[GAME] Whack-a-TPMer v.4 Admin Approved

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Welcome to Whack-a-TPMer v.4

Admin approved by Lady Vulpix

The credit I know for this game goes to kitsun, who hosted the first version at TPM somewhere in spring 2007.

My rules are trying to be easier. I also tried to fix grammar a little and stuff this time, but don't know if it worked. Here are the rules:

The object of this game is to "whack" as many different users that participate in the game and score as many whacks as possible.

To whack someone, one must simply post who they are whacking and how they want to whack them.

I whack Bob
*Superwhacks Bob*
*stomps Bob into the ground*

are all acceptable whacks.

You may only whack those who have posted here. So, no sign-ups are necessary.

Restrictions:

1) Only one whack per post and towards one person only. This is NOT the Extreme version I tried in 2008, this imitates the classic version.
2) Don't double post. Everyone should know this, and also wait for two other persons to post before you post again.
3) Don't whack yourself.
4) See all the other PCG rules and general TPM rules.

After 4 pages, i.e. 121 replies i.e. 122 posts I'll post the scoring table and we'll know who has whacked most times and who has the best variety of whacked users.

EDIT3: To get the right mood to play this game, see the earlier versions.

Version 1
Version 2
Version 3
Extreme

[Knight of Time]

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I just found a sign saying "Welcome Back, Whack-A-TPMer!", and I'm not afraid to use it, so...

'smacks Mikachu with the sign'

/\ Welcome back whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

I wish I could think of a better way to whack you but... I'm in class...

*knocks Knight_Of_Time with his backpack, which carries 5 notebooks, one book, three pencils, one eraser, one sherpener and one laptop*

Edu-whack-tion!

[DarkestLight]

*Whacks ShadowWolf with an allep oop behind the back 360 Mega Ultra Boomshakalaka slam dunk basketball backboard!*

n_n Been reading Rebound again. Someday I'll own it ;_;

[Knight of Time]

Shadow Wolf, I hate to tell you, but I don't go to school, even if I was going there just for a visit, I think you'd deserve to go to the principal's office, so...

'opens up the principal's door to reveal a furious looking principal'

Principal: What is the meaning of this?

KoT: Oh, I just came to this school for a visit, when this guy just smacked me with his backpack...owww, it hurts so bad!

Principal: Did you do anything bad to him?

KoT: No, I was just minding my own business when he got me from behind. I'm lucky I was near your office, because I had to tell you about his offence when he hit me.

Principal: You there! Do you realize how much trouble you're in for hitting this visitor? I don't tolerate bullying in my school, especially to visitors. Come into my office, and I'll deal with you properly.

Shadow Wolf, you've just been detention-whacked!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu Yukitatsu sleeps 2 hours and comes to Shadow Wolf's place carrying a bomb. The bomb blows up and Mikachu says to Shadow Wolf:

"Stop worrying about me!"

[Kurosakura]

*returns DL's poop-smelling bug by force-feeding it to him and then socking him in the stomach*

WHACKED!

[DivineAll]

Ahem...

*This old man, he gave me,*
*a dog bone to whack thee*
*and a knick-knack to paddy whack*
*not just the dog bone*
*that old man came rolling home.*

...That's the best I can do for an interpretation of that song. ^^;

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Sorry DivineAll, but you didn't tell your whack target. The poem was nice and funny though. Don't edit your post, I'll just leave that post out of my calculations.

*Hits DivineAll with a sticker that says: You're not DA, you're DivineAll, I'm not Miksu, I'm Mikachu!*

(Don't take that rude, I just referred to my nickname in RL or something)

[Shadow Wolf]

The moon is the darkest light, since is a light on a dark place... or something like that.

The howl of the Shadow Wolf makes the Silver Satellite crash down into the DarkestLight


A 238,857 miles whack!

[firepokemon]

Fire storm and the shadows are removed. The wolf is feral but contained with a mighty whack. Defeated Shadow Wolf on 23rd September 2009

[Knight of Time]

Oh firepokemon, I got word that you want people to respect you as if you were their king, well, I may respect a king, but in this case, I'm crowning you, with this mace I have here in my hands.

'draws a target on firepokemon's head where the whack will go, then...

WHACK!!!'

You just got crowned (and whacked), my fiery friend.

[Shadow Wolf]

Shadow Wolf uses a spell on DivineAll. A beam of light flashes DA. Some round particles are seem falling within the light as the beam begins to make itself thinner and more concentrated. Suddenly, a light in shape of a star comes running through the line of light, crashing down on earth, and triggering a rain of light beams, destroying every being in the perimeter of the heavy shower, including DivineAll

Whacked by the holy book, Aureola!

[Kurosakura]

*summons up cold, glittering winds and cuts at Shadow Wolf with magical power*

Whacked by the ultimate anima magic, Excalibur.

[firepokemon]

"A fiery blast stabs into Kurosakura. The whack heard around the world. Be gone Kurosakura".

[Shadow Wolf]

Well well well, I see that you have quite an impressive tome there, but there is one tome more powerful than Excalibur. Allow me to summon the ultimate fire storm, Kurosawa.

Tiny particles of flame begin to surround firepokemon. The tiny flames suddenly begin to make a giant horizontal spiral of flames. Very quickly, the spiral disappears, but leaves behind it a heavy shower of flames, and finally... The earth itself becomes a hell of flames, with hot rocks rising from the ground, burning everything in its path, including firepokemon

See Kurosawa, firepokemon got owned by the greatest anima magic: Forblaze!

[Knight of Time]

KoT: Alright DarkestLight, of all the friends on TPM I've made, you have one of the most intriguing usernames, I presume your name means no light at all?

DarkestLight: Yeah, I suppose so.

KoT: Okay, you mind if I lead you somewhere? Here, you can have this candle, we're going into a room which never allows any light inside, so that it's always pitch-black. But with that candle, we can see where we are going in that room.

DarkestLight: Uh, that plan of yours sounds a little scary, are you sure it's a good idea?

KoT: Yeah, rumour has it there is a well-hidden treasure in there. It's invisible, but the strange thing is, if it's touched at all, it becomes completely visible.

DarkestLight: Odd, why would a treasure do that? What is the treasure, anyway?

KoT: Some people say it's a treasure chest filled with riches. But then again, the contents of the chest may be dangerous.

DarkestLight: Well, if it's a risk we have to take, then let's do it!

KoT: Okay, here we go.

'shows DarkestLight the way to the pitch-black room, using his candle'

DarkestLight: 'suddenly bumps into something' Ow, is this the chest?

KoT: Yeah, you just made it appear...but the treasure inside is mine, not yours!

'takes the chest away, walks to the door to the dark room, blows out the candle, locks the door, and leaves DarkestLight in the darkest kind of light possible'

DarkestLight...you just got namesake whacked!

[Kurosakura]

Shadow Wolf, you're my new best friend. Except I dunno where you got Kurosawa from. XD

*summons countless ice crystals from the heavens and encases firepokemon into an icy coffin and snaps my fingers, shattering it*

Although it's not the strongest anima tome, it's a pretty darn good one! Whacked by Fimbulvetr.

[Shadow Wolf]

I still wonder how did I read that from your name Kurosakura. I'll leave it there to remember it. Meanwhile....

As a dark smokescreen begins to engulf the area, a few dark thunders begin to shake the ground where Mikachu Yukitatsu is. Then, a total of six dark flames are combined in a dark spiral to create a dark core of energy. The dark core emits a white flash, followed by a spiral of rocks and dark light on Mikachu. Finally, all of the dark light combines itself in the are where Mikachu is, making him disappear in an instant.

Cookie for the one who guesses which tome of Fire Emblem is this one. Meanwhile, Mikachu has been Dark-whacked!

[Knight of Time]

Alright, next on my list:

KoT: Hey Kurosakura, you know how this game is based on the classic game Whack-A-Mole, right?
Kurosakura: Yeah, but I don't think we have that here in Japan, where do you usually find it?
KoT: In an amusement park, of course. You have to be fairly quick with the hammer you're given to whack the moles with though, because they tend to move fast.
Kurosakura: So basically, you have to have fast reflexes?
KoT: Yes, pretty much so. Luckily for me I have fast reflexes, so...

'opens up his very own Malletspace account, and suddenly pulls this giant hammer out of nowhere'

Kurosakura: What the? Where'd that hammer come from, and why is it so big?
KoT: Oh, this hammer is made to whack human-sized moles, but since moles don't come in that big of a size, you'll have to do.

'whacks Kurosakura with the hammer, causing her to get stuck in the ground with only her head visible, and the rest buried in the ground'

This would be even funnier if I had a golf club and a golf ball, but...you've just been whacked, Kurosakura...in a twist on the classic Whack-A-Mole, you just got MEGAwhacked!

[Kurosakura]

@ KoT: I never really liked Whack-A-Mole. And I'm Chinese, not Japanese, so that was a big fail on your part.
@Shadow Wolf: I don't use elder magic, but I'm going to take a stab at it and say... Ereshkigal.

*pulls out a lance with a golden spearhead and a red shaft, mounts on a pegasus, flies up while spinning the weapon and impales KoT*

Pegasus Knight and Killer Lance whacked!

[Shadow Wolf]

Kurosakura: Oh, it is a boss book, but not of that fire emblem. I believe you should know ny know who Im talking about when I say "Sacred Stones". (Support level rank between Shadow Wolf and Kurosakura: C)

...and since you are the only one I have left from being whacked, then I have a little surprise. Pegasus Knights have resistance to magic.... but...

Shadow Wolf arrives at the scene wielding a massive blue armor and an even bigger axe on his left arm, carrying on his shoulder while holding it. Being ready to deliver a crushing blow, he lifts his axe and starts so spin in above him. After setting it in the floor, he switches to his right hand and, while jumping, he spins his axe in a circular motion. Finally, he lands a critical blow on Kurosakura, vanishing her and her pegasus.

I think you know which weapon is this, so... Triangle advantage. Whaxe!