is healed, but as a punishment, Peter Parker is stuck in that form until he finally dies on the 21st of October 2000 BC.

    I wish I was better at using computers.
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    Granted, you become better at using only the computers from 1984.

    I wish to own a working USS Enterprise.
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    Granted. You get a Star Wars themed Battleship game that has a USS Enterprise as the 5 hole ship, but in your first game of Battleship, your opponent sinks it first and goes on to sink all of your other ships without losing a single ship himself.

    I wish that futuristic stores were equipped with force fields that would trap and immobilize any thief trying to leave with something they stole from the store.
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    Granted, but those force fields immobilize also paying customers due to greedy shopkeepers.

    I wish to become a superhero.

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    Granted, you become a superhero in your dreams once a month.

    I wish to invent the world's greatest video game console.
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    Granted, but it only works if you put a game from every existing system (also including Japanese systems) in each of its many cartridge and disc slots.

    I wish I had a lifetime supply of carbon dioxide cannisters for my SodaStream.
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    Granted, but your SodaStream itself gets broken, as well as all the SodaStreams you buy afterwards.

    I wish to rule the universe.

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    Granted but your reign only last a few seconds because you are attacked and captured by Skeletor who also wants to be ruler of the universe.

    I wish all food tastes like pizza.
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    Granted, but the foods are all mixed together, causing them to all taste like...yuck (aka you probably wouldn't want to taste them).

    I wish Donald Trump was trapped in a mirror much like how Sonic and his friends were trapped in them in Archie's comic book adaptation of Knuckles' Chaotix.
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    Granted, Trump is caught in your mirror, so you see his face every day when you look at yourself.

    I wish people respected each other more.

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    Granted but people respect themselves even less, leading to a global depression pandemic.

    I wish working from home would continue indefinitely.
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    Granted. Working from home becomes the norm, but this defeats the purpose of working from home for people whose homes lack the stuff they need to work (from home).

    I wish Facebook had more private groups with tight rules that result in offenders getting the boot if they complain in those groups about rules they broke.
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    Granted. Those who complain will be arrested IRL and sentenced to life imprisonment without any mobile devices or computers or anything they would use to get into Facebook.

    I wish to be able to sing Sono Chi no Sadame as good as Hiroaki 'Tommy' Tominaga.

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    Granted but you can only sing the one song really good while every other song you sing sounds terrible.

    I wish Captain James T. Kirk would wage war against Emperor Palpatine.
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    Granted, but its body is simply partitioned down the middle, such that one side is half of a vampire and the other is half of a werewolf. Its appearance is bizarre, its gait is off-balance, and don't even get me started on its internal organs.

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    Granted, but the Federation quickly invalidated Kirk's declaration of war, as a single captain cannot unilaterally make that decision, so the "war" was short-lived.


    I wish that I had the ability to control the flow of time.
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    Default Re: Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

    Granted. You obtain a magical cuckoo clock that grants its owner an ability to control the flow of time but no matter how fast or slow the time passes around you, it doesn't affect an annoying abomination of a bird inside the clock which comes every 30th second to torment you with its awful 'singing'.

    I wish I understood what waging war against Emperor Palpatine and something that's half vampire, half werewolf have do with each other.

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