Greetings. I Mystic_clown (or MC if you like) invite the people of the Pokemasters RPG Forum, to a trip to a fabulous 5 star hotel for the summer.
[Uses magic to teleport himself to hotel]
Sorry, I can’t remember the name. Anyway, I’m also going to hold a big party at the end of the summer, and you’re all invited! I’ve booked the pent house suits for you guys. The pool is on the ground floor as well as a hot tub. There is a beach round the back and a disco floor on the second floor. There’s a restaurant on the third floor and a bar in the basement for all those who are eighteen and over. It will be two people to a room (if you want to be with a particular person, put it on your sign up form, or else I’m making the decisions myself). This RPG is rated MA, so there will be swearing, a small amount of nudity and some violence. But in order to pay for the rooms, some of you (including me) will have to have summer jobs. A lot of crazy stuff will happen while we’re here (eg; breaking into the house that you were painting that you think belongs to two lesbians, sound familiar?). Also, if Bear joins, I’m not going to stop anyone from destroying his car (that’s your choice, not mine). See you there.

Sign up form:
Name: duh (you can put your username in if you like)
Age: also duh
Appearance: I’d appreciate it if you put in what you REALLY look like.
Stuff you brought: triple duh (firearms are not allowed.
Summer Job: optional (note; I’d like at least 6 people doing jobs)
Other: duh, duh and triple duh.

Here’s mine
Name: Ben Kerr, Mystic_clown, Kermit or MC (it’s your choice)
Age: 14
Appearance: has short, black, messy hair and brown eyes. He wears glasses, a white shirt, black pants and a red coat.
Stuff you brought: Beer, video camera, fire crackers, practical jokes.
Summer Job: house painter
Other: n/a