O hell no-this is straight hilarious.

Ok Heald. You don't know me. I don't know you. I like politics as much as you like pincushions in your urethra. However, your campaign has intrigued me and I am now interested in what the potential new ruler of TPM has to offer.

So, my first question.

Are you excited as I am to kill black people more than they shoot themselves in shootouts around my block in RE5?