Terrible Events Turn Reality Into Syrup
(Humour, Paradoies and Nonsense galore)
But with a Plot!!!

It's December 31st 2002, 11:55pm and your standing in a vast crowd of people. All round you, are the cries of happiness and excitement as you wait for midnight to strke and a new year to begin. You go to get another Burger, it's your fifth, strange, you've never eaten this many burgers in one night before. You put mustard on the burger. Very strange, you don't even like mustard.

11:59pm, you begin to sing Aud Lang's Eye(?). Then the clock strikes Twelve, it's 2003. You party all night into the early morning. With a headache, a full stomach and bleary eyed you stumble home. You collapse into bed and sleep for the rest of the day.

You wake up January 2nd, at 9:00am. You get out of bed, tidy yourself up and open your curtains to look out on a new year. The sky is a bright green, the grass a strong purple and chickens are running everywhere... WHAT? You rub your eyes, but still the chickens run about. You pinch yourself. No good. You find the heaviest thing in your house and drop it on your foot. It's no use, and now your confused, and in great pain.

You decide to try to find out what's happening. You switch on the radio, but every station you try is churning out the same repetetive tune. You switch on the TV and there's a News Special.

All over the world, strange events have been reported. From the portraits in French Galleries reciting nonsense to Animals performing famous dance routines in America. The number of disturbances is rising every minute, and everything is going insane.

The events are attributed to the strange rock formations in space that were discovered late last night by NASA. These rocks are slowly approaching earth, and will reach our atmosphere in less than a month. So far Scientists have identified seven different shaped and coloured rocks...

Your TV is suddenly cut off and that dreaded tune starts playing through the speakers. You get dressed, gather up some food and go out to try and find your friends, hoping one of them has some idea what's going on. As you step outside your house you stop and realise that your door has been turned into an 8-bit computerised image. You can't get back in. You look around and realise that many things are becoming 8-bit.

As you try to find your firends, you realise that unless this mystery can be solved in time, the enitre world is going to be turned into an 8-bit computer game, where nothing is heard but that dreadful tune over and over and over again. You look up to the sky, determined to stop what ever's happening.

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Rules:

* Parodies, spoofs, jokes, nonsense, etc are required. Parodies and spoofs can be of anything. TV, film, computer, etc.
* The only things i'm not allowing is for this to turn into an anime wannabe rpg. You don't get to be anyting from a tv show, movie or game unless you spoof it.
* The Tetris tune is the best, and anyone who says other wise is wrong.