Think about what else could be a club.

So this cow had three calves. "Mommy," the eldest asked, "Why am I named Rose?"

"Because, dear, when you were born, a rosepetal fell on your head," the mother cow replied.

"Why is my name Sunflower?" The second one queried.

"Because, dear, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The youngest calf said, "Mrg-nf-brnfl-strghngkl!"

The mother said, "Shut up, Brick."