If you like hockey even a little, I highly recommend NHL 2002. Newer hockey games are out now, so you can justifiably pick this game up cheap for the hilarious commentary alone. Here are a few examples, I'll add more as I think of them. The broadcasters are Jim Huson and Don Taylor.

Jim: "(Insert goalie name) can handle slapshots like that any day! They say he stops them in his sleep!"
Don: "He needs a better place to sleep."

Don: "I don't need my Spidey-senses to tell me that hit had too much estrogen."
Jim: "Don't you mean testosterone?"
Don: "Meh, whatever."

Don: "Hi folks, Jim asked me to do this welcome back segment on my own because he had to go look for another color guy. Hey, wait a minute..."

Don: "Oh, he hit him like a hockey player! ...I guess that was kind of a bad analogy, huh?" (something like that)

Don: "Never underestimate the power of glove."

Don: "Oh, glove is in the air!"

Don: "Oh, glove is a many-splendored thing!"

Don: "Oh, he's gettin' a little showy with the glove!"

Don: "The glove is so versatile, it catches, it...it catches. Ok, maybe versatile wasn't the right word."

Don: "He really didn't get that much bang for his puck."
Jim: "Don, you've sunk to a new low."
Don: "I have, haven't I?"

Don: "So now they're in front. They're in an ideal position to cough up the lead. Let's see how long it takes 'em."

Don: "Without his blocker, that would've been a really painful arm save."