Quotes from a Nuthouse 2!

[Lady Vulpix]

New version authorized by Aipom of Doom, AntiAsh Superstar, Zak, Kirei and Little_Pikachu in chronological order.

It's been a year, 2 months and 10 days since pokemasterfrank posted the first Nuthouse topic "so the citizens of ummmm can share laughs with the rest of the TPM community." It has evolved a lot since then, gathering quotes not only from ummmm, but from several different chats and IM conversations among TPMers. And the word Nuthouse has even been made into a verb. There have also been some flame wars, of which this version should contain none. It's a known fact that people have different ideas of what humor/humour is (or even how to spell it), but as long as everyone respects each other, we should all have a chance to share what's made us laugh.

Ok, the preamble is over, so... keep the quotes coming!

[RedStarWarrior]

Why did Danny and Ade have to approve it, Gabi?

[Lady Vulpix]

For the same reason as anyone else would. I was asking people for their opinion on whether or not to post a new version and everyone I talked to said yes.

[RedStarWarrior]

I was going to wait until 500 replies to post a new one anyway, but I guess you beat me to it. The picture topics had over 500 replies which is what I based it on.

[Zak]

Lady Vulpix G: The new Quotes from a Nuthouse is getting many replies and no quotes yet!



~Zak

[Lady Vulpix]

John, that was disgusting.

Ok, here's for those who have been saying I laugh at things that aren't funny...
...to prove them right.

Aipom of Doom: so how much memory will your new computer have
Lady Vulpix G: Probably the same as the old one.
Lady Vulpix G: Which is 160 MHz.
Lady Vulpix G: Mb.
Lady Vulpix G: XD
Aipom of Doom: xD
Lady Vulpix G: I'm mixing up units.
Aipom of Doom: yeah
Aipom of Doom: you should get more memory though :/
Lady Vulpix G: The sad thing is we've both laughed at something very few people would laugh at.
Aipom of Doom: yeah

Now, someone please post some funny ones.

[RedStarWarrior]

John, tell tron that that is why you do it with two girls. Then there is no problem.

[kainashi]

John, tell tron that that is why you do it with two girls. Then there is no problem.

that was a year or two ago and now he has a fiance along with a kid, so i don't know if there's a use telling him.

@gabi: well sorry, i'll find some more up to par.

[RedStarWarrior]

Perhaps his fiancé is open to such things...lol...

[Lady Vulpix]

Aipom of Doom: sppers don'tknow much about physics
Aipom of Doom: "its speed accelerated 550 times"
CferralX: Danny, give it up with the spp talk
CferralX: i dont care any more
Lady Vulpix G: Well, it could have accelerated just a little in 550 occasions.
kainashi86: spp this, spp that :-(
CferralX: see..you made John cry
Aipom of Doom: :-(
fumidasukoto has entered the room.
Lady Vulpix G: Hi, Tina!
Aipom of Doom: fine I'll go get people to hack all of the supermod accounts there again
kainashi86: and you made tina join
Aipom of Doom: and some of the admin accounts
kainashi86: i will cry some more :-(
Aipom of Doom: :-(
Aipom of Doom: OUT, TINA
Aipom of Doom: you made john cry

[Aipom Of Doom]

(15:07:58) fumidasukoto: i have not raped the following: WPM, TMM, Lugia007
(15:08:08) Aipom of Doom: you've raped everyone else? o_o
(15:08:13) fumidasukoto: i think

:x

[Lady Vulpix]

O_O @ Danny.

Some new quotes here.

Lady Vulpix G: Someone's just asked me if there are movie theaters in Argentina.
Kuro Denryuu: XD I'm sure there are absolutely none anywhere in Argentina =P
Lady Vulpix G: Of course, we still live in caves. :-P
Lady Vulpix G: And type on stone computers.
Kuro Denryuu: What's the computers power supply? xD
Lady Vulpix G: A dinosaur running on a big wheel.
Kuro Denryuu: Like a hamster wheel?
Lady Vulpix G: Yes, only much bigger.
Kuro Denryuu: Well I hardly thought it'd be a hamster sized dinosaur XD
Lady Vulpix G: How would we get enough power from that?
Kuro Denryuu: Exactly. You wouldn't!
Lady Vulpix G: Nuthouse?
Kuro Denryuu: If you like xD

[fat man with a monkey]

CityMercOneUbC: DOOM THIS DIKK
The randoms get dumber and dumber. Eventually they'll give me a run for my money.

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

I always put warnings at the begging of this stuff, but it's only the last one, really. Just try not to let it warp you too much--Scorpz and DementedFool are both male, and they're both insane.

<Tira> o_O
<Tira> WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Tira> Fight it.
<pjoink> how?
<Tira> With your teeth.
<pjoink> lol
<pjoink> that could hurt
<Tira> That's a possibility.
<Tira> BUT
<Tira> If you have dentures..
<Tira> o_O
<Tira> I lost the point of my story.
<pjoink> woohoo!

<Youko> hmm... -thinks-
<Obsidian_Sun> Thinking hurts
<Youko> then dont think. the world is too big for soemthign so little to be wonderign around.
<Youko>
<Obsidian_Sun> I think that phrase goes to "Don't let your mind wander", not think, but it works
<Obsidian_Sun> Although I thought
<Obsidian_Sun> And that may have been bad
<Obsidian_Sun> But to find that out, I'd have to think
<Mortifera> just stop while you're ahead
<Obsidian_Sun> I'm ahead?
<Youko> true.
<Youko> are you?
<Obsidian_Sun> You tell me, mistress
<Youko> but i asked you.
<Obsidian_Sun> Well then my answer is whether or not I am ahead shall be determined by the mistress, and if it is left up to me to determine than I am neither ahead nor behind
<Youko> and let it stay like that.
<Youko> dont confuse yourself dear.then again, you may do so if you wish
<Youko> ._.

<Mortifera> that wouldn't have accomplished anything. aparently the only way to keep from getting picked on is to remain undaunted, use high language, don't get on the defensive, and don't make "silly" faces
<Mortifera> like >>; and ._. and such.
<Obsidian_Sun> Hm...
<Obsidian_Sun> So become unlike you..?
<Mortifera> HEY!
<Mortifera> - -;
<Obsidian_Sun> lol
<Mortifera> i RESENT that!
<Obsidian_Sun> Sowwy
* Mortifera smacks

<KitFox> What are they FEEDING that thing?! BEANS?!
<Obsidian_Sun> Little Christian children

<Ashe> [autogreet\Lucien] [Nocturne]: Please do not think of me as a homosexual or anything but Matt, and Josh. You two are my best friends, so I think I can tell you. Last night, I wore my friend's clothing. However, that friend was (and is) a girl. A skirt, my friend. A skirt, and I enjoyed it.

<Scorpz> DF
<Scorpz> My sexy baby boy
<Scorpz>
<Elarion> o.o;
<Elarion> Please never say that again, Scorpie.
<DementedFool> =/ Scorpie, What the **** have you done now?
<Scorpz>
<DementedFool> Hm!?
<Scorpz> I had your baby
<DementedFool> ..
* DementedFool slaps Scorpz.
<DementedFool> What the hell did I say?
<DementedFool> Get a ****in' abortion.
<DementedFool> But noo...
<Scorpz> x_x
<DementedFool> Now, I have to get those little ****s a job in child labor--DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ****ING IS!?
<DementedFool> Hm!?
<DementedFool> I should kill you for this..But, I'm a nice guy.
<Scorpz>
<Scorpz> ;_;
<DementedFool> If we have a girl, we can sell her into a child prostitution ring down in Korea.
<DementedFool> =/
<Scorpz> Well, we do have one =\
<Isobel> hey Guys make great whores.
<DementedFool> Isobel, Not alot of men want male prostitutes.
<Artificial> LOL.
<DementedFool> >=/ We need the ****in' money, Scorpie.
<DementedFool> How the **** are we going to support these abominations, hm!?
<Scorpz> Uhhhm
<Scorpz> We could lock them in the closet
<DementedFool> ..
* DementedFool bitchslaps Scorpie up-side his head.
<DementedFool> How the **** do we benefit from that?
<Scorpz> x_X
<DementedFool> Hm!?
<Scorpz> Sex toys
<DementedFool> Why the **** did I **** you in the first place. >=/
<Scorpz> >=\

[Zak]

(15:07:58) fumidasukoto: i have not raped the following: WPM, TMM, Lugia007
(15:08:08) Aipom of Doom: you've raped everyone else? o_o
(15:08:13) fumidasukoto: i think

:x

I know she hasn't done me. ^_^


~Zak

[Lady Vulpix]

Maybe she did while you were sleeping. ¬_¬

CferralX: wow, the crew's all here
Lady Vulpix G: If the crew means us, then yes. :-D
ManachuBoy: Usage of the word 'crew'... does not compute... @.@
CferralX: posse
CferralX: gang
CferralX: home slices
CferralX: homies
ManachuBoy: OMFG, let's please stick with 'crew'! :O

CferralX: i am not saying any more ghetto slang
Lady Vulpix G: What about the bunch?
ManachuBoy: Thank you. It scares me. :-(
CferralX: American slang from the city scares me too
CferralX: some of it
CferralX: I've heard it all
CferralX: Gabi I just hope you don't come in here saying "Yo yo! Sup biatches? I just be chillin' on da hi fi an' kickin' it wit mah girlies!"
CferralX: My friend Beth does that sometimes
Lady Vulpix G: I don't think I'd say that if I tried. x_x
Tidus0770: lol
CferralX: lol good
ManachuBoy: "Yo yo! Sup biatches? I just be chillin' on da hi fi an' kickin' it wit mah girlies!" Is there a website available that can translate this, by any chance? @.@

[Zak]

Okay, this isn't from ummmm, it's from an IM. But I kinda thought it was worthy, seeing as people post IMs here too:


Aipom of Doom: ok
Y o Y o 2 3 8: ok
Y o Y o 2 3 8: so there's a rope over a fence, with the same length on each side
Aipom of Doom: ok...
Y o Y o 2 3 8: and it weighs 1/3 pound per foot
Y o Y o 2 3 8: on one side is a monkey holding a banana
Y o Y o 2 3 8: and on the other side there's a weight that balances with it
Aipom of Doom: o_o
Y o Y o 2 3 8: now:
Y o Y o 2 3 8: the banana weighs 2 ounces per inch
Aipom of Doom: ok...
Y o Y o 2 3 8: the rope's length in feet = the monkey's age in years
Aipom of Doom: o_O
Y o Y o 2 3 8: the weight of the monkey in ounces = the age of the monkey's mother
Aipom of Doom: that's a really small monkey
Aipom of Doom: or it has a really old mom
Y o Y o 2 3 8: the monkey's age and the monkey's mother's age total 30 years
Aipom of Doom: that's a small monkey
Y o Y o 2 3 8: now pay attention:
Aipom of Doom: ok
Y o Y o 2 3 8: 1/2 the weight of the monkey, plus the weight of the banana = 1/4 as much as the weight's weight and the rope's weight combined
Aipom of Doom: okay?
Aipom of Doom: so?
Aipom of Doom: why does this puzzle take 6 minues to set up
Y o Y o 2 3 8: the monkey's mother is 1/2 as old as the monkey will be when it's 3 times as old as it's mother was when she was 1/2 as old as the monkey will be when it is as old as its mother will be when she is 4 times as old as the monkey was when it was twice as old as its mother was she she was 1/3 as old as the monkey was when it was as old as its mother was when she was 3 times as old as the monkey was when is was 1/4 as old as it is now.
Y o Y o 2 3 8: you follow?
Aipom of Doom: wtf
Aipom of Doom: I guess
Y o Y o 2 3 8: now the question:
Y o Y o 2 3 8: how old is the banana?
Y o Y o 2 3 8: *long
Y o Y o 2 3 8: XD
Y o Y o 2 3 8: sorry
Aipom of Doom: I see
Y o Y o 2 3 8: I meant how long
Aipom of Doom: why does the length of the banana matter
Y o Y o 2 3 8: because that's what the puzzle is asking
Aipom of Doom: oh
Aipom of Doom: I say it's 0 inches because the monkey ate it in the itme it took you to tell me all of that


I'm posting this as he tries to figure it out...

~Zak

[Water Pokemon Master]

x_X

Ok, now that is just a weird math problem...

EDIT: Oh yeah, and the answer is 5.75 inches.

[Aipom Of Doom]

x_X

Ok, now that is just a weird math problem...

EDIT: Oh yeah, and the answer is 5.75 inches.

Cheater >:O.

[Water Pokemon Master]

He didn't say you couldn't use an Alakazam to solve the problem.

[Aipom Of Doom]

He didn't say you couldn't use an Alakazam to solve the problem.

Using an alakazam would be a waste of resources. Even a slowpoke could type that into google and find the answer like your 'alakazam' did.

[Water Pokemon Master]

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

"Lies! Lies and slander!"

[Craig]

Here, I have found a funny quote.

WPM: He didn't say you couldn't use an Alakazam to solve the problem.

pure hillarity and no we're not laughing with you wpm, we're laughing at you

[abunaidesu]

He didn't say you couldn't use an Alakazam to solve the problem.

imaginary friends are soooooo elementary school

[Katie]

imaginary friends are soooooo elementary school

you forget that he's 11 8)

how come when I suggested a new nuthouse thread when it turned a year old everyone was all OMG NO R U CRAY-Z??

~Katie

[abunaidesu]

(15:07:58) fumidasukoto: i have not raped the following: WPM, TMM, Lugia007
(15:08:08) Aipom of Doom: you've raped everyone else? o_o
(15:08:13) fumidasukoto: i think

:x

omg lmao, thats the funniest thing ive read ALL WEEK! XD

[phaedrus]

Sure, this is from the other thread, the Awful Forums one, but I think TPM qualifies as a nuthouse.

LOL, that train accident one is hilarious. Who would be so gullible and stupid to believe that?

Only your ****ing Alakazam could know. You would be all "Oh nos Celebi/Serebii got hurt send in the Blisseys."



Face it, WPM, we know you believed it.

[Aipom Of Doom]

(02:09:51) PokeBeachWebsite: hentai sounds like Entei

I think wpm needs to not relate everything to Pokemon :/

[Crystal Mew]

PokeBeachWebsite has entered the room.
HTssecretAIM: *them
CraigTPM: so how about that music
CraigTPM: ..yep
HTssecretAIM: so about Koala Yummies...
CraigTPM: **** koala yummies
PokeBeachWebsite has left the room.
HTssecretAIM: :-(
Merenwen581: ok back to pokemon
HTssecretAIM: right
Merenwen581: lol
CraigTPM: 8-)
PokeBeachWebsite has entered the room.
PokeBeachWebsite: >
PokeBeachWebsite has left the room.
HTssecretAIM: but I like them :-( they were chocolate-filler
Merenwen581: lol
CraigTPM: lolollllllllllll
CraigTPM: wpm is getting angry
Merenwen581: :-)
HTssecretAIM: this is fun
The OzAndy: Stop talkign pokemon whenever he comes in
Merenwen581: o I have something to ask him
The OzAndy: Say "Sry WPM is here. Stop Pokemon"
Merenwen581: 'what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away'
HTssecretAIM: that's no fun if you say it...
The OzAndy: Molesting his pikachu plushie
The OzAndy: lol
The OzAndy: No you say it
CraigTPM: LOL ANDY
Merenwen581: did he really?
Merenwen581: lol
The OzAndy: It'll make him REALLY pissed off
PokeBeachWebsite has entered the room.
The OzAndy: I think he did
CraigTPM: LMAO
The OzAndy: Sry WPM is here
HTssecretAIM: how dare he
The OzAndy: Stop talking pokemon
Merenwen581: wpm
CraigTPM: everyone stop talking about pikachu omg
Merenwen581: what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away?
CraigTPM: i like my theory
PokeBeachWebsite: Anyone seen the new FR/LG commercial?
The OzAndy: Did you pee int he holy water?
HTssecretAIM: what's holy water made of?
Merenwen581: I've heard it, wpm
CraigTPM: ...water
PokeBeachWebsite: Why do they use the TR motto? That is so stupid.
Merenwen581: 'prepare for trouble..make it double' and I'm sitting here thinking 'wtf is that from'
The OzAndy: Water and Christ's pee.
PokeBeachWebsite: lol
Merenwen581: what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away'
HTssecretAIM: what's "holy" about it?
CraigTPM: holy water is water & crushed bits of former popes
CraigTPM: its blessed you idiot
HTssecretAIM: oh...
PokeBeachWebsite: o_O
HTssecretAIM: I'm not of that religion
Merenwen581: what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away?
Merenwen581: answer me
Merenwen581: plz
Merenwen581: christian to christian
CraigTPM: lmao
PokeBeachWebsite: None of you would believe it
CraigTPM: this is like church..
The OzAndy: We all know what you did WPM - "Oh Pikachu... PIKACHU!!! *Humping sounds here*"
Merenwen581: I can help you in your spirtual walk with God!
CraigTPM: oh, I would
PokeBeachWebsite: So why should I even try to talk
Merenwen581: seriously
CraigTPM: we'd believe anything here probably
HTssecretAIM: shhh... don't say the P-word Oz...
PokeBeachWebsite: Naah, I dont want to talk about it
CraigTPM: yes, you do
The OzAndy: Sry
The OzAndy: We'll talk Pokemon with you WPM
The OzAndy: If you tell us
PokeBeachWebsite: No
CraigTPM: well
PokeBeachWebsite: Its none of your buisness
CraigTPM: was it sexual
CraigTPM:
The OzAndy: And we won't speak a word of it to anyone
PokeBeachWebsite: No
HTssecretAIM: let's play 20 question!
CraigTPM: didn't involve ball thingies
CraigTPM: what could it be
The OzAndy: Did it involve experimenting with your little brother
HTssecretAIM: did it involve the P-word?
CraigTPM: pistachio?
PokeBeachWebsite: P word?
Merenwen581: pee pee?
The OzAndy: Pinnochio?
CraigTPM: ****
Merenwen581: that starts with a C you dolt
Merenwen581: >
PokeBeachWebsite: Pokemon?
CraigTPM: its a synonym
The OzAndy: Yes, did it involve PokemoN?
The OzAndy: I want to know
PokeBeachWebsite: No
The OzAndy: oh
The OzAndy: Porn?
PokeBeachWebsite: No
The OzAndy: Penis?
CraigTPM: when red/blue came out, when my mom asked wal-mart if they had it on the phone..she called it "pokemoe" :-)
PokeBeachWebsite: IT WASNT ANYTHING DIRTY SO STOP ASKING!
CraigTPM: it was the shining moment of anything
HTssecretAIM: pumping?
Merenwen581: looool
The OzAndy: pikachu plushie?
Merenwen581: pokemoe
CraigTPM: LOL
CraigTPM: WPM
CraigTPM: when they said you couldn't have your laptop on the cruise
The OzAndy: Well if it was unchristian it HAS to be durty
CraigTPM: did you go crazy and start a big argument
The OzAndy: *Dirty
CraigTPM: and got really mad so they let you tak eit
Merenwen581: my grandma was like 'do you have any of thes polka mon games?'
CraigTPM: but then grounded you from it after?
HTssecretAIM: Maybe he cussed!
PokeBeachWebsite: No, my mom decided to let me take it
PokeBeachWebsite: I didnt really use it anyways
The OzAndy: Ht, don't speak so rashly!
CraigTPM: were you grounded for talking to the foreign stranger in porta vallarta?
Merenwen581: did you say butt at the dinner table
PokeBeachWebsite: lol
HTssecretAIM: that's a yes
Merenwen581: =-O
PokeBeachWebsite: No, but I did say at the dining room table if someone pooped in their pants
The OzAndy: Notice he didn't reply to "Pokemon Plushie"
The OzAndy: So I think its a yes to Plushie Pikachu
HTssecretAIM: =-O
PokeBeachWebsite: No
CraigTPM: :-o!
CraigTPM: '
The OzAndy: WE HAVE THE TRUTH
CraigTPM: the truth used to be out there..
Merenwen581: so you got grounded for pooping in your pants ?_?
CraigTPM: but now its here!
HTssecretAIM: One Truth prevails! (TM)
PokeBeachWebsite: Case Closed
CraigTPM: wpm got grounded for ****ting his pants...wow
Merenwen581: and that was un christian how
PokeBeachWebsite: o_O
The OzAndy: He tried to eat it?
PokeBeachWebsite: Where did you get the idea I pooped in my pants?
HTssecretAIM: Christans don't poop their pants -_-
Merenwen581: he... THREW IT AT HIS MOM!?
HTssecretAIM: 0_0;
PokeBeachWebsite: Thats disgusting
PokeBeachWebsite: Hmm
PokeBeachWebsite: *adds to list*
HTssecretAIM: who?
The OzAndy: Lol, he ads it to his "To Do" list
HTssecretAIM: I see...
The OzAndy: "Throw poop from pants at mum"
PokeBeachWebsite: No, its:
The OzAndy: He's still waiting for an egg from Pikachu Plushie
HTssecretAIM: XD
PokeBeachWebsite: 1. Poop out two huge logs.
HTssecretAIM: I knew it!
CraigTPM: two?
PokeBeachWebsite: 2. Put on gloves.
Merenwen581: ew
CraigTPM: you freak.
Merenwen581: UN CHRISTIAN
PokeBeachWebsite: 3. Mush one up into a ball
PokeBeachWebsite: 4. Add to cookie dough.
CraigTPM: ...
Merenwen581: ...
The OzAndy: Someone has to post this.
HTssecretAIM: oh boy... here it comes...
PokeBeachWebsite: 5. Trick family into eating it.
CraigTPM: nuthouse..
Merenwen581: ew
The OzAndy: So that's the bad thing you did to your family?!
PokeBeachWebsite: No
PokeBeachWebsite: It didnt involve poop
CraigTPM: turd cookies..
The OzAndy: I THINK WE FOUND THE TRUTH


... and at the same time

[Water Pokemon Master]

6. Serve the *chocolate* cookies to family and enjoy.

[Tash]

Prepare for a long one (I couldn't condence it without losing a lot)

PokeBeachWebsite has entered the room.
HTssecretAIM: so about Koala Yummies...
CraigTPM: **** koala yummies
PokeBeachWebsite has left the room.
HTssecretAIM: :-(
Merenwen581: ok back to pokemon
HTssecretAIM: right
Merenwen581: lol
PokeBeachWebsite has entered the room.
PokeBeachWebsite: >
PokeBeachWebsite has left the room.
CraigTPM: lolollllllllllll
CraigTPM: wpm is getting angry
Merenwen581: :-)
HTssecretAIM: this is fun
The OzAndy: Stop talkign pokemon whenever he comes in
Merenwen581: o I have something to ask him
The OzAndy: Say "Sry WPM is here. Stop Pokemon"
Merenwen581: 'what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away'
HTssecretAIM: that's no fun if you say it...
The OzAndy: Molesting his pikachu plushie
CraigTPM: LOL ANDY
Merenwen581: did he really?
Merenwen581: lol
The OzAndy: It'll make him REALLY pissed off
PokeBeachWebsite has entered the room.
The OzAndy: I think he did
CraigTPM: LMAO
The OzAndy: Sry WPM is here
The OzAndy: Stop talking pokemon
Merenwen581: wpm
CraigTPM: everyone stop talking about pikachu omg
Merenwen581: what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away?
PokeBeachWebsite: Anyone seen the new FR/LG commercial?
The OzAndy: Did you pee int he holy water?
HTssecretAIM: what's holy water made of?
Merenwen581: I've heard it, wpm
CraigTPM: ...water
PokeBeachWebsite: Why do they use the TR motto? That is so stupid.
Merenwen581: 'prepare for trouble..make it double' and I'm sitting here thinking 'wtf is that from'
The OzAndy: Water and Christ's pee.
PokeBeachWebsite: lol
Merenwen581: what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away'
HTssecretAIM: what's "holy" about it?
CraigTPM: holy water is water & crushed bits of former popes
CraigTPM: its blessed you idiot
HTssecretAIM: oh...
PokeBeachWebsite: o_O
HTssecretAIM: I'm not of that religion
Merenwen581: what was the unchristian thing you did to get your lap top taken away?
Merenwen581: answer me
Merenwen581: plz
Merenwen581: christian to christian
PokeBeachWebsite: None of you would believe it
The OzAndy: We all know what you did WPM - "Oh Pikachu... PIKACHU!!! *Humping sounds here*"
Merenwen581: I can help you in your spirtual walk with God!
PokeBeachWebsite: So why should I even try to talk
CraigTPM: we'd believe anything here probably
HTssecretAIM: shhh... don't say the P-word Oz...
PokeBeachWebsite: Naah, I dont want to talk about it
CraigTPM: yes, you do
The OzAndy: Sry
The OzAndy: We'll talk Pokemon with you WPM
The OzAndy: If you tell us
PokeBeachWebsite: No
PokeBeachWebsite: Its none of your buisness
CraigTPM: was it sexual
CraigTPM:
The OzAndy: And we won't speak a word of it to anyone
PokeBeachWebsite: No
HTssecretAIM: let's play 20 questions!
CraigTPM: didn't involve ball thingies
The OzAndy: Did it involve experimenting with your little brother

Continued:

[Tash]

Part 2: THE P WORD!

HTssecretAIM: did it involve the P-word?
CraigTPM: pistachio?
PokeBeachWebsite: P word?
Merenwen581: pee pee?
The OzAndy: Pinnochio?
CraigTPM: ****
Merenwen581: that starts with a C you dolt
Merenwen581: >
PokeBeachWebsite: Pokemon?
CraigTPM: its a synonym
The OzAndy: Yes, did it involve PokemoN?
The OzAndy: I want to know
PokeBeachWebsite: No
The OzAndy: oh
The OzAndy: Porn?
PokeBeachWebsite: No
The OzAndy: Penis?
PokeBeachWebsite: IT WASNT ANYTHING DIRTY SO STOP ASKING!HTssecretAIM: pumping?
The OzAndy: pikachu plushie?
CraigTPM: when they said you couldn't have your laptop on the cruise
The OzAndy: Well if it was unchristian it HAS to be dirty
CraigTPM: did you go crazy and start a big argument
CraigTPM: and got really mad so they let you take it
CraigTPM: but then grounded you from it after?
HTssecretAIM: Maybe he cussed!
PokeBeachWebsite: No, my mom decided to let me take it
PokeBeachWebsite: I didnt really use it anyways
The OzAndy: Ht, don't speak so rashly!
CraigTPM: were you grounded for talking to the foreign stranger in porta vallarta?
Merenwen581: did you say butt at the dinner table
PokeBeachWebsite: lol
HTssecretAIM: that's a yes
Merenwen581: =-O
PokeBeachWebsite: No, but I did say at the dining room table if someone pooped in their pants
The OzAndy: Notice he didn't reply to "Pokemon Plushie"
The OzAndy: So I think its a yes to Plushie Pikachu
HTssecretAIM: =-O
PokeBeachWebsite: No
CraigTPM: :-o!
CraigTPM: '
The OzAndy: WE HAVE THE TRUTH
CraigTPM: the truth used to be out there..
HTssecretAIM: One Truth prevails! (TM)
PokeBeachWebsite: Case Closed
CraigTPM: wpm got grounded for ****ting his pants...wow
Merenwen581: and that was un christian how
The OzAndy: He tried to eat it?
PokeBeachWebsite: Where did you get the idea I pooped in my pants?
HTssecretAIM: Christans don't poop their pants -_-
Merenwen581: he... THREW IT AT HIS MOM!?
HTssecretAIM: 0_0;
PokeBeachWebsite: Thats disgusting
PokeBeachWebsite: Hmm
PokeBeachWebsite: *adds to list*
HTssecretAIM: who?
The OzAndy: Lol, he ads it to his "To Do" list
HTssecretAIM: I see...
The OzAndy: "Throw poop from pants at mum"
PokeBeachWebsite: No, its:
The OzAndy: He's still waiting for an egg from Pikachu Plushie
HTssecretAIM: XD
PokeBeachWebsite: 1. Poop out two huge logs.
HTssecretAIM: I knew it!
CraigTPM: two?
PokeBeachWebsite: 2. Put on gloves.
Merenwen581: ew
CraigTPM: you freak.
Merenwen581: UN CHRISTIAN
PokeBeachWebsite: 3. Mush one up into a ball
PokeBeachWebsite: 4. Add to cookie dough.
CraigTPM: ...
Merenwen581: ...
The OzAndy: Someone has to post this.
HTssecretAIM: oh boy... here it comes...
PokeBeachWebsite: 5. Trick family into eating it.
CraigTPM: nuthouse..
Merenwen581: ew
The OzAndy: So that's the bad thing you did to your family?!
PokeBeachWebsite: No
PokeBeachWebsite: It didnt involve poop
CraigTPM: turd cookies..
The OzAndy: I THINK WE FOUND THE TRUTH
HTssecretAIM: Someone! SAVE THIS CONVERSATION!!
Merenwen581: but now you will since they took your laptop, is that it
Merenwen581: rofl craig
CraigTPM: WPM why not just tell us
CraigTPM: seriously
The OzAndy: I know if my kid made me eat his crap, I'd totally kick his ass out
CraigTPM: is it really more embarassing than being walked in on while humping a pikachu doll?
Merenwen581: I'll say something "unchristian" that I did if you do!
CraigTPM: :O
PokeBeachWebsite: Im not telling, so dont bother
CraigTPM: I did something unchristian today
CraigTPM: ...I wasn't a christian!!lolz
Merenwen581: I was about to say
HTssecretAIM: =-O
HTssecretAIM: Blaphsmy!!
The OzAndy: I'm glad I renounced Jeebus and praise Stant!
Merenwen581: 'don't you have to be a christian before you can be un christian ?_?'
CraigTPM: stant?
CraigTPM: lmao
CraigTPM: i am a satantic atheist >!!
PokeBeachWebsite: Speaking of poop...
PokeBeachWebsite: BRB
Merenwen581: you nasty

[Water Pokemon Master]

6. Serve *chocolate* cookies to family and enjoy.

:badsmile:

[Crystal Mew]

ew wpm, you are disgusting

[abunaidesu]

<xone> Green Card Is Ultimate Prize on Hispanic TV Show (Reuters)
<nick> rofl
<nick> rofl
<nick> lolol
<xone> freshmex dont you need a green card?

this was pretty good

[Lady Vulpix]

Lady Vulpix G: Is anyone still here?
NinjaPNT510: No
CferralX: what's new?
Lady Vulpix G: My new computer works, but my printer doesn't. O_o
CferralX: ahh not speaking to each other?
Lady Vulpix G: My printer? No, it's too busy talking to itself.
Lady Vulpix G: Whenever it's turned on it starts making short periodical sounds and doesn't stop until it's turned off.
CferralX: sounds like my dog

[Jay]

i have a question but why was my post removed here on 08-07-2004, at 01:59 PM

it was exactly the same post as katie's (and posted at the same time), and my edit was very obviously being sarcastic. so can i ask why it was removed and why katie's wasn't?

[kainashi]

Lady Vulpix G: Is anyone still here?
NinjaPNT510: No
CferralX: what's new?
Lady Vulpix G: My new computer works, but my printer doesn't. O_o
CferralX: ahh not speaking to each other?
Lady Vulpix G: My printer? No, it's too busy talking to itself.
Lady Vulpix G: Whenever it's turned on it starts making short periodical sounds and doesn't stop until it's turned off.
CferralX: sounds like my dog

gabi, that's disgusting.

[RedStarWarrior]

i have a question but why was my post removed here on 08-07-2004, at 01:59 PM

it was exactly the same post as katie's (and posted at the same time), and my edit was very obviously being sarcastic. so can i ask why it was removed and why katie's wasn't?

*shrugs* I didn't do it Jay and I don't see the deleted post. Let me get back to you on it.

[Jay]

it wasn't katie's latest post, it was the one where she said WPM is only 11.

i just want to know what happened to my post since i don't think it should have been deleted.