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  1. 16th November 2008, 10:36 PM #1
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    Default Re: Jokes

    Think about what else could be a club.

    So this cow had three calves. "Mommy," the eldest asked, "Why am I named Rose?"

    "Because, dear, when you were born, a rosepetal fell on your head," the mother cow replied.

    "Why is my name Sunflower?" The second one queried.

    "Because, dear, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

    The youngest calf said, "Mrg-nf-brnfl-strghngkl!"

    The mother said, "Shut up, Brick."
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    Default Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe View Post
    A skeleton walks into a bar, and says "Give me a beer and a mop."
    Quote Originally Posted by Heald View Post
    So a paraplegic walked into a bar...

    Oh wait, no he didn't.
    Quote Originally Posted by MToolen View Post
    So a baby seal walks into a club.
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    So a dyslexic walks into a bra.
    Eh... Sure, why not.

    "So a Pollack walked into a bar.

    He gets out of the hospital tomorrow."

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    Default Re: Jokes

    Three blondes walk into a bar.

    None of them ducked.



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