Ho ho ho, ASB! I'm over my non-alcoholic eggnog hangover and ready to give some Christmas gifts out on the appropriate day for once! Here's what I got:
Lady Vulpix: You said you wanted points? OK, here's 2 of mine. Happy Hanukkah! 
Master of Paradox: You have a penchant for oddball Pokemon, it seems. So, I bestow upon you my Relicanth(M), Fishbone. He's not doing so well in my hands... Maybe you can take better care of him. Have an unhappy holiday, my friend. 
Mega Horny: Uhhhhh... Camerupt(M). Forgot his name. Don't know or care if you still want him. He's yours. Merry whatever. Bye now.
Mew Master: OK, Denny, you seem to like giving away Fire Pokemon... So, I'm returning the favor and giving you back the Houndoom(F) you gave me long ago. I just have too many Fire-types... and you like prehistoric Pokemon, anyway. He's based off the oldest dog in mythology, and besides, he's covered with bones. So...
CAN I GET A LITTLE... UNDERCHOMP??? 
Enjoy. 
List updated.
People to Buy Shit Gifts for
...Uh... I guess just DarkestLight now...
More to come later.