Pokemon suicide????

[BuKkAKe_BrYaN]

I'm obviously a pokemon fanatic, and I went into a state of depression when my squirtle commited suicide. I lamented his death for many days, until I realized, suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance. All he did was fight and faint, that must have been an obvious cue for him to kill himself. We should all open our eyes to the goodness of suicide. Do your parents make you go to school? Wash the dishes? Keep your room clean? It's obvious what they're hinting at. My making squirtle battle was me telling him to kill himself, and he did it. Be a squirtle, know your time.

[HavoX]

good god NO

[The Muffin Man]

I don't know what's worse.

You registered at a Pokemon board to make fun of us.

Or you registered the name with Bukkake...

[Zak]

Ouch.