[GAME] Whack-A-TPMer v.5 Admin Approved

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Welcome to Whack-a-TPMer v.5

Admin approved by Lady Vulpix

The credit I know for this game goes to kitsun, who hosted the first version at TPM somewhere in spring 2007.

My rules are trying to be easier.

The object of this game is to "whack" as many different users that participate in the game and score as many whacks as possible.

To whack someone, one must simply post who they are whacking and how they want to whack them.

I whack Bob
*Superwhacks Bob*
*stomps Bob into the ground*

are all acceptable whacks.

You may only whack those who have posted here. So, no sign-ups are necessary.

Restrictions:

1) Only one whack per post and towards one person only. This is NOT the Extreme version I tried in 2008, this imitates the classic version.
2) Don't double post. Everyone should know this, and also wait for two other persons to post before you post again.
3) Don't whack yourself.
4) See all the other PCG rules and general TPM rules.

After 4 pages, i.e. 121 replies i.e. 122 posts I'll post the scoring table and we'll know who has whacked most times and who has the best variety of whacked users.

To get the right mood to play this game, see the earlier versions.

Version 1
Version 2
Version 3
Extreme
Version 4

[Shadow Wolf]

Alright!!!

*draws a big "THANK YOU" sign and squashes mikachu with it*

whelcome backed!

[Knight of Time]

And I thought the previous version would have continued, since it didn't go as far as previous versions (not including the extreme version).

But anyway...

If only I could target a certain person here on my "hit list", that is, if he decides to whack someone here...for now, you'll have to do for my first target, Shadow Wolf.

'steals your shadow, turns it into a wolf through some unknown magic, and sics the wolf on you'

Maybe you should have kept your old username, Shadow Wolf, because otherwise, you would have been able to avoid being wolf-whacked. At least you didn't turn into a werewolf, lol.

[crown34]

I'm gonna have some fun with this, I'll whack you Knight of Time, I grab you and stick you into a time machine which sends you back to...THE ICE AGE!
WHACKED!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu Yukitatsu comes across a beautiful item lying on the ground. "Hey, it's a golden crown!" he claims. "With 34 jewels! I think I'll melt it!" he puts the crown into a smelting furnace.

No, Mikachu never makes fun of peoples names!!?

crown34, name-whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

Hmm...

Shadow Wolf ponders his next move. Since he knows that there were rules in previous versions which have been made obsolete.

-No backwacks... Don't whack the same person twice... rule of three...

but suddenly... a surprise

-You cannot whack a person that has whacked you until they have been whacked

He grins as he summons the Twilight Princess with a Lullaby played by the Ocarina of Time. And as the Phantom Hourglass drops it last grain of sand for Knight Of Time, the princess surprises him with a stolen kiss and blows a goodbye as she pushes him to his doom into the train passing through the Spirit Tracks.

A Wind Waker Wacking (hey, it has a ring to it.)

[Knight of Time]

The next whack on my list is for a mystery person who has already posted here.

crown34: Oh please, not me!

Mikachu Yukitatsu: No, not me please! I don't wanna be whacked!

Shadow Wolf: You just whacked me, I don't want to get whacked a second time!

Knight of Time: Okay Shadow Wolf, you're getting spared.

Shadow Wolf: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

crown34: You remind me of Scooby-Doo, Shadow Wolf.

Mikachu Yukitatsu: Who is Scooby-Doo?

Knight of Time: He's a cartoon dog that loves to solve mysteries, but is scared of ghosts. Despite that, he helps his human buddies Freddy, Velma, Daphne, and Shaggy solve the mysteries. Most of the time, he's with Shaggy.

crown34: Yeah, and Scooby-Doo just loves Scooby snacks, as does Shaggy. Well, I better be going, looks like you are the unlucky one, Mikachu.

Mikachu Yukitatsu: Oh no, what's coming next?

Before Mikachu can get his answer, a scary ghost comes along, tapping him on the shoulder, scaring the Finnish one so fast he runs...right into a wall...ouch.

Mikachu, consider yourself whacked, Scooby-Doo style!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Thanks for reviving this, Knight of Time.

In his Link costume, carrying his master sword and shield, Knight of Time is looking for Princess Zelda. Knight of Time has survived many temples, but now he encounters something that looks like a castle maid. Surely it's not Princess Zelda, but perhaps he can approach her to find out what's this all about...



approach her...



Knight of Time, FIND THE PRINCESS BEFORE...SHE FINDS YOU!

[Shadow Wolf]

Shadow Wolf: "Hey crown34... I think we should stop thinking so hard to create a good story for whacking."
crown34: "You know... you're right!"
Shadow Wolf: "Why don't we put our brains and our bodies to rest? Here!"

*hands over a bath set, which includes a towel and a soap in a mini basket*

Shadow Wolf: "Go and have a nice relax at the hot spring."
crown34: "Wow, thanks... I guess"

crown 34 enters the hot spring without noticing the fake "men" sign. Shadow Wolf grins as he removes the sign, revealing that crown34 actually entered the women's hot spring.

Shadow Wolf: *grins* You're in for a divine punishment.

[i]A few seconds later, a conversation is heard...[i]

crown34: "No! Wait! This isn't what it looks like..."

Naru: "...and I though Keitaro was the only one... YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!"

crown34 is launched into the air with a red cheek, product of a Naru punch, a dizzy stare, a basket for a hat and a tooth fliyng loose...

Anime whacked... Love Hina and I's style.

[Knight of Time]

Knight of Time: I'm thinking this game needs a few more players, otherwise I have a feeling it may get boring after a while.

Mikachu Yukitatsu: I know the feeling, there are some people I miss who used to play this game...wonder where they all are?

Knight of Time: Well, I know one person doesn't want to play this game anymore...I don't want to say his name, but nobody is going to be able to whack him if he doesn't whack someone here.

Before I can continue, a rude interruption comes up.

crown34: Who are you talking about? Whoever he is, I want to whack him soon.

Knight of Time: crown34, I have a don't ask, don't tell policy right now. Since you tried to break it by asking, here is your reward.

crown34: What?

Knight of Time: Close your eyes, and hold out both of your hands.

'watches as crown34 closes his eyes and holds his hands out'

crown34: Now what?

Knight of Time: This, is your punishment!

'uses a shovel to pick up a piece of red-hot coal from a nearby fire, and tosses it into crown34's hands'

crown34: YEOWWWWW! HOT! HOT! HOT! MOMMY!

'crown34 begins to juggle the piece of hot coal, but soon enough, he accidentally drops it on his foot'

Knight of Time: If there's one thing I don't like, it's busybodies.

crown34, consider yourself burned...aka whacked. I had long planned on giving you the polar opposite of what you gave me...you ought to know not to play with fire, pal.