The Misadventures of Charles Legend! (Re-mastered for the Nanowrimo)
Basically it's a remake of my comic however it has a much better plot, also the Genre is ment to be Humor & Parody since it makes recurrences to stuff I like be it game movies, fics and even other comic however it also just so happens to be a Pokemon trainer fic also there are no mention of Infractions this time around.
Anyways on to the fic...
The Misadventures of Charles Legend! (Re-mastered)
Chapter: One: Starters don’t leave home with out one!
A young man was sitting at a table, in a shady club named Hoot Hooters, he took a sip of his drink he had ordered a Sex on the Beach, obviously the waitress misunderstood his order he was talking about the other kind of sex on the beach.
Anyways he was wearing a long red trench coat he just put down his drink and ran his right hand threw his spiky dirty blond hair the pushed up his glasses so that the light was not reflecting off them and you could see his bright green eyes, and then he let out a load whistle as the girls on stage started to strip.
Just then two huge guys the size of mountain trolls, the young man was not surprised to see the two at all since they threw him out of the club many a time before.
“Are you two cronies going to throw me out again, for lets see the hundredth time this week?” the young man said and got up his body was badly shaking, not because he was scared of these to lumbering trolls no it was because he obviously was not at all tolerant of alcohol.
“The boss would like a word with you sneaky gumshoe.” The two goons said and dragged him over to were a man wearing an orange tuxedo, and not much older then the deceive was.
“Fancy meeting you here Charles Legend”
“Nice entertainment you have here Chris, anyways how about a an Interview?” Charles said then threw up on Chris’ Tux.
“Damn it Charles this is a brand new tuxedo!” Chris snarled and kicked Charles between the legs flooring him. “I want this sneaky reporter out of my sight, however do not kill him since he has a lot of support in the community even if he is a bit mental.”
Two days later on a rocky hill side a black lizard with orange spots walked up to a human in a red trench coat the lizard was caring a leaf with a bunch of berries on it.
Suddenly a song started to play on Charles’ cell phone but the lizard was used to it now, however it almost made the salamander light the human on fire.
Charles eyes slowly opened “where am I?’ Charles asked himself.
“Charmander!” said the lizard.
Charles noticed he was tied to a log and wood and kindling was placed around him. Charles then realized that this was not the only Charmander around but it certainly stood out from the rest.
“CHARIZARD!” roared two huge orange dragons as they landed infrount of Charles and the black Charmander.
“CHARMANDER!” the Charmander roared <“I will not kill this human, I may be an out cast but this human has done nothing wrong!”
“CHARIZARD!” the bigger of the two dragons said. <“Humans are forbidden to step foot here in are Charific Valley here on Mount Rizardon!”
“CHARMANDER!” the Charmander Roared. <“He did not come here of his own free will he was dragged here by two big humans that looked like mountain trolls, if I must I’ll prove it to you but I’ll need this humans help to do it.”
“CHARIZARD!” the dragon Roared <“Fine out cast you may have this human as a pet, we and the rest of are clan will not harm it.”> then the two huge dragons left.
“Hun what was all that roaring all about?” Charles asked himself.
The outcast gave Charles a wicked grin before jumping at him and cutting the vine that was used to tie him up.
“Hun you feed me, but then why do I get the felling those Charizards wanted you to kill me?” Charles asked and looked around and saw that he was in a valley with numerous mountains around it with caves.
“CHARMANDER!” Charmander roared <“Just grate my new pet dose not understand are language I guess I have to teach this idiot.” slap pining his forehead.
“hey did you just call me an idiot?” Charles asked as he was typing something on a mini computer built into his left arm. “Oh don’t mind this I lost my left arm when some one hired a bounty hunter after me at lest Suzy gave Jay a permanent ban, however the damage had been done I was dieing however I was rushed to a special hospital where Dr. Octillery gave me this arm, of course it helped that I pre ordered the arm several weeks before from a robotic company which custom built it for me.” Charles Explained
“Charmander?” the Charmander asked. <“What you can understand me?”>
“Yes, but I could not before because I did not have my translator on, it covers not only all human languages but also those of Pokémon as well, it comes in quite handy do to being an ace reporter, mind you a crazy one.” Charles said. “Anyways since I did not get the interview with Chris yet do you care if I interview you?” Charles asked. “No, very well then King you leave me with no choice then!” Charles winked at the black Charmander with orange spots.
“Charmander?” The Charmander said “Wait just a minute human since when is it up to you to give a wild Pokemon a name?”
“Hum, good point King” Charles said taking out a gun an loading a Friend Ball into it and took aim. “Go Poké Ball!”
“CHARMANDER?!” King Screamed as he was sucked into the Friend ball. <“Why dose stuff always happen to me?!”
“Maybe you’re the chosen one? Anyways this just proves that I always get my story.” Charles said then picked up the Friend Ball and Pocked it, then took out a blue ball that had eyes. “Teleport!” Charles then vanished from Mount Rizardon.
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Back at the office.
“Charles where the hell have you been? Jeff asked as he walked up to Charles, who was sitting at his desk typing. ”I tried calling you for two days now.”
“I was unconscious and tied to a log for two days.” Charles explained. “But no I did not get an interview with Chris yet, but don’t worry boss I’m on the case you see from what I herd from my sneaking into Hoot Hooters is that he runs an underground dueling club and the people who join get a membership card to Hoot Hooters.”
“Charles the last thing we need is for you to order another sex on the beach and get drunk again.“ Jeff said. Shaking his head.
“I’ll just order a cup of Java the Poop then boss?” Charles aked.
“You know some times Charles it’s a wonder how you did not end up in the Insane Asylum.”
“What, oh you mean The Blue Avenger’s comic nah too many Tetris Bricks falling on people for my likening.”
Charles then showed Jeff the comic.
“Blue what are you doing?” asked a guy in a blue robe and hood as he saw another guy in a blue suit and mask fighting a dragon in the middle of the air over a cliff.
“Azure what dose it look like I’m doing?” Blue asked.
“Uh falling, you can’t fly remember?” Azure pointed out.
“Oh.” Blue said. “Curse you!”
Suddenly a Tetris Brick fell out of the sky and fell next to Azure.
“Wow that was um close” Azure said.
“Charles that’s the lamest comic I have ever seen on top of that It’s out of print!” Jeff yelled. “Now get back to work!”
“Right boss.” Charles said. "Yeah back to work on the funny pages."
As Jeff started to walk a way a Tetris Brick fell on him.
"Curse you Charles!" Jeff muttered from under the block.
"Um sir. you do relize it's just Styrofoam." Charles pointed out.
The tile is a refence to the fact you need a starter pokemon, also as chares pointed out he chose king as his starter thus making king the chosen one. Also you well fully met the pokemon who Teleported Charles in this chapter in next chapter entitled "Java The Poop!"
Word Count: 1304/50 000
~Charles Legend
Originally Posted by shazza
