BTPoke's Blissful Tempora Pizzeria

[DarkestLight]

Sexy ass ditto. Looking all sorts of gelatinous.

[Perfect Chaos]

BW2 Movesets, GO GO GO!

[Ash0011]

they legal now?

[Rossymore]

Not if you're European, but they will be on Friday. Gah, why is the localization so long this time around? We've gone from -2 to +5.

[Perfect Chaos]

They are if you live in good ol' America, like most of us do. You can go sit in the corner with Ay, Rossy

[Oslo]

Not if you're European, but they will be on Friday. Gah, why is the localization so long this time around? We've gone from -2 to +5.

If you need something to help you pass the time, you could always post the next round of my Gym battle with Chaos.

[DarkestLight]

Sorry for not posting that yesterday, but BW2 ARE A GOOOOOO "Goes back to playing now..."

[Cynder]

THE WORLD IS CRUEL I CAN'T WAIT FOR FRIDAY! I NEED BLACK 2 D:

EDIT: PeTA made this to celebrate the release...? I have no idea.

[BTPoke]

^ Is it bad if that game is actually mildly entertaining to me? O-o

[Blademaster]

Oh boy! I haven't played a PETA 'game' since that Mario 3D Land Tanooki bullshit! Let's see what they've cobbled together this time!

EDIT: I tried using Group Hug on Cheren five times and he just smacked me with scissors and a baseball bat every time. I take offense at this blatant disregard for the depth and influence of Cheren as a stern yet compassionate bastion of characterization.

[Cynder]

It's strange how much damage Ghetsis took from my Protests... And apparently he's weak to grass? xD

PeTA are a bunch of hypocrits, though. If they'd bothered to actually research into Pokemon a little more that they had they'd've found that the game is oozing friendly morals and shit. At least Pokemon Trainers don't kill 96% of the Pokemon they capture >.>

[BTPoke]

It's strange how much damage Ghetsis took from my Protests... And apparently he's weak to grass? xD

PeTA are a bunch of hypocrits, though. If they'd bothered to actually research into Pokemon a little more that they had they'd've found that the game is oozing friendly morals and shit. At least Pokemon Trainers don't kill 96% of the Pokemon they capture >.>

*is tempted to mention nuzlocke challenges*

[DarkestLight]

*is tempted to mention nuzlocke challenges*

*is tempted to say "No blood on the field..."*

[Ayeun]

I opened that PeTA page, looked at it, then opened the game... And then I left my computer to throw up. That is disgusting, and in no way shape OR form what the games are about. I hope that Gamefreak sues them for infringement.

[RaZoR LeAf]

We should have a Nuzlocke Tourney. If you lose, then your pokemon gets put in a pasture and you can't have it back.

[Cynder]

I'm staying miles away from any nuzlocke tournament >.> I have such awful luck with them!

[Oslo]

We should have a Nuzlocke Tourney. If you lose, then your pokemon gets put in a pasture and you can't have it back.

Yes... "pasture"...

The day after the tournament, burgers are mysteriously served in the chat thread.

No one knows where they came from but, by golly, are they ever tasty. Om nom nom.

[Ash0011]

pika-burgers, yum!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Pika is Finnish for fast

[BTPoke]

I think Oslo's starting to infect people with mistakenitis...

It's a deadly syndrome where you make many mistakes in ASB reffings.
We should go find a cure.

I suggest we extract DNA from Oslo for a vaccine.

[Oslo]

Speaking of things that are deadly...

OSLO USES HIS THROW BTPOKE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC ATTACK

OMG GUYS IT'S SUPER FRICKIN' EFFECTIVE >O >O

(Spoiler:) Also, why would the vaccine be inside me if I originated the virus? T__T Even for make-believe epidemiology this really doesn't make sense.

[BTPoke]

I haz the sturdy ability

BTPOKE USES SHADOW SNEAK

BTPOKE USES HIS APPEAR BEHIND OSLO AND PUSH HIM INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC ATTACK

OMG GUYS IT'S....

Not very effective!? WHAT?!

[Ash0011]

suddenly a wild ash0011 appears and hits oslo with his katana... also not very effective
O-O I believe we have a steel type snorlax on our hands, must've been mutated by mistakenitis, I recommend a fire type attack

[RaZoR LeAf]

You're all mistaken in thinking you're pokemon. I think you need professional help. Lie down on this couch. Did your father love you? Did you mother call you fat? Did your dog have rabies? My diagnosis. Crazy in the coconut.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ah, hospital humor.

[Oslo]

Happiest of happy birthdays to Perfect Chaos and Cynder! October birthdays ftw!

(insert requisite "omg how is Cynder only 16??" moment here )

[Emerald_Gen.3]

hey guys I know this is out of the blue but is anyone a spriter?

[BTPoke]

I know Cynder's done/does some work with sprites.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Happy Birthday Cynder! Happy Birthday Perfect Chaos!

[Cynder]

Thanks Oslo and Mikachu! I had no idea Chaos and I shared a birthday; that's awesome! xD

Also, yep, I sprite! Although, unless it's a simple recolour I don't have a lot of time for spriting at the moment. (Crap just remembered I owe RL a sprite D: )

[Perfect Chaos]

Thanks a bunch Mikachu and Oslo indeed! *gives Cynder the same high five as in her sig GIF*

Yes, I'll make the obligatory statement of "ZOMG, Cynder's ONLY 16?!?" Sometimes whenever I hear that, I feel like ASB's getting trolled by her

[Emerald_Gen.3]

its a bit of a simple recolor i guess I have it in my VS Seeker
Oh and btw happiest of birthdays to PC and Cynder

[BTPoke]

Happy semi-twin birthday to you two! It's always interesting to have the same birthday as someone else... unless they're twins and you have to share all the damn presents eventhoughyouwantedthepokemoncardsalltoyourself >:O

[Ash0011]

just think of what would happen if you were twins and had your birthday on christmas 1/3 of the presents

[RaZoR LeAf]

Octuplets, on February 29th. 1/8th of the presents, and only once every four years. Pwned.

CYNDER FORGOT ABOUT MY SPRITE!?!?!?!
Fisticuffs!!

[Oslo]

Whatever, it's their own fault for not resorbing their sibling(s) in utero. Slackers.

[Cynder]

Lolyep, trollin' ASB :U
Seriously though, how so? xD

I shall return those fisticuffs Razor! :U

[Greyfox]

Whatever, it's their own fault for not resorbing their sibling(s) in utero. Slackers.

Like Senor Chang!

Also, +2 to the birthday gent and lady-gent.

[Ash0011]

I always wished that I had fused with my twin in the utero, 2X strength and all as well as an alternate personality to do things I don't want to, oh and extra memory, and we could alternate sleeping (if that would work) so always wide awake

[RaZoR LeAf]

Less 'two personalities in one body' and more the below I think.



Spoilered for being gutter-ish?