I don't know whether I should be more frightened of a Reshiram or a Darkly. I'm leaning toward... yeah, definitely the latter. Nonetheless, Dame Thistlebottom and I will do our best! :3 (Oh, and requisite boo for being the only one attacking first twice.)
Come out, oh venerable one with the pink face!
Begin with Sucker Punch. Follow with Earthquake and finish with an evade-and-hit-style Faint Attack.
Sub: Snatch what you can (bar Rest) and look away from Attraction attempts.