Heald versus Crystal Tears (Ref: Mew Master)

[Heald]

I want a fight. Quick 1 on 1.

I'll be using Murderface, my male Onix.

No banned moves, but don't be a dick. I don't want to throw Murderface out just to be chomped by a stupid water or grass type. DQ time is 4 days.

Arena: That canyon/valley where Bruno tamed that giant Onix and found that Sandslash in its body.

[Crystal Tears]

I'll battle you, I just have work so I'll have to post my pokemon and moves after I get back.

If you don't want to wait you can fight someone else, I don't mind.

(And I have no idea what that arena is... Lol, Google to the rescue)

[Heald]

It's basically just a big empty dusty rocky arena surrounded by cliffs. Nothing too special.

I'm in no hurry, so you'll be my opponent.

[DarkestLight]

REFFING!

Actually no I'm not. Bunch of refs are dying to stretch their muscles

I just wanna say I like the arena XD.

[Mew Master]

I call Dibs on Ref!

BEHOLD MY RETURN!

[Heald]

Cool beans. I'll notify the sponsors and tell them we have a match.

[Mew Master]

Found the name of your Arean Heald, it's Mt Hideaway.

[Crystal Tears]

Sorry for the wait.

I choose....

Cuchulainn
Croagunk*
♂

Cuchulainn, I want you to start off with Double Team, then use Shadow Ball and finish with X-Scissor.

[Heald]

Okay Murderface, lets put you through your paces.

Use Earthquake to destroy all those clones and disrupt his Double Team, then use Dragon Breath. Finish off by encasing him in a Sand Tomb.

[Mew Master]

Round 1! Pre-Round Stats
Banned Moves: None (But don't be a dick)
DQ: 1 Week
Pokémon: O vs. O
Theme: Master Exploder (Tenacious D)


Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 100
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 100
Status: Rocky!
Earthquake~Dragonbreath~Sand Tomb


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 100
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 100
Status: Ribbet...
Double Team~Shadow Ball~X-Scissor

The Arena
Mt. Hideaway.

Ready! FIGHT!

Once again the loveable (or hated) mew Master returns to ref this confrontation between Crystal Tears and Heald. The match of the mods is expected to be a good contest between them. But can Crystal Tears maintain her skills after being scarce in ASB for the last few months? We shall see, as Heald unleashes the Rock-Snake Pokémon Onix. Crystal Tears lets her Poké Ball fly as it unleashes the poison frog Pokémon thingie... I'm never sure what it is... Croagunk! Let's get things started!

Cuchulainn starts off by splitting into five copies of himself, attempting to disorient the Rock Snake (-4 E @ Cuchulainn, 4 Clones, 20% Miss). With a roar of a crumbling rock-slide, Murderface slams his head down onto the ground, causing a massive area-wide rock-n-rollin' good time (-6 E @ Murderface/-16 H @ Cuchulainn, Clones Destroyed).

Due to the unstable valley in which they fight, both Pokémon get pummeled with loose boulders and rocks (-2 H @ Murderface/-2 @ Cuchulainn

Murderface is on the offensive, as the Onix exhales a stream of ancient dragon's fire (-6 E @ Murderface/-6 H @ Cuchulainn). The Croagunk flips backwards, running his hand through the freshly created shadows from the new boulders and rocks, twisting them into a sphere of perpetual darkness before launching it at the Onix in question (-10 E @ Cuchulainn/-10 H @ Murderface).

Not one to lose an advantage, Cuchulainn rushes Murderface before unleashing a hard X-shaped slash with his arms (-6 E @ Cuchulainn/-6 H @ Murderface). The attack hurt, but the Onix would survive. Rearing back, Murderface summons a whipping storm through the valley. Dust, sand, and some rocks are picked up by the wind, magnified by the shape of the valley, and encasing Cuchulainn like a day at the beach (-2 E @ Murderface/-11 H @ Cuchulainn, Buried 40%).

It's one hell of a first round, and looks like Cuchulainn might be on the ropes.

Round 1! Post-Round Stats

Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 82
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 86
Status: I Rockied your balboba.


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 65
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 80
Status: *spitting up sand* 40% of body is burried.

Ref Notes: Damage Cap = 40. At 0 E, PKMN will use 1 HP for 2 E.
Heald Attacks First
Crystal Tears Attacks Second

[Heald]

Sorry about the delay, been travelling across half the country.

Good work Murderface, now use Sandstorm, followed by Dragon Pulse. Finish with Iron Tail.

[Crystal Tears]

Cuchulainn, Nasty Plot, I’ve got something evil in mind. Now, use your own Earthquake, throw off his attack, free yourself from the sand and watch the devastation roll. Then counter his iron tail, if he misses though, use Low Kick. We all know Onix isn’t the lightest pokemon.

[Mew Master]

Round 2! Pre-Round Stats
Banned Moves: None (But don't be a dick)
DQ: 1 Week
Pokémon: O vs. O
Theme: Master Exploder (Tenacious D)


Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 82
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 86
Status: I Rockied your balboba.
Sandstorm~Dragon Pulse~Iron Tail


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 65
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 80
Status: *spitting up sand* 40% of body is buried.
Nasty Plot~Earthquake~Counter (Sub: Low Kick)

The Arena
Mt. Hideaway.

Ready! FIGHT!

Second Round, ready, GO!

While Murderface roars and brews a whipping dust storm (-2 E @ Murderface), while Cuchulainn takes the time to plot and scheme and scheme and plot (-6 E @ Cuchulainn, SPATK ++), while he's still stuck in the sand.

The Rock Snake is still on the offensive as it howls before charging an orb of ancient draconic fury and blasting it at the Croagunk (-7 E @ Murderface/-8 H @ Cuchulainn). Just a little slower on the draw, Cuchulainn gives the ground a whack, sending it rolling towards Murderface (-10 E @ Cuchulainn/-13 H @ Murderface).

Once again the shaking earth causes boulders and rocks to fall down into the valley (-2 H @ Murderface/-2 @ Cuchulainn).

Once more Murderface is on the offensive, his tail glowing with a metalic sheen (-6 E @ Murderface/-7 H @ Cuchulainn). But the Toxic-battle-toad isn't done yet, as he takes the hit and then slams back into Murderface (-12 E @ Cuchulainn/-21 H @ Murderface). One hellova hit, and it seems to have gotten this battle back on an even footing.

As the combatants prepare themselves again the sandstorm blows through the valley (-2 H @ Cuchulainn).

Round 2! Post-Round Stats

Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 46
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 71
Status: Rocked world.


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 46
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 52
Status: Put that in your pipe and smoke it! 10% of body is buried. SPATK ++

Ref Notes: Damage Cap = 40. At 0 E, PKMN will use 1 HP for 2 E.
Crystal TearsAttacks First
Heald Attacks Second

[Crystal Tears]

Astonish, then Bounce away and use a Shadow Ball. Counter Earthquake if he tries it on the first or last move.

[Heald]

Lower his defences with Screech, then Dig underground. Wait until he lands again then hit him with your Dig attack!

[Mew Master]

Round 3! Pre-Round Stats
Banned Moves: None (But don't be a dick)
DQ: 1 Week
Pokémon: O vs. O
Theme: Master Exploder (Tenacious D)


Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 46
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 71
Status: Rocked world.
Screech~Dig (Down)~Dig (Attack)


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 46
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 52
Status: Put that in your pipe and smoke it! 10% of body is buried. SPATK ++
Astonish~Bounce (Up)~Bounce (Down)

The Arena
Mt. Hideaway.

Ready! FIGHT!

Another round and the two Pokemon are on even footing. For now.

Murderface inhales, as best a rock can (-5 E @ Murderface/Cuchulainn DEF --), before that ear-splitting shriek erupts from it's throat. Just a bit slower on the draw, Cuchulainn dashes in, the ringing still loud in his ears (-3 E @ Cuchulainn/-3 H @ Murderface).

Now the unexpected happens. Both opponents seem to shy away from each other. Murderface burrows into the earth as Cuchulainn cocks his legs before sprining high into the air (-3 E @ Murderface/-6 E @ Cuchulainn).

The Croagunk flies high, doing graceful cartwheels in the air, acting as if it almost had a board. Gravity grabs him and he falls hitting the ground, buckling it, before Murderface resurfaces. Before.... and WHAM (-3 E @ Murderface/-14 H @ Cuchulainn).

One more Round down, and this “no dick move” match is seeming a bit one-sided as the sandstorm rages (-2 H @ Cuchulainn).

Round 3! Post-Round Stats

Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 43
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 60
Status: Tunnel rat.


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 30
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 43
Status: Ow! No dick moves huh? SPATK ++. DEF --.

Sand Storm Count-Down:

[ IIIII ]

Ref Notes: Bounce and Dig are both considered Two-Attack-Slot Moves. Damage Cap = 40. At 0 E, PKMN will use 1 HP for 2 E.

Heald Attacks First
Crystal Tears Attacks Second

[Heald]

Just to clarify, I never said any moves were 'dick moves', just that it wasn't going to be much fun if you chose a water or grass type Pokemon when I was using Onix.

Trap him in a Rock Tomb, then use Double Team and Rock Polish.

[Crystal Tears]

Faint Attack to avoid the rock tomb and get over to him, next use Earthquake to berid of those clones. Finish off by hitting that rock-snake with a well aimed Focus Punch.

[Mew Master]

Round 4! Pre-Round Stats
Banned Moves: None (But don't be a dick)
DQ: 1 Week
Pokémon: O vs. O
Theme: Master Exploder (Tenacious D)


Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 43
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 60
Status: Tunnel rat.
Rock Tomb~Double Team~Rock Polish


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 30
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 43
Status: Ow! No dick moves huh? SPATK ++. DEF --.
Faint Attack~Earthquake~Focus Punch

The Arena
Mt. Hideaway.

Ready! FIGHT!

The match is reaching it's climax ever so slowly. Here we go!

Murderface roars as he slams his tail, causing a small rock slide to begin entombing Cuchulainn (-4 E @ Murderface). The toxic toad has disappeared, before reappearing on the Onix (-6 E @ Cuchulainn/-6 H @ Murderface).

After hitting the Onix, Murderface splits into several copies (-3 E @ Murderface, 3 Clones, 75% Evasion). Not having any of that, the Toxic Toad slams his fist into the ground, sending the shockwave at them all (-9 E @ Cuchulainn/-14 H @ Murderface, Clones destroyed)

More rocks fall from the valley above (-2 H @ Murderface/-2 @ Cuchulainn).

Chuchulainn isn't wasting time, as he starts gathering energy around his fist, shuddering with raw power (-11 E @ Cuchulainn). Murderface rises up as his body gains a smoothed sheen (-3 E @ Murderface, SPD ++). Promptly charged up, the Croagunk rushes Murderface before slamming his fist into the Rock-Type's side (-18 H @ Murderface, DAMAGE CAP!)

The rounds over and the next round should determine the winner, even as the Sandstorm rages (-2 H @ Cuchulainn)!

Round 4! Post-Round Stats

Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 3
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 50
Status: Ow...my Kidney... Wait... do I even HAVE Kidneys?! SPD ++.


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 26
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 17
Status: Rocked and rolled? SPATK ++. DEF --.

Sand Storm Count-Down:

[ IIIII ]

Ref Notes: Damage Cap = 40. At 0 E, PKMN will use 1 HP for 2 E.

Crystal Tears Attacks First
Heald Attacks Second

[Crystal Tears]

Vacuum Wave until he's finished Cuchulainn, use Earthquake if he digs or tries a Rock Tomb, and Protect if he tries Explosion or Self Destruct.

[Heald]

Double Team, then Rest.

[Mew Master]

Round 5! Pre-Round Stats
Banned Moves: None (But don't be a dick)
DQ: 1 Week
Pokémon: O vs. O
Theme: Master Exploder (Tenacious D)


Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 3
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 50
Status: Ow...my Kidney... Wait... do I even HAVE Kidneys?! SPD ++.
Double Team~Rest~Relax


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 26
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 17
Status: Rocked and rolled? SPATK ++. DEF --.
Vacuum Wave~Vacuum Wave~Vacuum Wave (Subs: Earthquake/Protect)

The Arena
Mt. Hideaway.

Ready! FIGHT!

It looks like the final countdown ladies and gentlemen, so let's get things started!

The two Pokemon face off, as Cuchulainn focuses the surrounding air around his fists and thrusting a jab, sending the split air right at Murderface (-5 E @ Cuchulainn/-3 H @ Murderface FAINT). And with that swift attack the Onix is down!

The Mod battle is over, with Crystal Tears the victor as the Sandstorm fades away like a bad dream.

Round 5! Post-Round Stats

Murderface (Onix, Male ♂, Team Heald)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 0
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 50
Status: TKO'D.


Cuchulainn (Croagunk, Male ♂, Team Crystal Tears)
HP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 26
MP:
[ IIIIIIIIII ] 12
Status: Ribbit... Won SPATK ++. DEF --.

Ref Notes: Damage Cap = 40. At 0 E, PKMN will use 1 HP for 2 E.

Crystal Tears is the Victor
Point Allocations:
Crystal Tears: 2 Points
Mew Master: 2 Points
Heald: 1 Point

[Heald]

Thanks Mew Master for reffing.

Good battle CT. I might have to give you a rematch. Maybe in the upcoming Ladder

[Crystal Tears]

Yes, thanks Mew Master for reffing, and quickly reffing at that. :3

Thanks for the fun match Heald, and we'll see about that rematch (ladder or otherwise). ^^

[Mew Master]

Mew Master: Speed Ref