Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Ash and Gary oppose the marriage, and the couple split up after just one day of being married.

I wish Ash would join TPM so that he and Gary could have a battle in ASB.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the same person uses both accounts so the battle is pretty much pointless.

I wish ASB was revived (I recently had a dream that MeLoVeGhOsTs and many others came back).

[Fett One]

Granted, it's brought back only to die again 2 minutes later.

I wish for a Batman/MoonKnight crossover comic.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but an error is made where the Moonlight Knight (from DIC's version of Sailor Moon R) appears instead of MoonKnight.

I wish every supporter of DJT (cookie if you can guess who I mean) would abandon him, leaving him to fight his battles alone.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Trump still haunts me in my everynight dreams.

I wish people weren't so angry at each other.

[Fett One]

Granted, people now suppress their anger until they are in private and take it out on themselves.

I wish smart phone screens are impossible to damage.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but other screens (computer and TV screens, among others) become much more prone to getting damaged.

I wish there was an anti-virus program that would kill every single version of a virus or other malware, regardless of how many computers the problematic thing was on.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Similar to the anti-virus software introduced in Electric Soldier Porygon, it causes epileptic seizures targeted at Pikachu and friends.

I wish to gain Super Mario's powers.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you only gain access to the Poison Mushroom.

I wish Adam West would return to life as Zombie Batman.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the moment he is exposed to light, he dissolves into nothingness.

I wish Bob Barker & Betty White had both made it to 100 years of age (RIP to both of them).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but to compensate this, they have to give up their acting career before it even starts.

I wish Playstation 5 was cheaper.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the price of everything else goes up to compensate.

I wish musical instruments were easy to learn how to play.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Too bad being able to play musical instruments suffers then from an inflation never seen before. An inflation in the music industry bigger than the introduction of social media/appliances like Youtube and Spotify. This causes nationwide and finally international bans of playing any music from Rap though Heavy Metal to Classical music across the globe, including super important countries like USA, China, Japan, Russia, Prussia, Australia, France, Scotland (just forget bagpipes!), Finland, Vatican, Egypt, Trinidad and Tobago and Vanuatu! As a result, music is banned throughout the planet and we'll be facing a dystopia of silence and grief.

I wish timezones didn't exist.

[Fett One]

Granted but this causes havoc since half the world would have to sleep during sunlight, which will effect food processing.

I wish for a Star Trek/Green Lantern crossover movie.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, though for some reason, it ends up starring a TPMer instead, namely this guy (sorry, I couldn't resist!).

I wish a movie was made about TPM and its various forums & members.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the movie is only about members with 0 posts.

I wish I had Super Mario Bros. Wonder already.

[Fett One]

Granted but since the game hasn't released yet, Nintendo permanently deactivates your account and remotely shuts off your Switch permanently.

I wish healthy food tasted just as good as non-healthy food.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, non-healthy food ends up tasting terrible, causing healthy food to taste the same way.

I wish traded Pokemon could evolve in Pokemon Home (they can't evolve there I saw >_<).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they all evolve into 100 lv Magikarp.

I wish for an automatic wish-twisting machine.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's makes all the twisted wishes happen to you.

I wish Family Guy would do a cross over with Futurama.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Mom is the only Futurama character appearing in the crossover.

I wish Russia started to prefer culture over warfare.

[Fett One]

Granted, but Russia ends up going on a Culture War to get everyone to follow their culture.

I wish Insomniac makes a third Marvel's Spider-Man game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it will end up only being a Spyro The Dragon commercial.

I wish for the tastiest pizza ever.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it's so tasty that it causes all other food to taste like crap.

I wish the holiday season never ends.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the entire Northern Hemisphere is under a never-ending winter now and what's more, nobody goes to work anymore.

I wish I could befriend bears and lions.

[Fett One]

Granted but you loose the ability to make friends with people.

I wish the Switch 2 will be as successful as the first Switch.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, it sells exactly the same number of units due to a revolutionary marketing system, but every single player will be disappointed because all the new games are cancelled and the only games you can get to the system are failed remasters of Nintendo's previous games.

I wish for a South Park episode about TPM history.

[Fett One]

Granted, but every member of TPM is portrayed as incompetent buffoons.

I wish Vulcans were real.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you, Fett One, are banished to Star Wars universe, as your name suggests, so the existence of Vulcans doesn't matter to you in our universe.

I wish to become a doctor.