Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted but the technology to make his suit doesn't exist yet so in order to survive without it, you must live alone in the arctic.

I wish to become a great cook.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You become a cook who goes cuckoo every time someone disguised as Bugs Bunny sees you cooking something and asks you "What's cookin', doc?".

I wish Mel Blanc and Arthur Q. Bryan would come back to life and make a brand new cartoon short starring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd, so we could finally find out if it's really wabbit season or duck season.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It's duck season, but it appears it doesn't mean Daffy Duck, but Finland's former Prime Minister Kalevi Sorsa (Sorsa is Finnish for Duck) and he's nowhere to be found as he died naturally of cancer in 2004.

I wish to become a high elf.

[Fett One]

Granted, you dress up as an elf and smoke some weed becoming a high elf.

I wish Daffy Duck will finally defeat Bugs Bunny.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Daffy successfully gets Elmer Fudd to shoot Bugs, but after Bugs is shot, the smoke clears to reveal two Daffys, except that the unharmed one is really Bugs Bunny in a Daffy Duck costume, with the real Daffy once again, you guessed it, shot instead.

I wish another cartoon character would be introduced that would be prone to sneezing, like the Tiny Toon Adventures character Sneezer the Mouse, and of course, Sneezy from Snow White.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the cartoonist puts so much character development into the character that the character is cured of this habit after one tv episode only.

I wish Sailor Moon was more popular here in Ylivieska.

[Fett One]

Granted, it becomes so popular that it's the only show that airs on every channel 24/7.

I wish for a new Transformers cartoon based on the original cartoon.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The original Transformers cartoon is revived with some new episodes made, but with an all-new voice cast.

I wish there was a store with various candies each costing no more than 10 cents per candy, with the price gradually decreasing for getting several types of candies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but all those candies have so much sugar in them that you have to run to the dentist 200km/h.

I wish to become an archeologist.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it takes you 50 years to get your degree, at which point you are begin retirement.

I wish for a crossover between Star Trek and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the crossover starts to wane after the Turtles get a little too used to being in space and begin to miss living in the sewers.

I wish Spongebob and Patrick would get smarter so that Squidward would not hate them (as much).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now Squidward hates them because they are too smart.

I wish I had The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

[Fett One]

Granted but your copy of the game has a virus on it, which causes any Switch it is connected to to malfunction, leaving you unable to play the game.

I wish for a Legend of Zelda game that has you play as Zelda instead of Link.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You get the only copy of a Game Boy remake of Zelda's Adventure for the CD-I, but after saving the game for the first time, turning it off, then turning it back on, a major glitch prevents you from playing the game again.

I wish The Great Wakkorotti would release an album of his performances.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but this time his performances aren't based on any actual compositions so they sound very odd.

I wish Finland scored more goals in the ongoing ice hockey game against Germany.

[Fett One]

Granted but Finland had to result to using performance enhancing drugs to pull this off, which also caused them to be disqualified.

I wish for an action adventure game where you play as a Minotaur.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A new Pokemon game comes out introducing a Pokemon called Minotaur, but it ends up looking nothing like the mythological creature.

I wish every video game and computer game had at least one available walkthrough each to help any players who get stuck trying to figure something out in a game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but when you're truly stuck in a part of a game the walkthrough says: "check this webpage", and when you enter the url in your browser, it says: "page not found".

I wish to witness a meteor.

[Fett One]

Granted, you watch as the meteor falls from space and collides into your house, destroying it, thus leaving you homeless.

I wish the next Zelda game will allow Link to talk.