Parsec's Politoed- You tell the woman that she was pretty rude, and that you only wanted to ask if she knew of anybody near by who was either holding some kind of contest or fancied a battle. She leaves her magazine on the desk and stares at you, angrilyat first, but then she calms down.
"Look, boy, this isn't the best day for me," she tells you. "So if you want to buy something, suit yourself; there's plenty to choose from. If all you want is a battle, I'm sure there are lots of trainers out there who will accept a challenge."
All of a sudden, another woman walks through the door. She looks much like the one you've been talking to, except for the serious look on her face. She looks down at the magazine on the desk, then at the other woman, who shrugs at her sight, and then at you.
Then she turns to the other woman again.
"How have things gone?," she asks.
"As usual," the other replies. "When are we getting the new shipment?"
"In a week or so."
"Why so long?"
"Can we discuss that later? A customer's waiting." She turns to you again. "I'm sorry, I had to arrange a few things with one of our providers and she promised to look after the shop in my absence, but she really doesn't know much about the job."
"I know as much as you do," the other, obviously her sister, complains.
"Later. So, how may we help you?"
"He's just looking for an opponent for a pokemon battle, he doesn't want to buy anything!"
The real shopkeeper takes a deep breath, trying to remain calm.
"Please excuse my sister," she tells you. "She's tired after covering for me for the whole morning, so she's going to take a nap now, right?"
She stares at her sister, who immediately gets up and leaves with a "we'll talk later".
"Sorry you had to witness this scene. So, is there anything I can do for you?"
-What will you say now?