Think about what else could be a club.
So this cow had three calves. "Mommy," the eldest asked, "Why am I named Rose?"
"Because, dear, when you were born, a rosepetal fell on your head," the mother cow replied.
"Why is my name Sunflower?" The second one queried.
"Because, dear, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The youngest calf said, "Mrg-nf-brnfl-strghngkl!"
The mother said, "Shut up, Brick."