Round 15! Pre-Round Stats
Banned Moves: None
DQ: 1 Week
Pokémon: XXO vs. XXO
Abilities: Active
Theme: Riot

Steak (Miltank, ♀, Team chaos redefined)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 68
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 25
Ability: Thick Fat
Status: I'm too busy being Delicious!
Tormented
Thunderwave~Attract~Relax (Sub: Thunderbolt)
Steak Substitute
HP:
[
I ]
1

Sterling (Skarmory, ♂, Team Metalix's Girl)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 63
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 86
Ability: Sturdy
Status: Ow! The hell?!
Taunt~Payback~Payback
The Arena
Dark corridor, with flashing lights, some odd organic slime covering some of the surfaces.
Ready! FIGHT!
Uuuhg... where are we now. The group's disoriented, since this is such a trip from the last place. It's scary spooky, and the occasional buzzing of wires snapping and frizzing is never a good thing.

Before the group can continue the battle, there's sharp sounds and hissing coming from one end of the corridor. The Ref holds up a flashlight (don't ask where he got it) and the hallway seems to be swarmed with....

“ALIENS! OMFGDHSOEKK@#%$@%^#$!!! FACEHUGGERS!!! GAAAAAAHHHHH$^#%%@@%&!!!”
While the Ref seems to lose it, and the transporter playing on his fears of zombies and Facehugger impregnation, the battle continues!
Sterling, in the stress, spits out a compilation of insults akin to “your mother had Mad Cow” which doesn't sit with Steak too well (-3 E @ Sterling/Taunted → 4 Actions). This ticks off the cow, which crackles with energy, lighting up the hallway and hitting Sterling pretty good (-7 E @ Steak/-12 H @ Sterling).
Sterling is on the offensive, so it seems, as he slams into the substitute ready for some payback (-5 E @ Sterling/-1 H @ Steak Substitute, Broken) and the sub breaks down into energized panties. Steak tries to crackle with electricity again, but ends up pulling a muscle on himself and flailing around (-15 E @ Steak, -5 H @ Steak (RECOIL)/-10 H @ Sterling).
Steak, over his distress crackles with energy, fires off another bolt of electricity at Sterling (-3 E @ Steak, -2 H @ Steak (Energy Substitute)/-11 H @ Sterling). Still buzzing with energy, Sterling takes the opportunity to dish out some of her own pain (-12 E @ Sterling/-12 H @ Steak).
The battle continues, and Steak's attacks seem to be taking their toll on both the cow and the metal bird, but can Sterling step up the pain in the final stretch?
As the Xenomorphs close in, and the Ref desperately fights off a Facehugger, the transporter zaps back to life as everyone's bathed in the white light once again. Will they return home, or be forever lost in Time and Space?
(-2 H @ Steak (Sandstorm))
Round 15! Post-Round Stats

Steak (Miltank, ♀, Team chaos redefined)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 47
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 0
Ability: Thick Fat
Status: I may be delicious but I don't want to be Facehugged! D:
Tormented
Taunted → 1 Action

Sterling (Skarmory, ♂, Team Metalix's Girl)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 30
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 66
Ability: Sturdy
Status: How the hell do we end UP in these places?!
Sandstorm Count-Down:
[ IIIII ]
Ref Notes: Damage Cap = 40. At 0 E, Pokémon will use 1 H for 2 E. Taunt does work even against a Substitute. Struggle is being reffed a little bit differently than the Attack Dex suggests, mainly because I was stoopid and didn't check the Movelist for the struggle ability.
chaos redefined Attacks first.
Metalix's Girl Attacks second