Most Awful Forums

**Andrew** · 13th July 2004, 06:27 PM

Ok, basically, inspired/stolen from Something Awful, attached screenshots of the most awful threads on the most awful forums you come across, you know.

Help share the height of stupidity, and laugh at it. Oh, and if its going to be inappropriate material (Nudity, sexually derived stuff), ALWAYS give a bolded warning.

And finally, don't use Image Tags in this thread please.

So, yes, what are some of the most AWFUL forums you can find?

EDIT: And please do not mention the name of the green themed site

**RedStarWarrior** · 13th July 2004, 06:33 PM

I changed the title, Oz. Sorry, but it sounded like you were saying that TPM's forums are awful. Of course, some people might agree with that, but I changed it nonetheless.

**Prodigy** · 13th July 2004, 07:48 PM

Oz, your avatar rocks.

Anyway, Weekend Web covers this pretty effectively, but whatever. I don't have to wander very far for screenshots. Here's one..

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**Andrew** · 13th July 2004, 08:10 PM

Thanks Prodigy. Kill Bill, and custom made too 8)

I found a furry site whinging about how people are scared to be furries now, and a delightful little tidbit ;x

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**Aipom Of Doom** · 13th July 2004, 08:25 PM

hmm, our friends at a certain green-colored set of forums (which I will not name because the webmaster there seems to search for his name a lot) can give us a lot to contribute a lot to this thread

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**Water Pokemon Master** · 13th July 2004, 08:33 PM

LOL, how funny. I wish you could get webhosting for free. I guess only sppecial people do.

**kainashi** · 13th July 2004, 08:45 PM

here's one i found. 8)

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**Razola** · 13th July 2004, 09:24 PM

You can, it's just not much as a paid deal.

**phaedrus** · 13th July 2004, 10:04 PM

i'd have to agree Prodigy on this one.

Sorovis is just being a plain dick. So much that I be firced to pull out the word "ASSHAT!"

So, that "History of the bible" thread is the worst on this forum.

**The Muffin Man** · 13th July 2004, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by strat

i'd have to agree Prodigy on this one.

Sorovis is just being a plain dick. So much that I be firced to pull out the word "ASSHAT!"

So, that "History of the bible" thread is the worst on this forum.

Yep. Prodigy wins. Sorovis is pretending to give us proof by just bombarding us with anything he can do that makes him look right.

**Tainted** · 13th July 2004, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by The Muffin Man

Yep. Prodigy wins. Sorovis is pretending to give us proof by just bombarding us with anything he can do that makes him look right.

But, Muffin Man, you're forgetting the true purpose of Sorovis' evangelizing, the fact that he is right because BIBLE RIGHT!! BIIIBLE RIGHT!! BIBLE ALWAYS RIGHT!! YOU WRONG!! BIBLE RIGHT!!! GWAARRRR!! *ahem* *hopes he doesn't turn this into a religion debate*

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

**The Muffin Man** · 13th July 2004, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Tainted

But, Muffin Man, you're forgetting the true purpose of Sorovis' evangelizing, the fact that he is right because BIBLE RIGHT!! BIIIBLE RIGHT!! BIBLE ALWAYS RIGHT!! YOU WRONG!! BIBLE RIGHT!!! GWAARRRR!! *ahem* *hopes he doesn't turn this into a religion debate*

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

I'm warning the mods and admins now. If this turns into a religious debate, I will plaster every insulting image I can find after quoting the poster.

**Prodigy** · 13th July 2004, 11:02 PM

Next stop, General Discussion's "If Pokemon happened to be real..." topic.

Of course, awful2.png can easily be interchanged with any one of his other 194 posts, but awful3.png and awful4.png are priceless, in much the same way as the goatse man is priceless.

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**phaedrus** · 13th July 2004, 11:11 PM

awful2: epitome of bad.

awful3 + awful4 = comedy option. 'nuff said.

**Animelee** · 13th July 2004, 11:12 PM

PokémonKid is my ten-year-old brother, who made that post when he was nine.

**The Decapitated Mole** · 13th July 2004, 11:14 PM

First: Here's a forum that I tried to post my story on. Little did I know that words like "suck" "hell" and "gay" were on the censor. Once I realized that, and realized that my story didn't make much sense with so many annoying *beep*s [that's the way the censor is on that forum. *BEEP*.] that I started doing things like s*cks, and s***. Well, that admin couldn't have that. My story became the most popular one on the boards. Then I left for a while, and when I came back with new chapters, they were SO offensive that the people they offended couldn't even post in the topic. According to the admin, there were complaints about it, and Hiro was closed. And this time, it was permanant.

Second: A guy made a thread in the Pokémon Fan Universe's equivalent of the Misc. Forum called I despise george w. bush. He gave some reasons, none of which were over the edge or "inappropriate." However, Shining Arcanine, the administrator, told him... well, just look and see. It's pretty horrible.

o_0
jimm

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**Blackjack Gabbiani** · 13th July 2004, 11:43 PM

So if I were to go there and say "While in Hell, Michigan, I sucked down a soda whilst reading up on the Gay Ninties", I'd get bleeped?

Almost makes me want to do that.

**The Muffin Man** · 14th July 2004, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by Animelee

PokémonKid is my ten-year-old brother, who made that post when he was nine.

Excuses nothing.

**The Muffin Man** · 14th July 2004, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by The Decapitated Mole

First: Here's a forum that I tried to post my story on. Little did I know that words like "suck" "hell" and "gay" were on the censor. Once I realized that, and realized that my story didn't make much sense with so many annoying *beep*s [that's the way the censor is on that forum. *BEEP*.] that I started doing things like s*cks, and s***. Well, that admin couldn't have that. My story became the most popular one on the boards. Then I left for a while, and when I came back with new chapters, they were SO offensive that the people they offended couldn't even post in the topic. According to the admin, there were complaints about it, and Hiro was closed. And this time, it was permanant.

Second: A guy made a thread in the Pokémon Fan Universe's equivalent of the Misc. Forum called I despise george w. bush. He gave some reasons, none of which were over the edge or "inappropriate." However, Shining Arcanine, the administrator, told him... well, just look and see. It's pretty horrible.

o_0
jimm

You've had a run-in with Shining Arcanine too? God I hate that kid. Ask Iveechan about him.

**Iveechan** · 14th July 2004, 12:13 AM

Shining Arcanine is a major dickwad. Prepare to laugh at PC's stupidity...

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**Andrew** · 14th July 2004, 12:28 AM

Iveechan, that's hillarious, its stupidity at its best/worst.

Prodigy, your Awful2 pic is also hillarious. Thanks. Adam and Eve related to Pokemon. Good god, its awful.

**The Muffin Man** · 14th July 2004, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by OzAndrew

Iveechan, that's hillarious, its stupidity at its best/worst.

Prodigy, your Awful2 pic is also hillarious. Thanks. Adam and Eve related to Pokemon. Good god, its awful.

You think that's the worst, Andy? That kinda crap happens at PC all the time.

**Andrew** · 14th July 2004, 01:17 AM

Not the worst, but its definately noteworthy. Not to mention entertaining.

TMM, come on, add some instead of just moaning about others!

Both of these are from our friends at the green site

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**Chris** · 14th July 2004, 04:53 AM

This topic is legendary. Thank you so much, Andy. 8)

I've come across a fair number of retarded forums in my time, and unfortunately I've had to fix most of them. That's what I was doing there in the first place. ;/

(Okay, I'm going to break all the standards of hyperlinking in this post, but I don't care...)

Here's a hilarious quote from a "funny chat quotes" thread. My sides are literally splitting!
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_1.gif

And it just gets better!
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_2.gif
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_3.gif
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_4.gif

Be on the lookout, guys: you have to prevent banwidth to stay alive on this Internet.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_5.gif

Lying about your age in real life is bad. Lying about the amount of time you've been going to a web site on the Internet is far, far worse.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_6.gif

If you can make any sense of this post, you're a better person than me.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_7.gif

All that poor, poor bandwidth...
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_8.gif

I don't really think I need to make a comment on this one.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_9.gif

I can't believe this **** goes on for 3,646 pages... Seriously, who reads all that?
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/1638...lforums_10.gif

Nope

http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/1638...lforums_11.gif

Others will almost certainly be posted later.

**Dark Scizor** · 14th July 2004, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by Chris

This topic is legendary. Thank you so much, Andy. 8)

I've come across a fair number of retarded forums in my time, and unfortunately I've had to fix most of them. That's what I was doing there in the first place. ;/

(Okay, I'm going to break all the standards of hyperlinking in this post, but I don't care...)

Here's a hilarious quote from a "funny chat quotes" thread. My sides are literally splitting!
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_1.gif

And it just gets better!
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_2.gif
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_3.gif
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_4.gif

Be on the lookout, guys: you have to prevent banwidth to stay alive on this Internet.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_5.gif

Lying about your age in real life is bad. Lying about the amount of time you've been going to a web site on the Internet is far, far worse.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_6.gif

If you can make any sense of this post, you're a better person than me.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_7.gif

All that poor, poor bandwidth...
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_8.gif

I don't really think I need to make a comment on this one.
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/16387/awfulforums_9.gif

I can't believe this **** goes on for 3,646 pages... Seriously, who reads all that?
http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/1638...lforums_10.gif

Nope

http://www.iphq.net/tpm/uploads/1638...lforums_11.gif

Others will almost certainly be posted later.

All that i can say is LOL

I think someone wanted slaves:
http://img32.exs.cx/img32/4338/awful.gif

**Heald** · 14th July 2004, 08:42 AM

(Spoiler:) Morons. All of them.

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**Kojiro** · 14th July 2004, 09:24 AM

What happens when you get into a discussion about hips on a Video game Charcter, BTW I am one of the people in the picture, can you guess which?

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**The Decapitated Mole** · 14th July 2004, 09:27 AM

I got this little SA quote on the third page of the new version of my story [which has yet to be closed--HaHa!] and.. well... WTF!?!?!

o_0
jimm

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**Kojiro** · 14th July 2004, 10:19 AM

Wait, I just gotta put this one from GameFaqs!

And the sad part is, I don't think he is joking!

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**phaedrus** · 14th July 2004, 04:51 PM

lolroflmao.

just hilarious.

if i can talk to my friend on AIM i'll post one of his spam convos with me here... >:O

**Heald** · 14th July 2004, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by strat

lolroflmao.

just hilarious.

if i can talk to my friend on AIM i'll post one of his spam convos with me here... >:O

Wrong thread.

**en0miz** · 14th July 2004, 05:14 PM

Lmao at all the green board posts. xD Makes me wish I wasn't IP banned so I can view the daily stupidity over there. Well, not really.

And what was with the "lick the person whose cute" thread? And why tf was it over 3000 pages?

**Aipom Of Doom** · 14th July 2004, 05:53 PM

Heh, this comment was directed at me in the "Rate the sig above you" game from the usual green forums =p.

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**Sarcastic Assassin** · 14th July 2004, 06:09 PM

At first, I was going to head over to GameFAQs. I had assumed that the stereotype was true: that all GameFAQers are idiots with an average IQ equal to or less than that of a can of beans. I'm surprised and saddened that this is the best I could come up with. Then again, about five minutes after I started my search, I spotted an advertisement offering "10,000 FREE SMILIES" that I just couldn't refuse.

From the FFX-2 Message board, I call it: "Intellectual Debate". The best part about it is that he posts a staggering initial argument, and then returns, only to "bump" the topic.

Then, I felt the urge to search Google for Something Awful. I knew full well the URL of Something Awful (http://www.somethingawful.com, naturally), but like a mother continually seeks food for its starving and most likely dead child, I typed "something awful" (sans quotes) into Google. I was touched (in a way similar to a catholic priest's fondlings) by what I found.

Possibly the worst imitation of anything I've ever seen, including that horrible re-make of "Planet of the Apes" a few years back.

NOOOOO! It can't be! THEY HAVE FORUMS TOO?

**Chris** · 14th July 2004, 06:27 PM

Nowhere near as busy as the SA forums though. 8)

**Water Pokemon Master** · 14th July 2004, 06:37 PM

Go flame your pillow? o_O

**Wild Female Machoke** · 14th July 2004, 07:41 PM

Man, I cannot believe those things. Either those morons misread the threads or purposely act like complete idiots. X)

I don't have a screenshot of this one, but down at the green forums a former member was shocked to discover that Pokemon was Japanese. She even hollered out harsh comments and racist remarks about it too. It was one of the most idiotic posts I ever seen. If anyone down at the green forums have that screenshot, could you please display it.

If you want to see more idiotic posts check out the complaints forum at Deviant Art. It contains a lot of BS.
http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/

**Aipom Of Doom** · 14th July 2004, 09:47 PM

Another from our green friends x)

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**The Muffin Man** · 14th July 2004, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Assassin

At first, I was going to head over to GameFAQs. I had assumed that the stereotype was true: that all GameFAQers are idiots with an average IQ equal to or less than that of a can of beans. I'm surprised and saddened that this is the best I could come up with. Then again, about five minutes after I started my search, I spotted an advertisement offering "10,000 FREE SMILIES" that I just couldn't refuse.

From the FFX-2 Message board, I call it: "Intellectual Debate". The best part about it is that he posts a staggering initial argument, and then returns, only to "bump" the topic.

Then, I felt the urge to search Google for Something Awful. I knew full well the URL of Something Awful (http://www.somethingawful.com, naturally), but like a mother continually seeks food for its starving and most likely dead child, I typed "something awful" (sans quotes) into Google. I was touched (in a way similar to a catholic priest's fondlings) by what I found.

Possibly the worst imitation of anything I've ever seen, including that horrible re-make of "Planet of the Apes" a few years back.

NOOOOO! It can't be! THEY HAVE FORUMS TOO?

Random info about Cypher - He can read body language too. Meaning if you twitch a certain way before throwing a certain kick, he'll know EXACTLY what that twitch means. Or if you even slightly favor one part of your body he'll know what to go for.

**PancaKe** · 15th July 2004, 02:51 AM

Whats a browser?

LMAO!

theyre so dumb.

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